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We should start with his suicide. Why did Qu Yuan commit suicide? I said: He was a neat freak and died for love. He loves a person with great sincerity and is determined to marry him; However, he has an ideal condition, and only under this condition will he commit himself to things. However, his lover always ignores him! If you ignore him, he will let go, won't it be over? No, no. He refused! He loves and hates his lover, and the more he hates, the more he loves; Two kinds of spears and shields are in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression; As a result, I sacrificed my life for that kind of "unrequited love" love! Who is his lover? It was the society at that time. Qu Yuan's mind contains two contradictory elements: one is extremely cold ideal, and the other is extremely warm feelings. Shan Gui, one of the nine songs, depicts his personality with symbolic strokes. Its text is as follows: If someone is a mountain, he will be led by Li Xi with a radish. Laughing is awkward and decent, and being gentle is good for you. Take the red leopard and follow the article, and be loyal to the car; By Shi Lan Xi Du Heng, Fang Xin Xi lost his mind. The rest of the place can't see the sky, and the road is dangerous and difficult. Table independence and Yamanoe, cloud full capacity; It was dark, the east wind fell, and it rained. Stay in practice and forget to go home. When you are old, you will give it to me. Take "Three Shows in the Mountain" as an example, Shi Lei Schiller Gorman; I feel sorry for my son's forgetfulness, but I still can't help thinking of me. People in the mountains are fragrant with Du Ruoxiang and drink pine and cypress in Yanquan; You think I'm suspicious. Thunder fills the rain, and the night sounds; The wind is rustling and the wood is rustling. I miss my son and I am worried. I often say: If an artist wants to paint Qu Yuan, he will paint the spirit of Shan Gui written in this article, which will be a masterpiece. He is alone on the mountain, and the clouds are at his feet. He used all kinds of herbs from Shi Lan and Du Ruo to make himself solemn. It's really the so-called "lifelong hobby is born", and he won't sweat at all. However, his "wind and rain in his heart" did not stop for a while, and he often gave his love to "thoughtful" people in the lower classes. He doesn't care whether the man loves him or not; He always says "you miss me", but in fact it's just "no time" and in fact it's just "doubt". Therefore, his 12 thoughts are completely filled with thunder, rain, wind and rustle of wood. He has excellent views on philosophy; But he will never indulge in fantasy and abandon real life. He said: only the infinity of heaven and earth can sigh the long and hard work of life. I can't smell the past and the future. On the one hand, he is very optimistic about the infinity of heaven and earth, on the other hand, he is very sympathetic to the long-term diligence of life. These two thoughts often revolve in his mind, and his ideal state is completely useful. He said: the Tao can be collected but not transmitted, and its smallness is infinite. If there is no slip, the soul is happy, then it is natural. A blowhole is charming and exists in the middle of the night. Wait, do nothing yet. Ordinary people are successful, which is the door of virtue. (Travel Notes) This view is the subtlety of Taoism; What he learned is that the senior and the senior Zhuang Zhou. He once wrote, National Highway: Managing Four Wastes and Surrounding Six Deserts. Go up to the post and down to the Grand Canyon. Without the majesty of the land, there is no lawlessness in the upper Liao profile. See suddenly didn't see, listen suddenly didn't hear. Super inaction and plain, and Thai early neighbors. (Journey) But wouldn't it be nice for him to live in such a state of complacency? However, you can't. He said: Gu Yu knew it was painful, but he couldn't give up. (Li Sao) He is not obsessed with the real society, but he is reluctant to part with it. His senses are so acute that the pain that others can't feel comes to his mind like an electric shock. He said: "Although there is a little early frost, it is the first time to mourn for the grass." ..... who can play with me, but I am very happy in the morning. ..... (Journey) and said: It's a pity that I can't meet the ancients, but who am I to play with this herb? A beautiful flower falls. "What's the matter with you?" But I don't know how much pain I felt in that passionate person. Qu Yuan couldn't stand the pain of human society, so he took a long breath to hide his tears and lamented the hardships of people's lives. Why is the society in Li Sao so miserable? He thinks that because of the moral degeneration of human beings. Therefore, we can't stay long in the colorful and changeable time. What's changed is, no, it's turned