A little joke that enlivens the atmosphere

Do you need a lively atmosphere at the party? The following is an active joke I arranged for you. I hope it will be useful to you.

1, "slippers" When I was in high school, a classmate in my class was afraid of the heat and liked to wear slippers to class secretly, which was never discovered by the teacher.

An earthquake drill was held in a school, and everyone ran to the playground to gather. The head teacher found this classmate wearing slippers and asked angrily, Why are you wearing slippers? Students take it for granted: it's good to be able to run out after the earthquake. How can you have time to wear other shoes? !

2. "Don't pee" One day, I was in a hurry on the train and went to the toilet. There was a woman waiting at the door, so I flattered and said, Aunt, I'll go first. I can't hold it any longer. I'm urinating. ? I just finished writing, and I don't think it's appropriate. How do I pee? Busy changing your mouth? Aunt, I didn't pee. ? ? You are shit, no! ! ? And the result?

3. What's it like to see a doctor online?

Your neck hurts a little. After searching online for half an hour, you find that there are only three months left. ...

4. Sleeping on the left Man: Can I ask you a question? Do you like to sleep on the left or right side of the bed when you sleep? Woman: On the right, what's the matter? M: I like sleeping on the right, too, but I decided to practice sleeping on the left from today and keep the right for you. Woman: You?

5. "If you drink too much, you will vomit." My friend and I went to a restaurant and got the menu. When I looked at the drinks, I found several kinds of beer, so I asked the waiter who was waiting. Little sister, tell me which beer tastes better. ?

The waiter's tough answer:? All the same. If you drink too much, you will vomit! ?