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Once, a small country came to China and paid tribute to three identical gold people. The golden wall was brilliant, which made the emperor very happy. However, this small country is not kind, and at the same time a question arises: which of these three gold people is the most valuable?

The emperor thought of many ways, and invited the jeweler to check, weigh and watch the workmanship, all of which were exactly the same. What should we do? The messenger is still waiting to report back. Great country, can't even understand this little thing?

Finally, an old minister who abdicated said he had an idea.

The emperor invited the emissary to the main hall. The old minister confidently held three straws and put them in the ear of the first gold man. The straws came out from the other ear. The second gold man's straw fell directly out of his mouth, while the third gold man's straw fell into his stomach after entering, and there was no noise. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.

This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the one who can talk the most. God gave us two ears and one mouth, which was meant to make us listen more and talk less. Being good at listening is the most basic quality of a mature person.

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Chen Atu is a farmer in Taiwan Province and has never been far away. After saving money for half my life, I finally joined a tour group and went abroad.

Everything abroad is very fresh. The key point is that Chen Atu joined a luxury group and lived in a standard room. This made him novel.

In the morning, when the waiter knocked on the door to deliver breakfast, he said loudly, "GOODMORNING SIR!"

Chen Atu froze. What does this mean? In my hometown, strangers usually ask, "What's your name?"

So Chen Atu shouted, "My name is Chen Atu!"

so, for three days in a row, the waiter knocked at the door and said loudly every day, "GOODMORNING SIR!" " Chen Atu also replied loudly: "My name is Chen Atu!"

but he is very angry. This waiter is so stupid that he asks his name every day and tells him that he can't remember it. It's annoying. Finally, he couldn't help asking the tour guide, "GOODMORNING SIR!" What do you mean? The tour guide told him, Oh, my God! ! What a shame.

Chen Atu practices "GOODMORNING SIR!" This word, so that you can deal with the waiter with dignity.

Another morning, the waiter knocked at the door as usual. As soon as the door opened, Chen Atu shouted, "GOODMORNING SIR!"

At the same time, the waiter shouted, "I'm Chen Atu!"

This story tells us that interpersonal communication is often a contest between willpower and willpower. Either you influence him or he influences you, and if we want to succeed, we must cultivate our influence. Only those with great influence can become the strongest.

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11. Three people are going to be put in prison for three years, and the warden gives them one request each.

Americans like to smoke cigars and asked for three boxes of cigars.

The French are the most romantic and want a beautiful woman to accompany them.

The Jew said that he wanted a telephone to communicate with the outside world.

Three years later, the first person to rush out was an American, with his nostrils full of cigars and shouting, "Give me a fire, give me a fire!" " It turned out that he forgot to light the fire.

then the French came out. I saw a child in his hand, a beautiful woman holding a child in her hand, and a third one in her belly.

Finally, the Jew came out. He held the warden's hand tightly and said, "In the past three years, I have been in contact with the outside world every day. My business has not stopped, but has increased by 2%. To show my gratitude, I will give you a Lao Schlais!"

This story tells us that what kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's life is determined by our choices three years ago, and today's choices will determine our life three years later. We should choose to get in touch with the latest information and understand the latest trends, so as to better create our own future.

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As everyone who has been to the temple knows, as soon as he entered the temple gate, Amitabha Buddha greeted his guests with a smiling face, while to his north, Wei Tuo was black-mouthed and black-faced. But according to legend, a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but were in charge of different temples.

Mile Buddha is enthusiastic and happy, so many people come, but he doesn't care about anything, and he doesn't manage his accounts properly, so he still makes ends meet. And although Wei Tuo is a cook in charge of accounts, he keeps a gloomy face all day, which is too serious, making fewer and fewer people, and finally the incense is cut off.

Buddha found this problem when he was looking for incense, so he put them in the same temple, and Mile Buddha was in charge of public relations, smiling at guests from all directions, so the incense flourished. While Wei Tuo is impartial, and he will be better than others, so he is put in charge of finance and strictly controlled. In the division of labor and cooperation between the two people, the temple is thriving.

In fact, in the eyes of the master of employing people, there are no useless people, just like the master of martial arts. You don't need expensive swords, but picking flowers and flying leaves can hurt people. The key depends on how to use them.

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A person went to buy a parrot, and saw the front sign of a parrot: This parrot can speak two languages, and the price is 2 yuan.

The other parrot was marked: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 4 yuan.

which one should I buy? Both of them are glossy, very flexible and lovely. The man turned around and couldn't make up his mind.

As a result, I suddenly found a parrot with an old tooth missing. Its coat color was dim and messy, and the price was 8 yuan.

The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages?

the shopkeeper said, no.

This person is strange: Then why is it so old, ugly and incompetent that it is worth this number?

The shopkeeper replied: Because the other two parrots called this parrot boss.

This story tells us that a true leader is not necessarily strong in his own ability. As long as he knows how to trust, delegate and cherish, he can unite forces stronger than himself, thus enhancing his social status.

on the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfectionist and hands-on, and no one is better than themselves. In the end, they can only be the best researchers and sales representatives, but they can't become excellent leaders.

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A, as a white-collar worker in a joint venture company, I feel that my ambition has not been appreciated by my superiors, and I often think: If I can meet my boss one day, I would like to have a chance to show my talents! !

A's colleague B had the same idea. He went one step further and asked about the boss's commute time and figured out when he would get into the elevator. He also took the elevator at this time, hoping to meet the boss and say hello when he had the opportunity.

their colleague c went further. He knew the struggle course of the boss in detail, made clear the school where the boss graduated, the interpersonal style and the problems he cared about, carefully designed a few simple but weighty opening remarks, took the elevator at the calculated time, and after greeting the boss several times, he finally had a long talk with the boss one day and soon won a better position.

fools miss opportunities, wise men seize opportunities, and successful people create opportunities. Opportunities are only given to those who are ready, and the word "ready" is not just talk.