into hair. What was the grass in the past? Today, Xiao Ai is moving towards this goal! There's no harm in repairing it. ..... custom is firm, what can remain unchanged? If you look at the pepper orchid, what about the car and Gracilaria? Li Sao, so he made up his mind to fight against evil society when he was young. I am always afraid that I will delay time. He said: If I am not as good as me, I am afraid that my age is not with me. See Mulan in the morning and the mainland at night. The sun and the moon suddenly don't flood, and the spring and autumn have successively. But the vegetation is scattered, and I am afraid that the beauty will come late. Do not cherish the strong, dislike filth, why not change it? If Li Sao wants to fight against the evil society, the first thing is to get rid of it. Qu Yuan's self-correction from childhood can also be seen from his external clothes. He said: Yu You loves this strange costume and never dies. Cui Wei, a place far away from Xi, is shrouded in dark clouds. With the bright moon, the world is turbid. I know nothing about it, but we ignore it. "Shejiang" also said: high danger is at stake, often leaving the ground. Fang Heze is a half-breed, but Zhao's quality is not lost. "Li Sao" and "Zhuangzi" said: "Yin Wenguan is Huashan." At that time, it was common for thinkers to make some strange clothes to show their difference from the secular world. Qu Yuan has been in this spirit since he was a child. Since he is determined to rebel against society, he will risk his life with him. He said: people's livelihood is different, I am used to repairing. Although my body has not changed, I can't punish my heart. "Li Sao" also said: I will take care of Yu, and I will apply. For the ideal cherished in my heart, I will not regret it a thousand times. "Li Sao" also said: Unlike previous lives, why blame today? I will teach Tao Dong carefree, and I will be impregnable. It is not easy to know that he has great consciousness since the day of his heart. He gambled with the evil society to the end. He can keep his word and never give in. However, the evil society was so powerful that at the last bullet, he had to lead an honest and clean life and committed suicide. I remember seeing a stone statue of a Erdac soldier in the Roman Art Museum. It is said that this man was the last of the millions who ruled this country by Eldach, with tears in his eyes, a smile on his cheeks and lips, and his right hand stabbing his left side. Qu Yuan's sinking in Miluo is such a hidden worry. Siduo is not only the nine of purple orchid, but also the fall of trees. I stayed in the country to show cars, and I hung out with Du Heng and local chronicles. The branches and leaves in Hebei are so lush, I hope I will mow the grass then. Although it is withered, it is harmless and mourns the filth of the public. "Li Sao" This is Qu Yuan's pursuit of juvenile embrace. His original plan was to train more comrades and transform society together. Finally failed. What does it matter if a person fails? The saddest thing is that people who were full of hope in those days watched them fall. The so-called "flowers and filth" means "once flourishing, now Xiao Ai", which is the most painful thing for Qu Yuan. He wants to reform society, starting with politics. Because he is a nobleman, he shares weal and woe with the country; I won the trust of the king, and naturally I can make a difference. So, he "ran around" and heard about state affairs, hoping that his king would win the "heel of the former king". Li Sao cherishes Mrs. Wang helplessly. She is not material: she talked to Yucheng at first, but regretted having him. It is not difficult for me to leave my husband, and it is difficult to quantify my practice. "Li Sao" yesterday, you and I were sincere, and we agreed on the evening issue. Strong halfway back, but have the ambition. His relationship with Wang Huai is like an engaged lover suddenly changing his mind. So he said: different hearts, but difficult media, not shallow. ..... unfaithful, complaining for a long time. You won't be idle if you don't believe me. Xiang Jun is very sad about this experience, and he often regrets it in his works. Among them, the most touching and painful thing is that my friendship is the first gentleman, and then my body is embarrassed and I am the enemy of all Qiang people. There is only the monarch and nothing else, but there are also many signs. A heart without anxiety cannot be guaranteed to be strong. Be close to your husband when you are sick. There are ways to get into trouble. I am loyal to you when I think of you, but I suddenly forget my poverty. I don't care about you, but I don't know the door of grace. Being loyal to any crime and being punished is not my inner ambition. If you don't go in a group, you will be upset and will be overwhelmed by all the signs. ..... "Xi Yong" when he was