Does anyone have any funny jokes about my sister-in-law?

I have always had a crush on her when I was studying, but I didn’t have the courage to confess, let alone touch her. After graduation, she got married, and her husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was nursing the baby, and I made a good excuse. I walked up to her, pressed her breasts with both hands, and then told her baby, call her uncle, if you don’t shout, you won’t get food!

08. What is a spoiler? A friend surnamed Luo went even further. He changed his MSN name to "Dumbledore is dead" and then kept going online and offline. So everyone - including the unfortunate people who didn't want to be spoiled at all - sadly watched the MSN prompt window on the screen repeatedly prompting "Your friend "Dumbledore is Dead" is online..."