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2. True tenacity should be to cry thoroughly, laugh heartily, speak incisively and vividly, and do it without hesitation.
3. When you surpass others a little, others will envy you; When you surpass others by a big margin, others will envy you. So go beyond it as much as possible.
4. Don't try to be brave or lie. People who know you will naturally know who you really are.
5. I haven't understood math since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in junior one.
6. At this age, both romantic and romantic.
7. Growing up means that when I was sad, I didn't want to eat and drink. Now, I can go to the kitchen to serve myself noodles while crying, and I don't forget to add two poached eggs.
8. I am not a lady. When I am in a bad mood, I want to swear gracefully.
9. Don't be too generous. Many times you don't argue, and what belongs to you will be taken away.
1. In deep words, let's talk briefly, and we will walk slowly for a long way.
11. No matter what fate gives you, live every day well, and you will be the biggest winner in life.
12. Love means that when you see a flower, you take it away directly, but love is different. Love means that when you see a flower, you will cover it from the sun, water it every day and protect it.
13. If you don't completely despair once, you won't know what you can't give up most, and you won't know what true happiness is.
14. Since he has left, don't be sad anymore. In fact, being alone is quite good. What you want to cry is to look up at the sky and shout, I wish you happiness for the rest of your life.
15. If you can't walk the road, you will turn back. Those who love but can't let go, and the enthusiasm that you can't get back will be enough.
16. Do what you want to do and pursue your dreams while the sun is just right, while you are still young. Good morning!
17. Walking on the misty balcony. The southern dynasties left behind more than 48 old temples, countless towers shrouded in the wind and cloud in the rain. Invited to take a walk with the continuous spring rain, set foot on the first step and look up at the majestic building with its four corners tilted.
18. It's painful to have and give up. Since it will be painful anyway, I'd rather choose to protect it and suffer.
19. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.
2. Open your heart when others pay a little attention to you. You think this is frankness, but in fact it is loneliness. In the end, it's just a clown who amuses himself, leaving people with words and hurting their self-esteem.
21. South and North have been separated. How can I stand it if you are not happy? So let's take a long view and be patient. You know my love for you best, so don't say it again.
22. Life is never really desperate. No matter how many hardships you suffer, no matter how many hardships you experience, as long as a person still has a seed of faith in his heart, then one day, he will be able to get out of the predicament and let life blossom and bear fruit again.
23. You can have love, but don't cling to it, because separation is inevitable.
24. It seems that it happens every time, without exception. When we need someone to lean on most, we often get through it alone in the end.
25. Failure comes from neglecting details, and success begins with attaching importance to small things.
26. The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold, and the sword front comes from sharpening. You are sure to succeed! I am proud of your success!
27. I think I will only be a conscientious person, just like waiting on the seeds. Although I love the prosperous journey, I never want to get involved. I only want to keep a quiet wait, and I don't mind that such a wait will end in vain. Try to be present.
28. Sometimes, smile, just don't want to make you worry or sad. But actually, I'm not as strong as you think.
29. You can't ask for a life without storms, because pain and suffering are part of life. A storm-free ocean is not a sea, but a mud pond.
3. I must act at once and never give up!
31. As long as you have confidence, people will never be frustrated.
32. Don't judge my future by your past.
33. I want to touch porcelain, and I want to be planted on you all my life and not get up.
34. Sometimes I just feel very tired and don't want to say anything. In fact, no one wants to listen to you complaining. If a lot of negative energy bursts, no one really wants to listen, so I prefer to be alone, quietly listening to songs and drinking wine, and trying to find out myself to comfort myself.
35. What you really want is not just as simple as standing on tiptoe. You must go all out and take care of yourself!
36. Everyone is doomed to be left alone in the end. How dare you pray for someone not to leave?
37. Spring comes and summer goes, and autumn harvest and winter storage. We have plenty of time.
38. If you hate me, I may not like you. Why bother to be aggressive and annoying? You are busy but I have no time to accompany you.
39. The person who really knows you is the one who can see the pain in your eyes when others believe your smile.
4. People who like you tell you that I went to take a shower, and then they will say that I finished taking a shower. People who don't like you will die in the bathroom after saying that I went to take a shower.