young, he was ambitious and thought that my mind could do everything in the world at once; Unexpectedly, I was hit hard in the early days. He once wrote about his psychological experience, saying: In the past, I dreamed of going to heaven, but my soul had no choice. I let Shen Li Haohao take advantage of this, saying that ambition has no two sides. ..... I heard that I was loyal and created resentment, and suddenly said that I talked too much. I became a doctor with crossed arms, and I still know its loyalty. He was extremely bored by this lesson in Xi Yong. But his blood, always boiling, refused to get cold again. So he made a very low and sad voice. Say: the boudoir is far away, and the philosopher king is not jealous. How can you bear to die without worrying about your feelings? Li Sao, with Qu Yuan's talent, has great room for development as long as he is willing to accommodate the society a little. He didn't think about it. He believed his sister's advice and said, "I am a girl with a beautiful heart, so I want to apply for the rest." He said, "I'm going to die, but I'm going to die in the wild." You like repairs, but you are unique in this festival. I am not satisfied with the decision to leave alone. People should not say, but look at other feelings, it is a cloud. The world is a good friend at the same time, so why not? ...... "Li Sao" also exhorted him by the fisherman's words, saying: A saint is not trapped in things, but can reach the sky and be turbid all over the world. Why not let his mud gurgle and stir up his waves? Everyone is drunk, why not feed them and reward them? "The fisherman himself has convinced himself many times, saying: If he is punished by Tang, why not change his mind? If you want to release the order to heaven, you are still embarrassed. ""So, Xi Yong is his willingness? No, no. He flatly refused to "accommodate" He said:? I felt embarrassed and didn't change it. It's easy to start from the west, and a gentleman is contemptuous. ..... Metaphysics is secluded, not a chapter. I am a little embarrassed, but I think I am ignorant. ..... the barking of city dogs is very strange. If you are not handsome and doubt Jie Xi, you will be normal. In Huai Sha, he thought that truth and justice were incompatible with ordinary people; It is natural to be oppressed by them. The most important thing for yourself is to stand firm and not move. He said: Well, you have different aspirations. Wouldn't it be nice to be independent? Deep and difficult to move, nothing to ask for. Su Shi is independent, horizontal but not flowing. In Ode to Oranges, he decided his position according to the principle of "independence and immobility", so he said: the work of setting customs is unique and the rules are correct. Chanting rope ink chasing songs, competing with Zhou Rong. I am so depressed and poor at this time. I'd rather die in exile, but I can't bear it. Raptors are not crowded because of their previous lives. He Fangyuan can be Zhou Xi, and her husband is different and peaceful. Curse your heart, suppress your ambition, but bear it especially and be busy with dirt. Be innocent, die straight, and be thicker than the former sanctuary. Ibsen's favorite sentence in Li Sao: Allornothing. Want it all, or you'd rather have nothing. This is exactly what Qu Yuan thinks. " Different roads lead to peace ",which he thinks is absolutely impossible, just like Fiona Fang. China people love reconciliation, but Qu Yuan doesn't. He has only extremes: "I decided to beat them, or I will die if I can't beat them." "This is the foothold of Qu Yuan's personality. He said the same thing and did the same thing. Five refused to accommodate, so he left it. How's it going? This is the topic that Qu Yuan often struggles with. There are two kinds of abandonment: one is to abandon Chu and the other is to abandon modern society. Aside from the discussion of Chu, the so-called: thinking about Kyushu is wide, is it only a woman? ..... Why is there no single grass? Why do you miss the past? The sentence "Li Sao" was later said by Jia Yidiao Qu Yuan, "Why do people cherish this capital in Kyushu? "What did Qu Yuan say about this discussion? He thinks the world is turbid and everywhere is the same. He said: I swam to this erotic palace, and I broke a branch and followed her. And before the glory falls, the next woman can be fooled. I asked the Red Dragon to use the clouds to find the location of Fu Fei. Thank you for your words, and I will make you feel reasonable. Disputes are always at intervals, and it is difficult to move at once. ..... Looking at Yaotai's dying, I saw a lost daughter. I use thrush as a medium, but thrush is not good at talking about other things. The voice of the male pigeon is gone, but I still hate its cleverness. ..... and Shao Kang is not at home, putting Yao in danger. The reason is weak, the media is clumsy, and I am afraid