Who has funny jokes? The more the better.

1. The headmaster and the English teacher visited a middle school in France. The headmaster spoke in the auditorium and the English teacher translated.

Principal: "Teachers and students!"

English teacher: "ladies and gentlemen!"

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

English teacher-_-! Thought for a moment and said, "Good morning!"

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher: ... = = "Khan

2. It is said that there is a polar bear who has to wear sunglasses to see things because the snow is too dazzling, but he can't find sunglasses, so he crawls around on the ground with his eyes closed, crawling and crawling until his hands and feet are dirty. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror, only to find out: Oh, I am a panda

3. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze, and when he was really bored, he began to pull out his own hair, one, two, three, and finally none left, and then he died of cold.

4. Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield, and all the corns turned into popcorn! ! ! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was cold.

5. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiaoming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside and cried and cried, and he flew.

6. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. The spider asked: Why? This is why! Butterfly said: My mother said that people who spend all day online are not good people. < P > 7. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said, It's so hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana at the back fell down. Then the stripped banana becomes dried banana ~

8. One day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". According to legend, as long as they stand at the edge of the valley and shout what they want, and then jump into the valley, they will get what they want. So the three of them decided to have a try.

The first one was a goat, so he shouted "Woman! Woman! " The next jump is really full of beautiful women waiting for him.

The second one is a bookworm, shouting "Books, Books, Books!" " Then, jump into the valley and get books full of pits and valleys.

The third one is an indecisive person, who can't decide his favorite. After an hour, he finally made up his mind that money is the most useful, so he went to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone and scolded "shit!" Unexpectedly, an unstable center of gravity fell into the valley.