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"Mid-Autumn Night Banquet in Grand View Garden"

Characters: Jia Baoyu (Bao) Lin Daiyu (Dai) Xue Baochai (Chai) Wang Xifeng (Feng)

Jia Mu (Mother) Grandma Liu (Grandma) Yuanyang (Yuanyang) Ping'er (Ping)

Narration: During the Mid-Autumn Festival, lovers couldn't bear the pain of lovesickness, and Baoyu wandered alone under an apple tree in the Grand View Garden.

Bao: (Come on, sing) The taste of longing is like this cup of bitter coffee. Although you can add some sugar, it still makes people feel haggard... (Message sounds, Baoyu takes out his mobile phone, reads the message, surprise) Sister Lin’s information! (Reading) Those who are playful will drag the monkeys out, those who do not want my criminal detention, those who forget about me will be beheaded, those who do not call me will be sent to Tibet to herd yaks, and those who are in front of me and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival will be beheaded and fed to the dogs! (laughing) I have to call Sister Lin back! (Dial) Hello, Sister Lin?

Dai: (enters the stage, answers the phone) It’s you! What's up?

Bao: It’s okay, I just miss you!

Dai: Why don’t you call me if you have nothing to do? You don’t know that the phone bill is quite expensive! I asked you to buy China Mobile's card, but you chose China Unicom's card, causing me to pay Internet roaming fees every time! Alas, all the monthly money this month has been used to pay the phone bill. (Sigh) Oh! My Olay Paris, my Olay Oil, my pity, my Mentholatum, all have left me! !

Bao: Sister, whatever rouge and gouache you like, just come and get it from me!

Dai: Where is the place where I can go? I don’t want people to gossip anymore! I live under someone else's roof and I have to be careful about everything. How can I reach out and ask for random things?

Bao: Sister, if this is the case, we are a family! (Singing) We are a family, a family that loves each other...

Dai: Who is your family? Hey, the old lady is giving a banquet to the Grand View Garden, where are you hanging around?

Bao: Sister Lin, wait for me, I’ll be there soon!

Dai: That’s it, hurry up!

Bao: Sister Lin, I still have something to say...

Dai: What words? Eight out of ten of your words are false!

Bao: I only tell you the truth! (Singing) I would like to become the angel you love in the fairy tale, spread out my hands and turn into wings to protect you. You have to believe, believe that we will be like in the fairy tale, happiness and happiness are the ending...

Dai :...

Bao: Qier, I am sincere to you! If I tell a lie, I will be devastated! (Covering head)

Narration: Boom! Boom, boom! ! Boom! At this moment, five apples fell from the tree, and each one hit Baoyu's head. Baoyu meditated for a moment, and suddenly - made an astonishing discovery!

Bao: Ah! gravity! !

Dai: What are you talking about?

Bao: Sister, can you say three words to me!

Dai; what three words?

Bao: Think about it!

Dai: ...I——,..., I died! (Exit)

Bao: Hello? younger sister! younger sister! (Exit)

Narration: Over here, in front of the Grand View Tower, Yuanyang is leading a few women and maids to prepare a banquet.

(Yuanyang comes on the stage, Ping'er comes on the stage)

Ping: Sister Yuanyang, the old lady is treating you today, what delicious food have you prepared?

Yuan: Look here!

Ping: (Surprise) Spicy Chicken Leg Burger! Colonel Chicken Nuggets! Wow, there is also a family tube!

Yuan: Look there!

Ping: Mexican chicken tacos! New Orleans Grilled Wings! Wow! Deep sea cod, my favorite!

Yuan§ Ping: (Singing) With KFC, life feels better! (High-five)

(Sister Feng embraces Jia Mu on the stage, followed by Baochai and Daiyu)

Feng: (to Ping'er) Xiao Nizi, don't wait for your ancestors either. , come and eat it by yourself!

Mother: It’s okay, it’s okay.

Today, regardless of master or maid, we all get together and eat whatever you like, I’ll treat you all! (Looking) Why hasn’t Baoyu come yet?