that the introduction is not solid. Turbidity is jealous of the virtuous, while concealing beauty is evil. ..... "Li Sao" how to solve these words? For this Mr Right, he has played the painful history of lovelorn, and anyone else would do the same. What about Fu Fei? Weft is difficult to move; Really? No, what a coincidence. Er Yao? The introduction is not solid. To sum up, it is the joke in the old play book: "I miss Pinger, and Pinger always misses me." "How could he miss me? Unless I change my appearance; But I won't; So if you travel all over the world, you won't find someone to marry. So he uttered a desperate cry and said, "Suddenly he turned to cry and mourned the orphans on the mountain." There is no ideal woman in Li Sao. Then, he must be willing to die in a single life. The first half of Evocation can best express the world's muddy feelings. The so-called: the soul returns to its hometown, and there is no room for some in the East. ..... The soul is back, and the South can't stop. ..... When the soul returns, the harm of the West will flow to Shah Li Qian. ..... the soul returns, and the north can't stop. ..... the return of the soul, you are not in heaven. ..... when the soul comes back, it will be quieter for you. ..... Like this "thieves and traitors in all directions", which one can be said to be better than "Yu Yu"? Therefore, abandoning Chu is an incomplete theory and cannot be established. It is indeed a complete abandonment of the present society. The same is true of Qu Yuan's Zhuang Zhou in the same period. Qu Yuan often plays this theme. He said: I am sad that the customs forced me, and I am willing to travel calmly. He was forced to break away from him and declare independence. In fact, his gods often rely on this road to get some comfort. This ideal is most vividly expressed in his works. For example, I will drive a young man in Bai Chi, and I will visit the gardens in Yao Xi with Zhong Hua. Climb Kunlun Mountain and eat Yu Ying. Live with heaven and earth, and shine with the sun and the moon. "wading into the river" and women swimming in nine rivers, speeding and surging, set off huge waves. Cover the lotus with a waterwheel and drive the two dragons away. Looking around Kunlun Mountain, my heart flies. ""Hebo was suddenly not submerged by the Spring and Autumn Period, so Xi stayed here for a long time. Xuanyuan can't climb, so I'll play from Wang Qiao. Eat six qi and drink more, rinse zhengyang, including the morning glow. Protector is clear, refined and coarse. Swim from Kaifeng to the south nest in one breath; Treat it with the monarch and judge the sum of qi and virtue. " The journey is boundless and boundless, and there is no instrument. The sound is hidden and felt, and the matter is pure and impossible. It is impossible to measure vines. It is impossible to be green. ..... On the steep banks of high rocks, it is a symbol of female neon. According to blue sky and rainbow, I suddenly saw the sky. "Sorrow returns to emptiness" treats me as a doffer in Kunlun Xi, and the road flows around Xiu Yuan. Yang Yunni's fog, Luan's song. The dynasty began in Tianjin and reached the west pole in the evening. Phoenix spreads its wings and flies high with its flag. Suddenly, I walked in this quicksand and followed Chishui. My name is Xiaolong, and my name is Sidi. ..... There are many chariot cars and thousands of rides, which are in harmony with each other. Driving the Eight Dragons is graceful and elegant, holding the cloud flag like a snake. Restrain ambition and be ambitious, which is the charm of Gao Chi. Play nine songs and dances and talk about stealing fun during holidays. "Li Sao", etc., are all about surreal realm, all constructed from religious or philosophical imagination. If Qu Yuan was willing to devote himself to this aspect of spiritual life, his life would have been very comfortable, but he couldn't. In the article "Travel", he is saying, "I am absolutely in love, absolutely comfortable, and will never violate my old capital. "Suddenly, I added this sentence: I'm afraid the weather is too big for generations, and I'm going to the West with brilliant flowers. Under the slight frost, the grass will be mourned first. In Li Sao, he was talking about "having fun on holidays" and then suddenly said, "I became an emperor and suddenly came to my hometown. "The servant is more sad than Ma Huaixi, but he can't manage it. Even though the article "Evocation of Soul" put a lot of material entertainment on the table, Javert said: Gaolan gradually drifted with the tide, and there was a maple leaf on the water in Zhanjiang. Looking at thousands of miles, it hurts Chun Qing, and the soul returns to Jiangnan. Qu Yuan is the embodiment of emotion, and his sympathy for society is often boiling. See the pain of all beings and feel the same with others. No matter how hard the anesthetic is used, he can't