41. Since you have identified a road, why ask how long it will take!
42. Life is as bright as summer flowers and death is as beautiful as autumn leaves. Death can also be interpreted so naturally and beautifully.
43. You know you can do it, and others think you may be able to do it. Then, cut the crap and do it again. Other grievances are vain. If you don't shine, you shouldn't blame others for their lack of vision.
44. Good temper is never reserved for those who push their luck. So is kindness and love.
45. I deceived myself and kept my last good hope for love. But the fact is that this materialistic world has become devil wears prada's world.
46, smile can be given to anyone, but your heart, just give it to one person.
47, everything will pass, fidgety mood, lonely life, and things that are useless to work hard.
48. No one in this world must be responsible for you, so you must be responsible for yourself.
49. In any case, I believe that there will be a clear twilight at the end of the road, and it must be the most beautiful dawn after the darkness.
5. Without a tolerant heart, you can't see a beautiful world in spring.
51. Don't drink water a day ago, and don't eat bread a week ago. Those words were said a long time ago, so don't think about them.
52. Those feelings that hurt you are not that the other person is not worthy of love, but that he is unwilling to show you what is worthy of love.
53. Please, please leave, because I'm black and blue.
54. My first impression of you is unforgettable for a long time.
55. Be someone else's baby and stay out of my muddy water.
56. People can change. These five words tell all the stories.
57. That's funny. Even the place where we broke up is in the same place when we are together.
58. I don't have a sense of belonging, and it's hard to trust a person from the bottom of my heart. But when people are alive, they have to believe something, so I have to believe in money.
59. The reason for a person's failure lies in his own shortcomings, which has nothing to do with the environment.
6. I am not good, but there is only one. Cherish it or not. If you lose me one day, I won't let you find me. Friendship or love, if I leave, there will be no future.
61. I eat my snacks, and I grow my flesh. It's none of your business, whether you are jealous or envious.
62. Too many things can't be done slowly, and too many people gradually disappear. Growth seems to be a lost process.
63. Don't dwell on the past, don't be afraid of the future, the past. Gains and losses, success or failure, happiness or pain, are all over, you can only recall, but you can't go back.
64. It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.
65. One of the worst moments in life is when the screen turns black after watching a wonderful movie, and you return to ordinary and boring real life.
66. If one day, we become strangers, it's not your fault or my fault, but our fate is over, and it's meaningless to continue.
67. You should work hard, know that there are still many beautiful things in life, learn to take care of your health, don't work too hard, and don't get stuck in a dead end. Everyone has to encounter something difficult to grow up, and it doesn't matter if you lose anyone, because there will be many people with you in the future.
68. It's almost the end of the world. If you have money, spend it quickly. If you die, it's no use.
69. Silence is your best role. Delete your memory and promise not to cry this time.
7. You must have the life you yearn for, and that will be the life you will finally get.
71. Everyone is lonely. In a person's life, it is not rare to meet love and sex, but it is rare to meet understanding.
72. I firmly believe that mine won't leave, not my importune.
73. In the world, there are so many people who care about each other, and all they pay blindly are pushing their luck.
74. Before the fog clears, take a boat and rock slowly in the south of the Yangtze River.
75. The best way to keep fresh in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovable person.
76. Sometimes you don't know what despair is unless you try hard.
77. When I've saved up enough disappointment, you don't have to tell me. I'll go by myself. For the rest of my life, I will be well-off and not disturb each other.
78. Harvest is the rain gauge of career; Gathered with every drop of sweat from the strugglers.
79. It's not that I like to stay up late, but that the night needs me as a bright star.
8. You have only two choices. I will be your wife or your wife's nightmare.
81. Everyone says that I have a slow temper, but I can be quick, for example, there is a dog chasing me behind, or you can wait for me in front.
82. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears. I held my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink. You left with all my love, just a parting. I look at your back with tears, and I really want to hug you again, and I really want to say I love you again.
83. What qualifications do men have to tell their sisters to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I get to my white hair.
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