Marriage is four words and eight sentences funny.

1. I'll make the bed, and I'll tell you a famous story: a perfect man looks like a mandarin duck.

Make the bed, make the bed, and be full of glory; New people and new things, new quilts and new beds.

Rich brocade, arranged in rows; Gold cups and jade lamps, each piece shines.

Both talent and appearance. Everybody likes it. Everybody likes it.

With red cotton thread in my hand, I like to show my face to the bride.

The bride's heart was filled with joy, and she raised a glass to offer cigarettes and sugar.

One handful of dates gives birth to a son, and two handfuls of peanuts fall into the phoenix.

The left side won the championship three times, and the right side was full of happiness three times.

3. Welcome the mother to welcome the bride, and firecrackers are ringing all over the world. Men, women and children came to see it, laughing and dancing.

Welcome the new mother and the bride. I think the bride is very pretentious. One step out of the car, one step to see the money, good luck.

5. One step of peach blossom, two steps of plum blossom, three steps of lotus inheritance and four steps of attracting men.

6. Talk about getting married and see what society it is now.

Getting married now is crazy. You have to have a car and a building.

Don't talk about the son, and the family won't look good anymore.

We will discuss it with my sister. In order to help in the future,

Now that society has changed, it is better to adopt a daughter than a child.

Raising a daughter is like building a bank, and raising a child is like famine.

7. It's a pity that there are so few prostitutes and bachelors everywhere.

It is really difficult to marry a daughter-in-law. Now the bride price is tens of thousands.

If two people meet, they must spend a day in this city.

Thousands of dollars a day, we can talk about it later,

Go to karaoke bars, go to restaurants and charter a car to support the scene.

8. I haven't finished going home, including jiaozi and complete dishes.

Take away the cigarettes and alcohol when you leave, leave a number and say it yourself.

The countryside relies on farmland, and the hard work is not tens of thousands a year.

Even if you go to work, you have to scrimp and save, work hard and praise money.

A building is completely dry, and tired parents are bent over.

9. There are two, one and three sons. My legs tremble at the mention of marriage.

Daughter-in-law is too expensive now, and gold and silver are needed for marriage.

Tens of thousands of betrothal gifts are not counted, and an earring costs thousands.

Rings cost tens of thousands, and necklaces must be gold.

Without these three things, it is difficult to get in.

10. The woman has the most say and never stops.

Set a wedding date, negotiate terms, check out several houses,

See which ones are mine and whether the interior decoration is occupied.

Look at all the furniture. If there is a loan outside,

I don't care whether I return it or not in the future. The existing old people are still ok.