Dialogue between seaweed and Beckham borrowing money in a humble abode

The original words of the TV series dialogue!

Seaweed: Excuse me, can I borrow your 60,000 yuan?

Beckham: (making a heartless gesture) Pathetic, pitiful, deplorable, exasperating, shameful and hateful! What kind of money do you want to borrow? Hmm? Why did you borrow money? How can you borrow it from me? You should say, Beckham, get over here and give me the money! I should kneel on the ground, trembling, trembling, offer my hands, and then say to you, take it, take it all, take me too! I'll be yours all my life, take me away ~

Seaweed: (laughs) See what I can do to you! ~ You hate it, you scared me to death, you know! See what I can do to you! ~

(at night)

Seaweed: Beckham, you interrupted me today and forgot all about me. Take out your 60 thousand yuan and I'll use it My sister wants to buy a house and needs it urgently! Beckham, did you hear that?

Beckham: I heard it! How long will it last?

Seaweed: She didn't say, but she said she would pay us back as soon as she had money.

Beckham: Next May Day will be fine.

Seaweed: What? May 1 next year? It's not like you don't know What is her monthly salary? If I can return it so soon, I need to borrow it from you.

Beckham: But I'm getting married next year ~

Seaweed: OK, what's the difference between a year earlier and a year later? Just get a certificate ~

Beckham: But we want to buy a house. We can't rent it like this, can we?

Seaweed: I think the rent is good and the house I bought is expensive. And if you change your job, change your place and buy a house, can you change it?

You can't rent a house like this all your life, can you?

Seaweed: What do you mean? Don't want to borrow it, right?

Beckham: No, I just think that if we borrow it, we will buy a house in the foreseeable future ~

Seaweed: Beckham! You want to know who is borrowing money? It's none other than my sister! Just never get married and have no house to live in. As long as my sister wants it, I'll give it! Be clear, the life of this woman you are hugging now is given by Pinghai! If Pinghai hadn't wanted a younger brother, my mother would have rushed to the toilet!

Beckham: I know, I know, you have told me your suffering history more than 10,000 times ~

Beckham: Guo Haizao, I know your feelings with Heping Hai. You regard her as your closest relative in the world. However, you have me now, and you will stay with me all your life. I will give you a warm home, and we will have a lovely baby. Your life will be linked with mine. I hope you can believe me, and I will plan our future life well. One day, in your heart, only me and the baby are the most important, understand?