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The Complete Works of Cow Xiehouyu
Put horns on the donkey's head? Four unlike?
Holding the pipa into the mill? Play the lute to a cow?
Don't admit it behind your back Dead?
Stupid cows eat sparrows? Not easy to play tricks on?
Forcing cows (bulls) to have children? Is it beyond your power?
Spring cow on the wall? Never leave (the plow); Can't keep up (with the plough)?
There are horns in the bag? There's a bend in the middle?
A fly flew into the cow's eye? Tired of looking for (tears) to eat?
Flies tease cows? To no avail?
Long horns? Value (straight line) is not allowed; Can't it be straight?
Tie the calf to the back of the car? Toxic (with calf)?
Fight with a cow that eats a fish hook? Collusion?
The cow in the ditch? Eating on both sides (metaphor benefits both sides, with many benefits. )?
A newborn calf? Not afraid of tigers?
A cow with a nose? Let others lead you?
Hunters don't talk about fishing nets, donkeys don't talk about cattle and sheep? Three words are not offline?
Tie the calf to the back of the carriage? Toxic (with calf)?
Daniel fell into the well? Strong can't do it; Powerful and useless?
The lamp grass hits the old cow? Not painful or itchy; Nothing?
The lamp grass covers the cow (bull)? Can't move?
Braised beef tendon in wick? Not soon?
A calf that fell into a dry well? Strong can't do it; Powerful and useless?
Lost the ox (Ni? N chasing) mosquitoes?
Lose the cow and drive the rabbit out? I don't know which is bigger or smaller.
Lost a sheep and found a cow? Eat a small loss and take a big advantage?
The calf kicks the cow (cow)? Bite and feed your hand; Good for evil?
Duan Gong (wizard) bragged and blew the trumpet, while Taoist blew the conch? Teachers teach each other?
Play the lute to a cow? Ugly, ugly; Turn a deaf ear; In vain; Wasting time?
Poetry to cattle? Don't listen; Is it ugly?
Sneeze at the cow's mouth (pen? ti)? Bragging?
Avoid the tiger and hit the bison? One is fiercer than the other. )?
Avoid bison and meet tigers? One is fiercer than the other?
Let the cowherd go? Screwed up; What a mess.
Fleas on the back of cattle? Arrogant
Cattle eat grass? Hesitation?
Bullfighting? Dead top?
Cattle footprints, buffalo tread? One is more crooked than the other?
The cow fell into the mud pond? Getting deeper and deeper?
A cow tied with a nose rope? Can't run?
Cattle bite Huanglian? Hard work?
Weasel dragging cattle? Bite your teeth; Have a big fight?
Weasels play with buffaloes? Can't the big one be small?
Wind and horses? Doesn't matter; Irrelevant?
Mad cow walks into a dead end? It's hard to turn back?
The toad was trampled by a cow? Covered in injuries?
The toad jumped on the cow's back? Self-righteous?
Whips in the fields? Blow (urge) cattle?
Cattle eat Leymus chinensis? How to eat enough?
Oxtail crossing the river? Hey (Zhu?
Good flowers in cow dung? Unfortunately; What a pity!
Good flowers in cow dung? What a pity!
The mouse climbed to the corner? Self-righteous?
Rats drag cattle? Have a big fight?
Rats drill horns? There is no way out; Dead end?
Catch cows in the dark? Can't touch the corner?
Spring cow in the painting? Not good-looking?
Are you used to camels? Can't you see the cow coming?
Step on cow shit? What a mess.
Put the cow on the bench? Can't do it; Can't do it?
Golden shell lang (scarab) drives cattle? Bite your teeth; Accident yourself?
Nine cows climbed the hill? Everyone is working hard; Can we all contribute?
Nine Niu Yi hairs? Don't care; Not important; Doesn't matter; Irrelevant to the overall situation?
Nine Niu Yi hairs? Tiny; Very little?
Woke up and couldn't see roast beef? It's too late to regret; Too late to regret?
Pull cattle and make horses? Poor collection; Poor make do?
Pull a cow into a rat hole? Does not work; Can't get through?
Pull the cow up the tree? Can't do it; Can't do it; Is it harder?
A thirsty calf looks at the bottom of the well? Can't quench your thirst?
The toad was trampled by a cow? Is the end coming?
Lazy cow took the bait? Too much shit?
Straighten the corners? In vain; Waste energy; Can't do it; In vain?
Tigers eat cows? Have a big fight?
Does lazy cow and lazy horse work? Too much shit?
The old cow came on stage? Too much shit?
The old cow was whipped? Bear the burden of humiliation?
The old cow sneezes (pen? ti)? Clumsy?
Old cow ruminates? Hesitation?
The old cow drives the mountain? What day is today?
The old cow pulls the plow and pulls the carriage? Energetic?
Old cow mill? Turn around; Slow work makes fine work; Unknown?
Old cow grinding? Turn in circles?
The old cow pulled a broken car? Two make do; Slow; Loose?
The old cow pulls the bell? Steady and accurate?
The Year of the Ox (Ni? N chasing) rabbits?
Pull out a hair from an old cow? Tiny?
The old cow was tied to a stump? Did not run; Can't run?
The old cow stepped on the child (f? The child ploughed the land)?
The old cow chased the car? Can't catch up; Can't catch up?
The old cow drilled the dog hole? Difficult to pass; Can't get through?
The old cow drilled a mouse hole? Does not work; Can't get through?
The old cow drilled the chicken nest? Can't help it?
Rats bite cows? Have a big fight?
Lazy cow grinding? Don't fight or walk; Trapped?
Old cows eat grass? Hesitation?
Old cow goes to work? Let people lead by the nose; Energetic?
The old cow rolled around? Turn over?
The old cow has loose bowels? Continuous?
Old cow head into the soup pot? Difficult?
The old woman took an ox cart? Is it steady?
The old lady eats beef tendon? Do you know the taste of it?
A whip for plowing? Blow (urge) cattle?
The old cow gnawed at the melon? Don't look up.
Rats ride buffaloes? Big ones have a lot of energy; Small can be turned into big?
Two cows come to the corner? Let go of your head and do it.
Two cows fight? Confronting each other; Top and bump?
The old buffalo pulled the carriage? Not appropriate?
The eagle catches the bull? Too greedy?
Goose (Li? o? Emu ge. The bird landed on the cow's back?
Old cow drinks water? Don't look up.
The old cow gnawed at the ground? Hang it down (d?
The old sow fights with the cow? Give up face?
Has the old cow got rid of the mill? Idle once?
The old cow takes the old road? Or?
The old cow broke into the China shop? Broken; Rotten?
Did the old cow hold her breath? Silence?
The old cow fell into a deep quagmire? Can't get away?
Farming and drowning cattle? Hurt (wet) through?
An old cow chases a good horse? Drive out (ni?
Leeches got into the nostrils of cattle? Hard to get rid of?
Buy an old cow and break it? Visit the eyes; Just focus on the present?
Lao Tzu steals pigs and cows? Generation after generation?
Put the bridle on the cow's mouth? Hull?
Oxcart without wheels? Can't run?
Toothless wife chews beef tendon? Grinding your mouth for nothing?
Bison without a halter? Stick your mouth shut?
Donkeys pull cattle to plow the fields? Do one line each; Go your own way; Do your job well?
Bite on a cow's mouth? Hull?
Ants catch dead ends? Thought you were on the mountain?
Fall on horseback and whip the cow's back? Add mistakes to mistakes; Take it out on others?
A leech stung a buffalo's leg? Never leave?
Sell cattle and land to marry a mute? Have nothing to say; Have nothing to say
Camels into the bullpen? Wrong way?
The reins are for cows? Copy mechanically?
Horseshoe twist rope to tie the horse, cow whip cow? Forgetfulness?
The face that sells beef? square accounts in every detail
A rag on the cow's back? Emerge (feet)?
Cow nipples (z? Huh? Tou nipple)?
Treat rats like cows? Blow it off?
Mud cattle into the sea? No news; No news; Will you leave and never come back?
Spring cow painted in 2008? Can't leave (farming)?
Cows roll on their backs? A little hard?
Cow nose perforation? Let people lead by the nose?
Fleas on a cow's nose? Arrogant
Cow whip (cow yin) worships God? God has sinned, and man has sinned?
Cows have scales and horses have horns? The impossible; No one has seen it?
Crabs crawl in the nose of cows? Make a fuss?
The cow stepped on the turtle's back? Heartache; Pain in my heart?
Cows eat corn (corn) straw? Natural coarse material?
Cattle eat grass and ducks eat food? Everyone has his own blessings; Everyone enjoys his own happiness?