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A psychology professor visited an insane asylum to learn about the living conditions of lunatics. At the end of the day, it is an eye-opener to think that these people are crazy and act unexpectedly.

I didn't expect to find my tire dropped when I was about to return. "Some madman must have done it!" The professor thought angrily, and began to take the spare tire and prepare to install it.

this is serious. The person who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. You can't get on without screws and a spare tire!

the professor is at a loss. When he was in a great hurry, a madman skipped over and sang an unknown happy song. He found the professor in trouble and stopped to ask what had happened.

The professor ignored him, but told him out of courtesy.

The madman laughed and said, "I have an idea!" He removed a screw from each tire, so that he got three screws to install the spare tire.

The professor was surprised and grateful, and was greatly curious: "How did you come up with this idea?"

The madman laughed and said, "I'm crazy, but I'm not a fool!"

In fact, many people in the world, because they find pleasure in their work, always show different fanaticism, which is hard to understand. When many people laugh at them as crazy, others may still laugh at him as a nerd.

Being dull and being smart is especially a good attitude in China.

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A doctor was assigned to a research institute and became the person with the highest academic qualifications.

One day, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were on his left and right, and they were also fishing.

He just nodded slightly. What are these two undergraduates talking about?

after a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself, and flitted across the water to go to the toilet.

the doctor's eyes are almost falling. Floating on the water? Really? This is a pond.

when the director came back from the toilet, he also drifted back from the water.

what's the matter? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students!

after a while, the deputy director also stood up, walked a few steps and drifted across the water to go to the toilet. Now the doctor almost fainted: no way, to a place where Jianghu experts are concentrated?

doctoral students are also anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond, so it takes ten minutes to get to the toilet opposite, and it's too far to go back to the unit. What should I do?

The doctoral students didn't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they also got up and crossed into the water: I don't believe that undergraduates can cross the water, but my doctoral students can't.

The doctor fell into the water with a thud.

The two directors pulled him out and asked him why he went into the water. He asked, "Why can you walk there?"

The two directors smiled at each other: "There are two rows of wooden stakes in this pond. Because of the rain these two days, the water rose just below the water surface. We all know the position of the stake, so we can step on it. Why didn't you ask? "

Education represents the past, and only learning ability can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. A good team should also be a learning team.

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A said to B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! "

B suggested, "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge! ! The broken company must give it some color to see see. But it is not the best time for you to leave now. "

A q:?

B said, "if you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company to try your best to attract some customers for yourself and become a unique figure in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. "

A thinks what b said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's hard work, he had many loyal customers.

when we meet again, b asks a: now is the time, so jump and act quickly!

A smiled indifferently: the boss had a long talk with me and was going to promote me to assistant to the general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.

actually, this is the original intention of B .. A person's job is always just for his resume. Only when you pay more than you get, and let the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will you be given more opportunities to create more profits for him.

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Before a master performer went on stage, his disciples told him that his shoelaces were loose. The master nodded his thanks and squatted down to tie it carefully. After the disciple turned around, he squatted down to untie his shoelaces.

A bystander saw all this and asked, "Master, why did you untie your shoelaces again?" The master replied, "Because I play a tired traveler, I can let his shoes loose after a long journey, and I can show his fatigue and haggard through this detail."

"Then why don't you just tell your disciples?"

"He carefully found that my shoelaces were loose, and enthusiastically told me that I must protect his enthusiasm and encourage him in time. As for why I untied my shoelaces, I will have more opportunities to teach him to perform in the future. I can talk about it next time."

A person can only do one thing at a time, and only by grasping the key points can he be a real talent.

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There is a rich boy who loves jiaozi very much and eats it every day. But he is very tricky, he only eats stuffing, and the sharp ends of his skin are thrown into the river behind him.

The good times didn't last long. When he was sixteen, a big fire burned down his whole family, and his parents died in anger. Now he is penniless and embarrassed to beg. The neighbor's eldest sister-in-law is very kind. She gives him a bowl of mushy noodles every meal. He studied hard and came back after three years. He must thank his neighbor's eldest sister-in-law.

eldest sister-in-law told him: don't thank me. I didn't give you anything. I collected the tips of the dumplings you lost in those years, dried them and packed them in sacks. I originally wanted to prepare them for a rainy day. Just when you needed it, I gave it back to you.

the official thought for a long time. . . .

There is a famous March 8th theory: eight hours of sleep and eight hours of work, which is the same for everyone. The difference between people lies in how they spend their spare time. Time is the most affectionate and heartless thing, and everyone has the same thing, which is very fair. But those who have resources may not be successful, and those who make good use of resources will be successful. Survival in the daytime and development at night are the requirements for talents in the 21st century.

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Two men were in the forest and met a big tiger. A quickly took off a pair of lighter sports shoes from behind and put them on. B was so anxious that he scolded, "What are you doing? You can't beat a tiger by changing your shoes again!"

A said, "I just want to run faster than you."

in the 21st century, no sense of crisis is the biggest crisis. Especially with China's entry into the WTO, telecommunications, banking, insurance and even civil servants, which we think are very stable and secure, will also face many variables. When more tigers came, didn't we prepare our running shoes?

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Father and son live on the mountain, and they drive ox carts down the mountain to sell firewood every day. The old father is more experienced, driving in the town, the mountain road is rugged, there are many bends, and his son has a good eye. He always reminds him when he wants to turn: "Dad, turn!"

once my father didn't go down the mountain because of illness, and my son was driving alone. At the corner, the cow refused to turn, so the son tried every means to get off the bus and push and pull, luring it with grass, but the cow did not move.

what the hell is going on?