Bao: (comes on stage dancing with nunchucks and singing) I use nunchucks, hahahahaha! I use nunchucks, ho ho ho ho! ...

Feng: Ouch, ouch, little ancestor, be careful about hitting the old lady!

Mother: Baoyu, if you don’t study the serious "Four Books and Five Classics" carefully, you will learn some crooked songs! If your father finds out, he will beat you again!

Narration: Suddenly, Baoyu's nunchaku flew out of his hand without any deviation, hitting Grandma Liu in the head.

Chai: (pulling Baoyu and saying) Baoyu, I told you not to throw things around. What if you hit the children? Even if you can’t hit the children, it’s not good if you hit the flowers and plants! Do you really want to dance like this? If you want to dance, just tell me. If you don't tell me, how will I know that you want to dance? If you want to dance, I won't let you dance! If you don’t want to dance, I won’t force you to dance! Do you dance or not?

Bao: (like hitting a wall)

Grandma: (comes on, covering her head) Ouch, ouch...

Mother: Who is it?

Feng: This is Grandma Liu, a distant relative. She came to visit today.

Mother: Since we are relatives, we come to sit together. There are so many people and it’s lively.

Grandma: Young Master, this stick dance is really amazing!

Mother: You’re not hurt, are you?

Grandma: It’s okay, it’s okay, my body is strong!

Mother: Even at such an old age, she is still so healthy.

Grandma: Everything is fine, I am not deaf, my eyesight is not blurred, I am in great shape, and the food tastes delicious!

Mother: I can eat and sleep well!

Grandma: Yes, yes. People say that I, Lao Liu, eat as much as an ox and don’t even look up after eating an old sow!

(Everyone laughs)

Bao: (to Daiyu) Sister, this Grandma Liu is so interesting!

Dai: (turns away from Baoyu)...

Chai: (pulls Baoyu over) Yes, yes! How interesting!

Feng: The moon is really full today, old lady, can you give it a name? The name of the old lady must be elegant!

Mother: (Looking up at the moon) How can I choose a name? I think this moon is really beautiful, big and bright. Well... (thinking) Let me see, let me call it Big Moon!

(Everyone is stunned)

Feng: Yes, yes, yes! The big moon is the big moon! The old lady just has literary talent, and her name is good, wonderful, and awesome! When Li Bai and Du Fu met the old lady, you were willing to give in! (Take the lead in applauding)

(Everyone applauds and applauds)

Mother: OK, OK, OK. Let’s have two drinks first, it’s interesting to be a couple today!

Feng: The old lady naturally has a good match, how can we do it?

Mother: No problem, no problem, just for fun. Grandma Liu also wants to come. Yuanyang, come on and make a couplet first.

Yuan: Yes, old lady. The orioles, swallows, swallows and emeralds are in harmony everywhere.

Mother: Well... ups and downs... flowers, flowers, leaves... year after year!

Feng: Okay, okay. An old lady is an old lady, this pair is so neatly matched! absolute! Absolutely absolutely!

Mother: Haha... I can’t do it anymore, I can’t do it anymore, I’m old, how can I compare to young people like you. Yuanyang, you come up with another couplet to make Baoyu right!

Yuan: Well, yes! With ten thoughts, I miss you, my country, and my country.

Bao: (Looking at Daiyu) In August, enjoy the flowers, the moon, and the pretty girls.

Feng: That’s right! So right! Baoyu is also a perfect pair! Yuanyang, if you come up with another pair, Sister Bao will be right too!

Yuan: Well, let me think about it... I have it! In the picture, the dragon does not roar, the tiger does not roar, and the little book boy looks ridiculous.

Dai: (Grab this pair) On the chessboard, the chariot has no wheels and the horse has no food. The general calls out to beware!

Bao: (claps hands, stamps feet, dances) Sister is right, sister is right!

Chai: Why did my sister steal my pair? Since my sister is so kind to me, why not give me a couplet?

Dai: Please give me some advice! (Disdainful look)

Chai: A man from the same town, two li, and a third wife, who doesn’t know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Meanings, dares to teach seven or eighty-nine people, very bold!

