Let's tell a joke,

If you don’t laugh, I guarantee you are crying

The classic dialogue of Stephen Chow picking up girls (be mentally prepared first...~laugh to death)

1. Bus stop

Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you stepped on my foot."

Pretty girl: "No, I am so far away from you."

Zhou Xingxing : "I mean, if you accidentally put your foot on my foot, you have stepped on my foot."

Pretty girl: "Crazy."

Zhou Xingxing : "Wow, Miss, you have good eyesight. I do have a history of mental illness. I usually have attacks when I see beautiful girls."

Pretty girl: "You men are always like that, saying boring words to deliberately attract girls." It seems that I think I am very handsome.

Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you are wrong. I never think that I am handsome, but I am very handsome."

Pretty girl: "Don't be so disgusting. I'm going to vomit."

Xingxing Zhou: "Can I ask you a question before you vomit?"

Pretty girl: "Yes. "Quickly fart".

Zhou Xingxing: "Why do you deny my handsomeness without conscience?"

Pretty girl: "Go away..."

2. On the bus

Pretty girl: “Why is it you again? "

Zhou Xingxing: "Sometimes I am indeed everywhere."

Pretty girl: "Do you know you are very annoying, there are so many places to sit, but you have to sit on me Next to."

Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, please understand, I just sat in an empty seat, and there happened to be you next to the empty seat, that's all."

Pretty girl: “There’s an empty seat in front of you, why don’t you go? "

Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, I understand, so you want to look at my butt, or do I use my butt to look at you? "

Pretty girl: "Get out of here..."

3. Get off the bus

Pretty girl: "Why did you get off the bus again?" "

Zhou Xingxing: "It's not because of you anyway! I like hanging out."

Pretty girl: "I'm suing you for sexual harassment. Which unit are you from? "

Zhou Xingxing: "Do you mean kilograms, joules, Newtons? "

Pretty girl: "Am I familiar with you? I keep saying such nonsense, I'm sorry, I don't have a cold! "

Zhou Xingxing: "Yes, we are not familiar at all. We are like two green strawberries on the same branch, sour."

Pretty girl: "Look I traveled to the West several times and learned a few words from Tang Monk. Do you think you are very humorous? "

Zhou Xingxing: "Humor is innate. If you want to blame it, blame my mother. By the way, there is also my father..."

Pretty girl: "Nervous. "

Zhou Xingxing: "Your mother is crazy."

Pretty girl: "Your mother is crazy."

Zhou Xingxing: "Look at you, you are obviously Your mother insists on saying she is my mother, maybe you want to..."

Pretty girl: "Get out of here..."

4. KFC At the door

Pretty girl: "No way, why am I so unlucky to meet you again."

Zhou Xingxing: "I also noticed it. I think about the sins of my previous life." It must be very heavy."

Beautiful girl: "Speak clearly! Don't let me flatter you!"

Zhou Xingxing: "If you dare, I will scream."

Pretty girl: “What’s your name? "

Zhou Xingxing: ""It's disrespectful."

Pretty girl: "Do you think anyone will care about you?"

Zhou Xingxing: "No That’s fine, I’ll come back from the indecent assault.”

Pretty girl: “God, there are scoundrels like you, it’s really blinding God! "

Zhou Xingxing: " "Well, yes, otherwise there would be no so-called elites in this world."

Pretty girl: "..."

5. Kendejiri

Pretty girl: "Don't talk, I get annoyed when you talk."

Zhou Xingxing: "I haven't said anything yet. , can you please speak some truth?

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Pretty girl: "I told you to stop talking. You talk like a fly. It's so disgusting."

Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, that's what I said. It’s really amazing that it can play such a big role. Damn it, can I do a part-time job? "

Pretty girl: "What to do? "

Zhou Xingxing: ""Go to the hospital to help people with gastric lavage."

Pretty girl: "You can't be saved. Go back and take care of your funeral as soon as possible."

Zhou Xingxing: ""Before you die I don’t have any requirements. I just want to say a few words to you, but I’m afraid you won’t agree. Will you agree? “

Pretty girl: “Tell me, I can consider reasonable requests.”

Zhou Xingxing: ""Will you treat me to this Kendeki meal?"

Pretty girl: "Go to hell..."

6. Kendeki< /p>

Pretty girl: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Are you hanging out alone on Sunday?"

Zhou Xingxing: "To be precise, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have female friends. You ask this What are you doing?"

Pretty girl: "It's okay. I care about your life-long affairs, isn't it good?"

Zhou Xingxing: "Okay, why not? You are like a person I love deeply. "

Pretty girl: "Who? .."

Zhou Xingxing: ""My mother. She always likes to ask this and that."

Pretty girl: "If it weren't for so many people watching on the street , I really want to beat you up."

Zhou Xingxing: ""I'm not even afraid that others will see you beating me up. What are you afraid of? What about you, aren't you going to accompany your boyfriend?" "

Pretty girl: "Don't worry about it! "

Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, I understand. I was abandoned by my boyfriend and beat me to find a psychological balance."

Pretty girl: "A dog can't spit out ivory. . Just say it clearly, I don’t want to look for you.”

Zhou Xingxing: “Consider me, I will suffer a little loss.”

Pretty girl: “Please don’t disgust me anymore. ."

Zhou Xingxing: ""I can be your extra unconditionally. If you need a boyfriend, please call ***"

Pretty girl: "Let's talk about it then." "

Zhou Xingxing: ""Tell me your phone number, okay?"

Pretty girl: "Let's talk about it then. Don't bother me and scold you again."

Zhou Xingxing: "Okay, then you can send me a message to scold me."

Pretty girl: