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When you are still laughing at others' success.

Guide: people who live in confusion are easy to be happy; People who live a sober life are easily troubled. This is because sober people look too real, too real, and there will be troubles everywhere in life; However, a confused person, he seldom cares, because his simple and rough life has found the great taste of life.

1, the person who needs you is the person you need.

I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

You don't know how strong you are until you have experienced it. You put up with everything.

I refused everyone's favor to wait for an uncertain future.

Even if we can't be together in the end, I will still be grateful to have you in my life.

I hope you still love me after knowing all my shortcomings. Can you do it?

7. The sky was originally a landscape, but after meeting the right person, it became a mood.

Do what others don't want to do today, and you can do what others can't do tomorrow.

9. If you are not rewarded, you should know that enough is enough.

10, is there a person you have told countless times to give up but still can't bear it?

1 1. If one day we become strangers, then I will get to know you again.

12. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

13, don't wait for me to leave, you will understand my importance. Don't wait for me to cry before you know my sadness.

14, I forgot it over time, and I didn't care so much over time.

15, you think that letting go can fulfill my happiness, but you don't know that my greatest happiness is to hold hands with you.

16, what I want is not a short tenderness, but a lifetime of waiting.

17, just one second after you left, my world couldn't hold on any longer.

18, incomplete love is mixed with heartbreaking pain.

19, I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.

20. I don't want to fall in love, but I don't want to fall in love casually. The best promise is not to love you for ten thousand years, but to have no promise at all.

2 1. If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

22. In this world, there will always be more people watching your jokes than those who care about you.

23. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless than make myself look wronged and pitiful.

24, only blame us for being too young now, want to love well, but can't give each other the future they want.

25. If you don't get what you want, you should know that enough is enough.

Don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't hear, so I will think of what I shouldn't think of.

I admit I've been thinking about it, but that's because I care.

28. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

29. I am not greedy. There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life.

30. Be the simplest person and take the happiest road.

Editor's note: If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in an eternal position without sadness: half in the dust and half flying in the air; Half cool, half sunny. Very silent, very proud, never dependent, never expecting. Sometimes, smiling just doesn't want you to worry or feel sad. But actually, I'm not as strong as you think.

Ignored by the people you care about.

Ignore the sad words of the people you care about (1) 1, and express your deepest love with the deepest hurt.

2. Some people are easily erased by time. Like dust.

There is an abyss lurking in her heart, and she can't make a sound when dropping a boulder.

In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.

5, how to hold the hand can be emptied casually, those gentle, you take it away.

6. I once had a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog. That smile became a swift river deeply buried in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

7. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is despair.

8, the imprint of different shades, the memory of laughter.

9. It is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence.

10, they never seem to say goodbye formally. And every time is farewell.

1 1. I love you without any purpose. Just love you.

I never deceive myself. I only see the truth.

13, am I afraid of loneliness? I just feel lonely occasionally.

14, I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and elegant.

15, we can be disappointed, but not blindly.

16, we always practice smiling and finally become people who dare not cry.

17, that's all the warmth in my life. I gave you everything and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

18, I always thought I would get used to the lost time and the past. No matter where you are or who you meet. How to end it.

19, if you like it, you must have it. Don't be afraid of the result.

I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me.

Ignore the sad words (2) 1 said by the person you care about. I remember you in my heart when we met many years ago. When I searched from the vast sea of people and finally met you again, you were not the one I remembered.

If love is not so painful, then love is not so heavy.

If, one day, you get married, then I must sit in that most important position. I will never miss two weddings in my life, one for myself and one for you.

When I left school with her, the second time I met her was at her wedding.

5, sadness is triple, the first break up, the second miss, the third marriage.

6. I spent three years on tuition and learned the lesson of love.

7. First love is beautiful, memories are painful, the world of mortals is deep, and fate is shallow.

8. The road I want to take is completely different from the life I have experienced.

9. We are familiar with each other, but we always look at each other speechless. We have a tacit understanding. Our love for each other is always deep in our hearts. Knowing that the person we love is in front of us, we can only pretend to be friends. I'm afraid my inferiority is not good enough for you. Confession is always changing, but you are always indifferent, and you only care that I don't know.

10, I gave the first half of my life to one person and the second half to another. You are my endless love, and she is my responsible love.

1 1. In this world, 99.999% of people are strangers, and less than 1% share my feelings with me, and only 0.00 1% are people I know. Of this 0.005438+0%, there is one person, but it accounts for.

12 I cried at night, facing the starry sky, shedding unknown tears and watching the neon flashing, which has nothing to do with me.

13, my smiling face always reveals enchanting sadness inadvertently.