Dai: Nine out of ten families are poor. They scrape together eight taels, six cents, five cents and four cents, but they are half-hearted and first-class obscene!

Chai: deceive, deceive, flatter, beat, kill, click, click, click!

Dai: Hey, hey, hey, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, three-eight-three-eight!

Chai: (unbearable, gets up) Don’t be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang!

Dai: (also getting up in arms) Don’t pretend to be like me, I’m behind the Party Central Committee!

Chai: If you don’t believe me, you won’t accept it. Bin Laden is my uncle. He bombed first and then poisoned him!

Dai: Don’t be dissatisfied, the household registration police officer is my aunt, and I will change your household registration to pig!

Bao: Sister Lin, Sister Bao, please stop arguing!

Chai§ Dai: It’s all your fault! !

Mother: We are all brothers and sisters, what’s the trouble? (To Grandma Liu) Grandma Liu, why don’t you also come to confront me?

Grandma: I am a farmer. I was not very right and made everyone laugh. Since the old lady is happy, she should give it a try, right?

Yuan: Here are a pair. The fat fish and fruit are ripe and go into my belly.

Grandma: ..., your mother, come and kiss me!

(Everyone laughs)

Grandma: Am I not right? Don’t you have to go out of the cupboard to eat?

Mother: Haha, yes, yes, yes. That's right, that's right!

Yuan: Listen carefully, grandma, I have another pair. The tyrant tiger shows the boldness of a tiger.

Grandma: Old turtle, half of its glans exposed?

(Everyone laughs)

Mother: Not bad, not bad. Grandma Liu is right. Haha... Alas, old people are no longer useful! After a while, I became tired. I'm going to lie down, you can have fun!

Yuan: Old lady, I will take you back.

(Mandarin ducks help Jia’s mother get down)

Feng: It’s getting colder today. Ping'er, let's go back too.

(Exit Xifeng and Ping'er, Exit Grandma Liu, Exit Baochai, Daiyu wants to leave, but is held back by Baoyu)

Bao: Sister Lin, stay with me to reward you. Month, right?

Dai: Go and enjoy the moon with your sister Bao! Ignore me!

Bao: Sister——, why are you so angry? (Singing) On this night of beautiful flowers and full moon, lovers are happy; on this night of beautiful flowers and full moon...

(Baoyu hugs Daiyu)

"Hero"

Chapter 1 How to get ten steps closer to the king

Desert, yellow sand, iron cavalry

Wrapped in a carriage rolling forward

In the carriage, black clothes The man is sitting upright, with three wooden boxes placed in front of him.

His name is Wuxiang, and he is the chief of a small traffic booth in Langmeng County, Daqin State. If a person has no appearance, he can concentrate on directing traffic; so he spent ten years practicing a traffic stick method. This time the King of Qin summoned him because he had accomplished a great event.

Above the main hall

King Qin: What is the name of the strong man?

No phase: I have no phase!

The King of Qin was displeased: This is obviously the name of a monk. It will take another three hundred years for Buddhism to be introduced to our country. How dare a strong man just entertain the mediocre?

Wuxian: Your Majesty is a wise king, I have beautiful features and beautiful eyes. I was actually the first of the ten outstanding young people in Guangdong Province. Overseas barbarians called me "Romeo"; just because this story requires me to have dull eyes and stiff face. , hence the name "without form".

King of Qin: That’s all. This box of mid-gut hollow magic gun ranks first in the weapons list, and it is a worthy example. Back then, it fired one to attack the five-cornered hall, which is the center of our military aircraft, and destroyed one corner of it. Pentagon becomes hexagon. Why did you break him?

Chess Hall

Chang Kong plays chess with the old man

Chang Kong picked up a chess piece and was about to place it on the 3rd and 3rd lanes of the chessboard

Paps, a drop of rain fell and the chess paper was soaked

Intestinal emptying: Qin is known as a superpower and ranks first among developed countries. How come it can’t even run an elderly activity center? The roof is leaking! !