Cows eat broken straw hats? Full of bad circles?
Niu Ding can cook chicken? Are you overqualified?
A calf pulling a cart? Something is wrong; Hey (Zhu?
Cow calf coquetry? Confronting each other; Top and bump?
The calf is set? Is it time to get whipped?
Mushrooms on a pile of cow dung? Does it taste good?
Boiled beef bones? Difficult?
The horn on the donkey's head? Four unlike?
Horn versus water chestnut? A pair of traitors (Sharp)?
There is straw hanging from the horn of the cow? Lightweight?
Dead end to dead end? Want to rape (Sharp)?
Planting flowers in the corner? Root bone is not straight?
Niu Ladao (Liu? Zhou Shijie)? Go around the field?
Cattle mill? Can't get out of the trap?
Cattle pulling carts? Strange things?
Cowherd and Weaver Girl? Did you have fun meeting?
Cowherd and Weaver Girl? See you later.
Cowherd and Weaver Girl Meet? Once a year?
Untie the cow hair? Mean?
Cattle soldiers? Strange?
Milk with ink? Black and white; Confuse black and white?
Raising chickens in the cowshed? The shelf is not small; What a big shelf?
Cowhide lanterns? My heart is bright; No light in it?
Cowhide drum? Loud and empty
Cowhide drum, green gong? Don't fight or ring?
Kraft paper bucket? Fragile; Can't stand being beaten?
Carve on kraft paper? Mean?
The fly behind the cow's ass? Break up in a hubbub; Keep an eye on (D)?
Read the eulogy on the back of a cow's ass? Empty talk
Say a eulogy after the cow's ass? Waste your breath?
Pull a hair out of a cow? Don't care; Not injured; Nothing?
Cow hair? Countless
Two hooves? Can't you pull yourself together?
Master Niu doesn't care about donkeys? Respectively responsible?
A cow's tail hits a cow? Doesn't it hurt?
Cattle, sheep, people, birds, nests? Take your positions?
Cattle flies bite cattle hooves? Doesn't matter; Does it hurt or itch?
A cow with green onions in its nose? Pose (like)
Calves learn to pull plows? Let people lead by the nose?
A bug in a cow's niche? Hard drill (metaphor for hard squeeze in)?
Cattle-drawn roller? Trapped?
Cows trample on rotten melons? Adventure everywhere?
The bellies of cattle and sheep? Asshole?
Old ox in the countryside? Suffer all your life?
Cattle eat bamboo shoots? Have an answer?
Calves learn to plow? Trapped; Let people lead by the nose?
Cowhide drum wet water? Not ringing?
The owner of Pifang? Cowhide king?
Put the saddle on the cow's back? What's the matter?
A calf pulling a cart? What a mess.
Calves flapping butterflies? It seems easier to do than to do?
Flower arrangement on cow dung? The foundation stinks; Root is not clean?
Cattle give sheep heads? With your face?
Cowherd and Weaver Girl? Made for each other?
Cowherd and Weaver Girl Cry Liang Zhu? In the same boat?
Milk mixed with ink? Black and white confusion?
The cowhide coat is on backwards? Trick lice into taking the vault road?
Cowhide paste window? Airtight?
Playing lanterns behind the cow's ass? It doesn't work?
Lead the cow by the nose and the horse by the mane? Did you catch the key?
Is the cow thin? Good foundation?
Give the cow's hoof? You have big horns (feet)?
Oxtail? Swing on both sides?
Oxtail fly swatter? Coincidentally; Clever grasp; Just right?
Cattle eat drivers? Lawless?
Cattle eat mulberry leaves? Can't cocoon; What cocoon can't be formed?
The calf catches the domestic bird? Stupid mind and body?
The calf calls the street? Meng ignorance; Is the door closed?
Cattle plow the fields and horses eat the grain? One suffers and the other enjoys?
Pigs in the cowshed? Not reliable; Come and go freely?
Cow hair wool and donkey hair? All gave birth to children?
Can't the cowhide rice bowl be broken?
Ants crawl on cows? Not conspicuous?
A cow bag on the back of a sheep? Can't afford it?
The cow nose rope fell into the hand? Involuntary; Involuntary?
Calves pull plows and rakes? Don't fight or walk; Not good at it?
Put a horse mouth in the cowshed? You didn't ask?
Put a basket on the cow's mouth? It is difficult to speak; Is it hard to talk?
