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Everything I'm not used to makes me uneasy.

First, don't say I'm copying my homework, I'm just a porter of nature! ! !

Second, spz;; Do you like being alone? You haven't given up yet.

I threw my clothes into the washing machine and shouted, get out of here.

Fourth, youth will eventually grow old, and I will always remember your kindness.

Having you in life is the most ordinary miracle.

6. "You never know what others have done where you can't see."

Sincerity is a disgusting joke.

Eight, you said you would marry me, not Sunday, not the date.

You shouldn't have any expectations from the beginning.

Ten, you see how vividly you show your self-love.

I'll say it if I like it. Maybe I like you, too.

What you love, what you think and what you care about will eventually be lost to what is good for you.

Thirteen. spz; It was cold all the time, and I didn't even dare to say anything. Later, I became lazy.

14. swearing is not wanting to be seen by others.

Fifteen, time is a charming gesture, holding my wound and saying that I am a good medicine will cure you.

Sixteen, the real forget, there is no effort.

Seventeen, I love to laugh so much, but I still can't resist the inner desolation.

Eighteen, "there is no empathy in this world. You can't imagine waiting in the same place for too long. My legs are shaking and I can't stand straight. I just hope you can look back at me.

19.[ All my unaccustomed habits make me feel uneasy]

Twenty, "after repeated disappointments, he always pats his face and tells himself that he will be fine." He will not be indifferent with such great efforts. "

2 1, don't like to chop me to death, don't practice courage through the computer.

How can I forgive your passionate and dissolute life?

Twenty-three, is it that my footsteps near you are too light, and her intrusion just alarmed your heart.

24. The feeling that a close person is suddenly unfamiliar and hopes are completely lost is like drinking cold water and setting himself on fire.

Twenty-five, "I envy your happiness, which will only show how lonely I am."

I look at your life like a passer-by, and your emotions are not sad for me.

I really like you, and I'm watching you from behind.

Twenty-eight, I want to underestimate myself, but my weight is not allowed.

Twenty-nine, doctor, my eyes are nearsighted! Tell me about the specific degree of myopia. You can't see the money when you open your wallet!

30. If it's nice, people will say a lot. Just don't talk about it. For example, dream hard and let strength speak later.

Thirty-one, if I don't chop and change easily, how can I deserve your wife and concubine who likes the new and hates the old?

Thirty-two, I once let go but didn't have the strength to walk.

Thirty-three, Dongjiu @ The two most difficult things to forget in the world are meeting and forgetting.

Thirty-four, how do you know that half a yard of roses you gave me took root and sprouted in my heart and buried it in my heart?

I know that even if you drown in the deep sea, you can't save me. Then why are you still haunting me? Because I love you so much.

I used to talk about many friends like lovers every day, but now I have no contact. It hurts to think about it.

37. Only one person can be seen at a time, and only one person can be left at a time.

Thirty-eight, people always have some pursuits, and life should not be precipitated.

Don't write the beginning of the story too beautifully. After all, everyone loves endings.

The humid air makes me unable to breathe smoothly, resulting in lack of oxygen.

Forty-one, you always fool me like a fool. Actually, I'm not stupid, but there are some things I can't let go.

Forty-two, silence is because of depression.

In fact, women are very sensitive Whether you love her or not, she can tell at a glance, but some are playing dumb, some are deceiving themselves and others are wronged.

I didn't dare to disturb you until you stopped contacting me.

Forty-five, no matter how awesome a woman is, she will be defeated by a dysmenorrhea. No matter how arrogant a man is, he is afraid that his woman will cry.

46. I usually start laughing again soon after I get angry. In fact, I also want to be cool and ignore people, but I can't hold back.

Remember, boys should not be too nice to me, or I will think you like me.

Forty-eight, you have no idea how uncomfortable it is to have a sudden heart twitch.

Forty-nine, everyone has warm memories in their hearts, all of them have been hurt and abandoned.

There's always a name that makes you tremble suddenly.

5 1. The feeling that a close person is suddenly unfamiliar and hopes are completely lost is like drinking cold water and setting himself on fire.

Fifty-two, the so-called joke just doesn't want to make the truth look so embarrassing.

53. You are jealous that others can feel sweetness and pain, but you are frozen and can't get close to anything that can make you move.

Fifty-four, because it is too easy to get, it will not be cherished.

55. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

56. I yield to you in ignorance and endure unreasonable troubles, but it doesn't mean that I am bullied and afraid of you.

I always tell myself that even if one day we are not together, we will be together.

58. Why do you read my message? Are you trying to plot against me?

Fifty-nine, after saying good night to each other, you began to fall asleep, and I began to miss you.

If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

Don't worry, we will all become cautious people in the end.

I hate perfunctory, even if I don't expose it.

Sixty-three, you walk behind me, and I can forget my walking posture in panic.

I don't need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go with you.

Sixty-five, we are all changing, so why feel sorry for the past?