Old man: Don’t be upset, strong man, this house really has no roof.

When the "Twilight Project" was launched, we old men all had to come to the center to take care of our elderly. After several years of hard work, the house has not been built yet, and I don’t know where all the money has gone.

Intestinal Empty: It’s okay if you don’t come.

Old man: Easier said than done? There are seven of us waiting for you. Your Majesty decrees that no one can be missing!

Wuxiangshang

Wuxiang: Changqing, you are a wanted criminal by the king, I will bring you to justice!

Intestinal Empty: Who is coming?

Wuxiang: The head of the traffic booth in Langmeng County has no Xiang!

Intestinal emptying: Since we have colluded, why not come early? Now my intestines are empty and I'm going to have lunch.

Wuxiang: Keep your voice down. We agreed that we would put on a play in front of this old man from the Qin Palace. After that, I’ll treat you to a gourd head.

Intestinal emptying: ok, let’s do it

~@#$!%^&*

(voice-over): The night before, I watched an American blockbuster "The Matrix", so that day, in Chen's mind, he used hacker moves to defeat Chang Kong in one fell swoop!

Main Hall

King Qin: ...It’s so chattering that I can’t hear it clearly. Come on, come forward with a strong man, and speak twenty steps away from me

Wuxiang comes forward

Wuxian: Since I have lost my bowels, I rushed to the library of Zhao Guo Lincheng at starry night. Meet Silkworm Cocoon and Flying Boots

King of Qin: Silkworm Cocoon and Flying Boots have always teamed up to assassinate. Three years ago, a "Flying Fairy from Heaven" hit the Twin Towers of our Daqin Market Trade Center. Three thousand armors were unable to stop it! Hit twice, the twin towers of the city were destroyed! ! This made me chase away all the cats and dogs in this hall, so lonely

Wuxiang: Silkworm cocoon and flying boots are actually lovers. The silkworm cocoon sword technique was learned from calligraphy, so I am so lonely. Go to the library to take a look at the calligraphy of Cocoon, maybe you can get some inspiration from it

Library

Cocoon: What word do you want?

Wuxian: Sword!

Cocoon: I see you are also a traffic policeman. Have you read any books?

Wuxian nodded slightly

Cocoon: After reading the book..., I will give you a test. How do you write the sword characters for this sword technique?

Wuxiang is displeased: Does a person who is just begging for food deserve to take the exam for me?

Cocoon: Can’t you write? ...I'll teach you, remember! These words should be remembered. When I become a traffic captain in the future, I will use it to write tickets.

Wuxiang: Who wants you to teach me? Why don't you just replace the right side of the word "convergence" with a knife?

Silkworm cocoon looked extremely happy, tapping the long nails of two fingers on the table, nodding and saying: "Yes, yes!... There are nineteen ways to write the word sword, do you know?" ”

Wuxiang: Are you annoyed? That is to say, write a word. You have the ability to write the twentieth one

Cocoon: The strong man Bingxue is smart. I have indeed created a writing method of my own

Main Hall

Wu Xiang presented the words, and the eunuch took them and hung them on the wall

King Qin turned his head to look at them

After a long time, he turned around and said: Hehe, I heard about flying boots. She is the most beautiful woman in the martial arts world. Are you serious about this?

Wuxiang: This is true. Cocoon was writing at that time, and the king's army had already arrived outside the city.

Suddenly, arrows came like locusts and shot out a human figure beside the old director of the library. Wang Jun was a master of shooting, damaging the wall but not the person. He truly lived up to his reputation! !

The King of Qin twitched his beard and smiled

Wuxiang: At this moment, Feishou took action! !

The King of Qin leaned forward: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, here comes someone. Come forward with a strong man, and drink ten steps away from me. I want to hear what kind of beauty Fei Xue is?"

Wuxiang stepped forward, ten steps away from the King of Qin

Chapter 2 The Knight’s Journey

Outside the library

Arrows rained down, flying boots , Wu Xiang broke out of the house

Fei Shoes: What did you do? If someone comes out to show off their skills, why are you making a mess?

