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Humorous but sweet confession copy

1, at first glance, it was awkward for a long time. 2, impartial, just you. He came with Xia. 4. Establish a permanent strategic partnership. My iceberg has finally become the ice cream in your hand. 6. Since then, I have joined a lemon supplier. 7. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I saw you. 8. Meeting you, from -248 C to BIGBANG. 9. I think he is old. I don't think he takes a shower. The Milky Way is boiling hot. You are the ideal of the world. You smiled the first time you met, and you have been alive since the first time you met. 12, you can start unscrewing the bottle cap and open the love copy 14. There are always some surprises. For example, when I met you at 15, I told the people I was waiting for that he came at 16. It was this teenager who ruined my plan to die alone! 17, life began to add cream to my little puff. 18, found my rubber band frame! 19, I have practiced guitar music of so many love songs, and now someone finally listens to me! 20. After my little crying bag, someone has wiped my tears. 2 1. My world has always been gloomy. Later, you came with the stars and the moon. 22. I was so crazy that I couldn't be my own moon. Meeting you is a gift from the Milky Way. We met after such a detour. I know your importance better than anyone. 24. It's hard for me to adapt. When you meet the right taste, you want to keep it for yourself. 25. There are always some opportunities for surprises. For example, I met you in June, April and May, and the gifts were gentle weather and you. 27. Once upon a time, the person in front of me was a sweetheart. In the future, my sweetheart will be the one who sleeps next to me. 28. I will only hold your hand in this life, because it is enough to have you in this life. 29. I heard that my husband's family is good and my little daughter is willing to listen to the details for a lifetime. 30. My youngest daughter is a scholar, and Xu Gongzi has been in Chang 'an for a long time. 2. Humorous but sweet confession copy. 1. Are you there? Does it matter? I am super sweet. 2, eggs, duck eggs, poached eggs, it is better to be my little fool. Now is the season of roses, so I want to send you the most beautiful one. 4. I hope to be together, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, every day. Join me in declaring war on this era of fast food love! 6. I hide a lot of confession books, but I don't have the courage to love you. 7. Sorry, this beautiful girl, I have nothing to talk about except falling in love with you. Would you like to be my girlfriend? If you don't want to, forget I asked, because I will ask you tomorrow. Second, the beautiful confession copy 1, it turned out to be you, and I still have a lifetime love story to tell you. You gave me a simple and sloppy look, but I remembered it for a long time. I wish on the sunrise and sunset, hoping that you will always be by my side. 4, there is no form, and I don't like adjectives. I can say for sure that I like you and miss you. When everyone is laughing, I always look at you first to see if you will look at me. 6. You are very kind, and I like you. Or to put it another way, like you, love you, want you, whatever. 7. I really don't have any talent, just because I was lucky enough to meet you, so this ordinary heart gave birth to a lot of romance out of thin air. You asked me how much I like you, but I can clearly feel that my love for you exceeds the sum of all my favorite things. Humorous but sweet confession copy 3 1, you just like me when you receive this message, you just have a crush on me when you delete it, you just want to marry me when you reply to the message, you promise to marry me if you don't marry, if you modify it, it will be mine, and if you save it, it will be my life! 2, kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is nothing, just because I love you. You want me to count the stars with you and give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? I'm tortured to death by you, and I see stars! 4. In Me Before You, my heart is like a small river, flowing smoothly; After meeting you, it's like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and rough waves! 5. Is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, hard to forget when we fall in love, and it's too late to regret it later! 6. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. 7. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness! 8. Honey, your legs must be sore, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day! 9. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries! 10. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now. 1 1, the sea does not dry up, the stone does not rot, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them. 12, if you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be an idle bug and chew you! 13, I didn't know what luck was until I met you. Hug you and understand what is fiery warmth. I didn't know the sweetest thing in the world until I kissed you. With you, I have no complaints in this life! 14, sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, burying your body deep in the soil; What did you say?/Sorry? 15, there is a touch that can make people cry, an excitement that can make people scream, and a touch that can make people tender. Just for you and me! 16, it's good to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You live quietly in my soul castle! We have each other to rely on! 17, suffering for the person you love is a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness. 18, you are positive. I'm a negative number, we're both rational numbers, and that's a natural couple. 19, without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty! 20. Happiness is short-lived. It will fly away with its wings. I hope you remember that I, a stupid woman, once loved you! 2 1, honey, your legs must be very sour! Because you've been running around in my head all day! 22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. 23. If you were the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you. 24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day. 25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun. 26. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life! 27. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me. 29, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless! 30. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition. 3 1, a red line leads the fate, two of a kind leads the love, cares about the fake asking you out, makes enemies on all sides, and all kinds of people make you happy, eager to marry you, love you for a lifetime, and get married perfectly. Marry me, and you are the only one for me. 32, meet you, this life is predestined friends; Fall in love with you, willingly; Without you, it would be dark; Without you, I will die! Go west, cross the terminator line, cross the Japanese line, and go back to the day when I first met you. 34, with full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it! I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you! Humorous funny love story copy 1, I like you, I love you, it's none of your business. 2. Stop thinking, never, not for a moment. I can't beat you every time I quarrel with you, but I love you. 4. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree. I hope you are the last person I see before I go to bed. 6, sweet music, only for you to interpret. 7. I have never seen the starry sky since I saw your eyes. 8. What if you don't love me? I love you enough. 9. Hold your hand tightly, which is my life's support. 10, the sky is falling, I want to take my son back. 1 1, little brother, I love you and I miss you every day. 12, I am handsome by you, and you are responsible. 13, I copied the love letter, but it is true that I like you. 14, I'm worried about you. You must take care of yourself for me. 15, whether a girl has connotation depends on her walking posture. I love you to death. 17, I am a wild horse, but I want to be a cat in your arms. 18, love you is not negotiable, love you will never change! 19, even if you give me arsenic, I will drink it with a smile. 20. I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.