14, perhaps, there are countless love letters in this world, just lying quietly in the drawer of time, staying in the post office, turning the pages yellow day by day in the passing time, drying the affectionate handwriting, being sealed by years, being extinguished by light and shadow, and stranded the boat leading to happiness on the other side, until the day when it was discovered by their owners has passed.

15, the night is long and silent, the leaves are sad, my thoughts are all sad, and the world of mortals is all hurt.

16, the world is lonely, because you come and go, the world of mortals is happy and hurtful, but you love and leave.

17, my experience is constantly refreshing, but I can't wait for you to appear.

18, I was always behind you, but you never looked back.

19, some names mean love at first, and then only express friendship.

20. If I have time to shop, I want to buy a copy of Yesterday from my boss, so that I can go back to the place where you and I met a long time ago and take me away from the place where I first met you, so that I can forget all my memories about you and not continue to be sad.

Nobody cares if you are in pain.

Life is like a book. Fools browse it, and wise men read it carefully. Why? Because they can only watch it once.

1, if a person loves you and especially cares about you, there is a manifestation that he is still a little afraid of you.

2, some women are like calendars, which have been turned over this year and thrown away next year; Some women, like Fuchun Shan Jutu, are still priceless even if they are broken.

3. Whenever I hear someone telling me their love story, I can't help but say that what a man is proud of is not how many women he has picked up, but whether a woman is single-minded to you; For those women who think charm can attract many admirers, I just want to say that charm lies not in how many people have pursued you, but in the absence of a man who really wants to accompany you for a lifetime.

4. Simple life is charming, and simple people are happy.

5. This world is not your world. Doesn't mean you're successful. You can do whatever you want. I think the highest artistic conception of being a man is moderation, not release, so I enjoy this moderation very much. I think this is the greatest enjoyment of life. Release is easy, material release and mental release are easy, but it is difficult to control. -Chen

6. Some things are unavoidable. If you run away now, you will face them ten times as hard in the future.

7. Persistence is not that we are really strong enough, but that we have no choice. You can do a thing well not because you like it, but because you learn to like it when you do it. I can only offer blood, toil, tears and sweat. These are my most precious treasures. Please remember: never, never, never give up on yourself.

8. Focus on improvement rather than complaining; If something can't be changed, improve it and cultivate interest. Only love is the direction of success.

9. People who are easy to be happy are a little forgetful. Forget the past frustrations and grievances, and put more energy into recalling the happiness in front of you and the possible dawn in the future. This is not only a grateful life, but also a better way of life. Nei Nei

10, someone asked the farmer, "Have you planted wheat?" Farmer: "No, I'm afraid it won't rain." The man asked again, "Do you grow cotton?" Farmer: "No, I'm afraid insects will eat cotton." The man asked again, "What did you plant?" Farmer: "I didn't plant anything." I want to make sure it is safe. " It is only natural that a person who is unwilling to pay and take risks can accomplish nothing.

1 1. You will meet many assholes in your life. They hurt you because they are stupid, so you don't have to respond to their malice. The worst thing in the world is inferiority and revenge. Always maintain self-esteem and honesty.

12, everyone should grow up, which is the only way and the inevitable way. People who don't want to grow up can only be dragged forward by reality, even if they are black and blue and bloody. No one cares whether you are in pain or not, they have their way to go, they are busy; No one can bear it for you, you have to bear it yourself, which is helpless and inevitable.

13. Life is like a book. Fools browse it, and wise men read it carefully. Why? Because they can only watch it once.

14, love is not missing, not suffering, not doing a lot of things for each other in my heart, and the other party doesn't know. Love is knowing clearly that you want to be with each other, love is action, and it is the satisfaction of seeing a happy smile on each other's face. I believe you can make the other person happier, and you are more willing to work hard than anyone else in the world, and do it at any cost. This is the expectation, responsibility and confidence of love. -Hou Wenyong

15, the widest is not the sea, but the human heart; The best is not future, but today.

16. If you don't do something now, you may never do it in the future. Either you don't have time, or you have time, so you will push them away again and again, leaving them there safely and covered with thick dust. And you will eventually forget what you want to do, what you want to say and who you want to arrest.

17, don't always evaluate your position in others' hearts, go your own way and be your best.

18, I hope someone can understand me. In the dark night, I can hold my heart and be speechless. I hope someone can understand me, there is only one bright moon in the sky, so don't be obsessed with watching it; I'm the only one who shocked the world. Don't let go easily. I hope someone can understand me, stay with the right person in the right time and space, and stick to the right person. I hope someone will understand me and don't think I'm stupid. Actually, this is what I want. If my heart doesn't belong to you, my IQ is not lower than yours.

19, memories are irreplaceable and people are irreplaceable; However, old ideas will always be replaced by new love. Amy Cheung

I hope I never let you know that I love you.