Wuxian: Block the arrow! !

The two of them were flying around, arrows falling down one after another

The Qin army retreated

Wuxian: strange

Flying boots: Qin is the current generation When a big country encounters a battle, it must first launch tomahawk-style arrows to clear the way. In the battle in the Gulf, Saddam, the king of Chu, was killed without leaving any trace of his armor. Is it any wonder?

Wuxiang: So—that’s it! See you in the library at the third update tonight!

Fei Shoes: That’s really bad. I’m just saying it now. What man wouldn’t be greedy after seeing me?

After saying that, he covered his face with his handkerchief and walked away:

In the library

Cocoon was panting with a mop in his hand

无phaseshang Go ahead and pick up the silk paper

Wuxiang: The Qin army has retreated. See you at the library at three o'clock tonight

Cocoon: What are you doing? I have heard your date with Feixue

Wuxiang said fiercely: Did you hear that? I let you hear it on purpose! ! !

Main Hall

King Qin: Silkworm Cocoon and Flying Boots join forces and are invincible in the world. How can you defeat them?

Wuxian: Defeat each one! !

Midnight, Library

Silkworm cocoon: Changqing has called me to tell me your plan

Wuxiang: Damn, it’s too late to say it now. I spent a lot of time

Fei Shoes: You can’t blame the hero with an empty stomach, he was delayed for a while by eating late night snacks

Ruyue (smiling): Who made him run away all the time? Woolen cloth? The intestines are always empty

Wuxian: Here is a stick technique called "Ten Steps, One Moment"...

Cocoon interjects: What is "Ten Steps, One Kill"?

No phase: "brake"! The "brake" of the brake! Once this move is used, all vehicles within ten steps will brake! ! This is the stick technique I learned in the traffic pavilion. It is accurate and accurate. It enters from the Baihui point and exits from the Dantian point without harming life. But I hope that one of the two of you can take my blow in public and hide it from the eyes and ears of the Qin army

The cocoon flying boots looked at each other

Wuxiang: You two have thought about it. At noon tomorrow, the Qin army will attack Seeing the camp

Turn around and leave

Fei Boots: This person’s behavior is crazy, and he is quite like King Zhao Laden. He will surely succeed!

Cocoon: Of course, if this person goes, my King Bin Laden will be able to accomplish great things, but I still have to give him two words...

Fei Shoes: I am so tired of writing, you Write, there will be a battle tomorrow, let me go!

Silkworm cocoons write all night

Qin Army Camp

The sky is filled with yellow sand, and in the black array of iron barrels, Wuxiang and Flying Boots stand facing each other

Wuxiang: I’m Wuxiang, the postmaster in Xialangmeng County, and we’re here to capture Zhao’s assassins! General, please allow me to fight with the assassin

General: Isn’t it just a fight? Hit it! All armies, support the heroes of Qin! !

The Qin army knocked on their shields and shouted in unison

Wuxiang (low voice): What are you shouting for? "Ur! Big urn! Big urn!"?

Fei Shoes (asked in a low voice): "Onions! Green onions!"?

In the distance, Silkworm Cocoon and Ruyue stood on the top of the mountain to watch the battle

Silkworm Cocoon: Ruyue, hand over my sword to the Wuxiang Hero, and these two words; In addition, let the old servant Accompany the strong man to go

Ruyue: Yes, master

Qin Army Camp

Feixue (glancing at Wu Xiang): Little enemy, why don't you do something?

Wuxiang slowly pulled out the traffic stick

General: Why did this horse brake?

The traffic stick has pierced the chest of Flying Boots!

Flying Boots: So fast...

The Flying Boots Sword has landed again! !

Hey, why should I say "again"?

Gobi Desert

Wu Xiang rides his horse forward, Ruyue waits for him by the roadside

Ruyue: These are given to the strong men by their masters.

Cocoons and flying boots, guarding each other in life and death, people never leave each other, and the sword never leaves the sword

Chapter 3 To stab and not to stab

The main hall

The King of Qin stared at the two swords for a long time , raised his head

King Qin: So you came to assassinate me?

