Funny jokes about marriage

1. The wedding day is coming soon. For Xiao Ding, who is single, it is the season of sadness. Xiao Ding has been with many partners, but none of them have come true. We broke up after only a few days of dating. Many people invited Xiao Ding to attend their weddings, but Xiao Ding refused them all. A woman who was about to get married asked Xiao Ding why he didn’t go to my wedding. Xiao Ding said: I was very sad when I saw your wedding invitation. Maybe you didn’t know that I liked you before. It would be very sad for me to attend your wedding.

A few days later, another male friend After getting married, he said to Xiao Ding: Come to my wedding. Xiao Ding said: I am very sad when you get married. You don’t know how much I liked you and admired you before. If I go to your wedding, I will faint from sadness. , in fact, the real reason why Xiao Ding didn't go was that since he couldn't find a girlfriend, he gave up the pursuit of human beings. Don't think wrongly, he fell in love with the virtual idol Luo Tianyi and spent all his money to buy Luo Tianyi. Tianyi’s concert tickets, figures, and peripherals are all gone. He has no money. How can he have money to attend other people’s weddings?

2. Don’t be ignorant of the difficulty of marriage and think that marriage is like a fairy. We need to be vigilant in the long journey ahead, join hands and work together, we will suffer more than food, rice, oil and salt, and we will enjoy more than tea, vegetables and rice. Ordinariness is true, happiness is the foundation, life is upward, and there is no disrespect to each other.