Riding an old cow after a fast horse? Can't catch up with others. )?
Cattle eat grass and dogs eat shit? Each has its own taste; Different tastes?
Niu Ding, pour the wine? Turn over?
The cow went back to the hut? Shout forward, hug back?
Even if the cow dies? It never rains but it pours?
Cattle and horses? Exhausted
Cattle meet people? Think highly of you
Riding a cow to find a scalper? Old fool?
Riding an ox after a horse? Far behind?
Morning glory? Just kidding?
Morning glory, please. Climb up the pole?
Petunia leads by the nose? Did you catch the key?
Petunia crossed the wooden bridge? Sad?
Petunia on a wooden bridge? Sad?
Morning glory on the tree? Climb up the pole?
Petunia on the paper bridge? It is even harder; Difficult?
Artificial bezoar? Fake?
Three yuan for a cow's belly? Make all the noise (grass)?
A cow in 30 acres? Live and work in peace?
Three awls don't make a drop of blood? Old beef tendon; Thick-skinned
Kill a chicken with an ox knife? make a fuss over/about a trifle
Dry cow dung? Writing system?
Tongue bypasses the stump of a cow? Entanglement; Running around?
The dung beetle climbed into the corner? Dead end; This road is blocked?
A handkerchief wrapped in a cow's head? Emerge?
Thin cow wants to eat alpine grass? Out of reach; The heart is willing, but the strength is not enough?
A calf tied to a stake? Involuntary; Involuntary?
Buffalo treading on the pulp? Slow down?
Buffalo stepped on the mud (d? Ng puddle)?
Buffalo hair? Out and out?
Buffalo eat water chestnut (bi? Qi)? Do you know the taste of it?
Buffalo eat live crabs? Powerful and useless?
Buffalo wars? Collusion?
The life of a buffalo? Bear the burden of humiliation?
Buffalo crossing the river? Emerge?
Buffalo meets camel? Half short?
Buffalo catching fleas? Can't you arrive on time?
Buffalo walked into the herd? Short head?
Say cattle and horses lay eggs? Jokes?
Kill a cow with a knife? Extra?
Sun monkey fights the devil? Hit you in the face
Horned bamboo shoots? Just right?
Tang Sanzang meets Niu Wangmo? Short tongue?
Natural bezoar? Small acne?
Iron cow? Can't move the force (plow). Sometimes it means lack of strength. Sometimes it means there is nothing you can or can't do. )?
Iron cow's ass? Can't you push it?
Cast iron cow? Can't you plow?
Rabbits as cattle ambassadors? What's the matter?
Rabbits are chasing cows and setting traps? Something is wrong; What's the matter?
Psoriasis on the leg? Stubborn?
Is it acne? It's too late to regret; Too late to regret?
Warm beef? Slow down?
Dwelling? On your back?
Snails for dinner? Uninvited guests?
Sleeping in a snail's shell is hard to turn over?
Snails climb grape vines? Just thinking about high taste?
Snail race? Crawl slowly?
Snails walk? Slow?
No cows and dogs pulling carts? Make do with it?
No cows lead horses to plow the fields? Are you overqualified?
Himalayan selling bezoar? Tall and expensive; Noble?
The blind cow hit the haystack? Eat it when you touch it?
Blind people herd cattle? Can't let go?
Flowers in cow dung? Not worthy; Not worthy?
Xiaodingguo wants to stew the cow's head? What a good appetite.
Embroidery mother loves needle and thread, and shepherd loves cattle and sheep? Do one thing and love another?
Ducks eat snails? Eat without knowing its taste; I don't know anything.
Bison broke into the fire? Life without hair?
Two cows tied to a pile? Sooner or later, there will be trouble?
Two cows tied to a pile? Meet?
Eat a steak in one bite? Big mouthfuls often choke.
Win the cat and lose the cow? Lose big because of small?
Hard cowhide? See how you blow?
With a thorn cone? Doesn't matter; Does it hurt or itch?
Can camels say cattle and sheep? Only pick the big ones?
Find a rolling pin and touch the horn? Is it awkward to come out of the dome?
Cowherd and Weaver Girl? Happily; A match made in heaven?
Pig eight quit bragging? Big mouth and big talk?
Cows in pigsty? A head taller?
Caught lice and ran away from the cow? Not worth the candle?
Take care of your relatives? Two halves (petals)?
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