Wuxiang: Dare to love! I told you earlier that I had colluded with Chang Kong, didn’t you hear? Your Majesty, you only need to ask the ministers in the palace to find out

King Qin: Damn, this place has been cleaned up a long time ago, why are there so many people suddenly?

The ministers: Your Majesty, we have all heard that this person is indeed an assassin!!

King of Qin:...

The ministers stepped forward and asked: Your Majesty Stupid or not? Is the king stupid? Is the king stupid? Is the king stupid? Is the king stupid? Is the king stupid? Is the king stupid? Is the king stupid? Is the king stupid? Is the king stupid? Is the king stupid?

The ministers replied: Your Majesty is stupid! The king is stupid! The king is stupid! The king is stupid! The king is stupid! The king is stupid! The king is stupid! The king is stupid!

King Qin looked around everyone, his eyes fell on Wu Xiang, with tears hidden in his eyes

Wuxian nodded slightly, seeming to have sympathy for a moment

King Qin: You are ten steps closer to me. Whether I want to prick or not, I leave it to you! !

After finishing speaking, he turned around and looked at the word "sword" on the wall with his hands behind his hands. As expected, he looked like a king.

Wuxiang: Does the king know what two words the cocoon wrote to the minister?

King Qin: Which two words?

Wuxian: "Fool"! !

King Qin turned around, tears streaming from his eyes! !

King of Qin: Unexpectedly, the person who knows me best in the world is actually my wanted assassin! ! !

Wuxiang: I have realized it, I have realized it! It turns out that the highest state of swordsmanship is to have no sword in your chest and no sword in your hand, and just be a fool! ! ! This way, no one will come to kill you! ! !

Dunhuang Dangjin Mountain

As the sun sets in the west, silkworm cocoons and flying boots hug each other and sit on the top of the mountain

In the distance, an old servant is flying over waving a yellow handkerchief...< /p>

There are tears in Feixue's eyes: it's yellow...

Silkworm cocoon: it's yellow...

The camera gradually zooms out

(voice-over )

Brother Can, this matter has become dirty again

Well

Brother Can, I heard that Prince Yan is also going to assassinate Qin

< p>Hmm

Brother Can, I heard that the prince hired a killer named Jing Ke

Hmm...

Brother Can, I didn’t know that Jing Ke... you It's so bad, let me finish the story...

...

"Three Kingdoms"

Taoyuan sworn brotherhood:

Liu, Guan ,open. The three knelt down and shouted: "Today, the three brothers are sworn brothers. From now on, we will share blessings and share hardships.

Each has his own thoughts...

Liu (We won’t sell straw sandals anymore. We will charge protection fees instead. Haha...)

Guan: (Fuck, uh... I drank too much again.)——

< p>Zhang: (These two scoundrels, when will you pay me back my meat money? Damn...)

Savior riding alone:

"Lord: That young man in white robe is very troublesome. ah. "Xia Houdun said to Cao Cao.

"I know, don't shoot the arrow. A general is hard to find. ..." Cao laughed.

"Lord, you are drooling!" "Don't waste words..." (Switch...)

Zhao Yun captured Cao Jun Bingjia alive: "Say... …How to get out of Changbanqiao? "

Cao Bingjia: "...·#￥%*(·!".

The straw boat borrowed arrows:

Zhou Yu said: " I don’t know where Zhu borrowed the arrows.”

“Sir, let’s see if the military advisor is back?”

A moment later...

Sergeant: "Report to the Commander-in-Chief. Zhuge Liang is recovering from his injuries..."

Zhou: "Where are the arrows for recovery?..."

Sergeant: "The military advisor has already obtained 100,000 yuan. "It's like this."

Zhou: "Oh! Where is the military advisor injured?"

Sergeant: "Oh. It's nothing. Cao Jun shot rockets......."

Zhou: "…………."

Looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst

"Lord.

The sergeant is thirsty at the door."

Cao Cao thought afterward.

"Brothers at the door. The beauties in Xiangyang City in front are very sexy... ”

The saliva flowed into a river.

The death of Yang Xiu

Cao Cao got angry because he could not attack Xiaguankou for a long time.

It was time for the cook to take it A piece of chicken soup came, so the military order tonight was "chicken ribs." "

When Yang found out, he packed his luggage immediately. Xiahou Dun asked him why.

Yang said: "My lord thinks the chicken's breasts are not good." Not to the taste. As time goes by, I will feel homesick. It's better to pack your clothes earlier. Return home. " Xiahou sighed. "You really know the heart of King Wei. " Then he packed his luggage.

He was seen by his younger brother Xia Houyuan. He asked why. Dun said: "Yang Xiu said it. Dislike chicken is not good. Why not take care of your clothes? Go home. Yuan thought it was reasonable and did as he was told.

Li Dian saw him and asked him why. Yuan said: "My lord thinks the chickens here are not good." Might as well put your clothes on. Go home. "Li was a little confused, so he also packed his luggage.

Yu Jin looked at it and asked why. Li said, "I heard that my lord thinks the prostitutes here are not good. Not as good as at home. Might as well put on some clothes. Go back. "

"Why go back? "Yu was puzzled. He didn't ask any more questions. He also went to clean up.

Zhang Liao saw it and asked why. Yu said: "I don't know whether I should say it or not. I heard that the lord is not satisfied with the prostitutes here. It's better to go back to your hometown and have fun. I heard that the prostitute was kicked out by the lord without even wearing any clothes. "

Zhang Liao was surprised. "Seriously. "That's right." So get ready. " Zhang Sui did it.

Xu Huang saw him and asked him why. Zhang said: "My lord called a prostitute the night before yesterday. However, I don’t know what happened. The lord seemed very dissatisfied. Get that prostitute out. Not even wearing any clothes. Just rolled out. It’s so miserable! He said it’s not as good as the one in his hometown. Might as well prepare to go home now. "

Xu said nothing, so he turned back to pack his luggage.

Xu Chu saw him and asked him why. Xu said: "A few days ago. The lord found a prostitute. The Lord seems to be at his wits end. Not feeling happy, he ran out. I heard that she was kicked out by a prostitute. Not even wearing any clothes. It’s so funny. The Lord also said. Not as good as the women at home. Want to go home.

Really, it’s hard for our lord to worry so much about us. Of course my health won’t get better Hi…. "

Xu was shocked. Lord, please take care...

If nothing happens, I will patrol the camp with my axe. See Xu packing his luggage. Ask him why.

Xu Baocao cried bitterly: "Master, we are sorry for you. You do it for us. The heart is broken and the mouth is thinned. My body is also exhausted. (wiping tears) It doesn't matter. My family has an ancestral miracle medicine.

——Brother Tiger. As long as I eat Tiger Brother, I want to be happy every night. It is a must-have medicine for traveling and killing people. Just have a taste. Be a groom every night. Just give it a lick. Better than a living god. Lord, take it. "

Cao Nu: "Damn, I'll take your big watermelon. What do you think happened to me? What bastard said that I can't do it? "

Xu Gongxu. Ask. Nai Zhang said. Ask. Nai Yu said. Ask Yu. Nai Li said. Ask Li. Nai Yuan said. Ask. Nai Dun said. Ask. Naixiu said.

Cao was furious and killed him. "Little boy, is Mr. Zhuge here? "Liu Bei asked.

"My master went to look at the feng shui for the burial. "

"…………. "

2 Little boy, is Mr. Zhuge here?" Liu Bei asked.

"My master went to Lincun to collect a bad debt."

"Hey, Zhuge is a busy man." Liu Bei sighed.

3 "Is this brother Mr. Zhuge?"

"Not talented. Is this big-eared brother Uncle Liu Huang?"

"Exactly." Liu Bei He held Zhuge Liang's hand tightly and couldn't speak for a long time.

"Uncle Huang, speak slowly."

(Liu Bei's eyes were full of tears. Turning back to Guan, Zhang said;)

"Brothers, we finally There is no need to use three or one.”

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