be numb As the saying goes, "this kind of situation can't be eliminated, just frowning, but in my heart." "Say leave? How can we win? He himself said: I didn't say anything when I went up, but I couldn't get down. These two sentences of "Ren Mei" really reveal a person's inner state. Surreal life is unwilling to do, ordinary people can't do real life, so his road is very poor. Since he is so compassionate to the society, of course, the motherland is the most compassionate, so exile is his saddest thing. When he first went to China, he wrote down his feelings: "It is extremely desolate to become rich and go to Xi. ".Qiyang is tolerant and Xi, and I'm sorry to see you and not get it anymore. Waiting too long and worrying too much. If I cry, I will be addicted to it. After the first summer, I drifted to the west, but I didn't see the Longmen. ..... will carry a boat down, to the Dongting, downstream. I went to the place where I used to live, and now I am very happy to come to the East. Qiang's soul wants to return, why don't you forget to return? Thinking of Xiapu and Xi, mourning for the old capital. "Ai" looks at Xia Meng's short night and He Huiming's age. However, the journey is far away, and the soul passes away overnight. I didn't know that the curve of the road was straight, pointing to the moon and stars in the south. I hope the path passes, and I won't be happy. The soul knows the way to the camp. The most painful thing about "Thinking Out" is that people's eyes are on the flow. When did it turn around? When the bird flies back to its previous home, the fox will die first. If you believe in being banished without guilt, why not forget it day and night? A work like "Regret for the Past" is really called "a river full of children, see how hard she tries to hold back her tears". No matter who the stone man is, I can't help but be moved! Part of his life in Hunan is described in the article "Involved in the River" as follows: He went to Yuan by boat and Qi Wubang was defeated. The ship is tolerant of not moving forward, and it is stagnation submerged by backwater. It's a waste of time in the morning, and another night in the morning. If the heart is straight, it will hurt if it is far away. I wander in Xupu, but I don't know what I know. Deep forest is where you live. The high mountain slopes cover the sun steeply, and it is rainy and cloudy. The snow is boundless and the clouds are raining. I am sad that I have no leisure in my life, and I am alone in the mountains. I can't change my mind and do as the Romans do, but I will die of sorrow and poverty. Li Sao probably lived in this gloomy nature for many years without social life. How can a man full of social nature like him stand it? He withdrew from the silence and knew nothing, but when he called in, he heard nothing. His bloody battle with evil society has really reached the point where the arrow is on the string and the ammunition is exhausted. Will you surrender? Whether it is or not. He insisted on cleanliness to the end. He said: Ann can observe with her own body. Who is the receiver of things? I'd rather go to Xiangliu and be buried in the belly of a river fish. How can you be white and covered with worldly dust? "Fisherman" He is a man with a spiritual life. There's nothing wrong with looking at this smelly bag. He finally realized that he could die or not, so he died peacefully. When he died, he said: Everyone has his destiny and his mistakes. If you are broad-minded, why are you afraid? I have been hurt and sad, and I will never sigh. I don't know the world, and people's hearts can't be described as embarrassment. You cannot let me die, but you cannot love me. Make it clear to my husband, I will feel similar. " Huai Sha "Western moralism holds that all suicides are cowardly. In our opinion, suicide by criminals is cowardice, and voluntary suicide is honor. Admittedly, we don't need to reward a woman for her self-blasphemy. As for "people with lofty ideals don't forget the ravine, and warriors don't forget to lose money." "What's the shame? Qu Yuan said, "What are you afraid of if you aim at a wide range of goals?" And "knowing death can't let go, loving death can't let go." "Can this be done by a coward? In "Nine Songs", there is an article praising the warriors who died in the battlefield, saying: ... If you can't get out, you won't go back, and the plain will suddenly go away. With a long sword and a A Qin bow, the first man got away with it. Honesty is fearless, but it will eventually be strong and unyielding. When you die, the spirit is the spirit and the soul is the ghost. " Li Sao is a word of God, but it also describes his own courage and identity. Our literary ancestors left more than 20 masterpieces and left a great legacy to our nation. His responsibility has been completely fulfilled. In the end, with this leap, his works have been given several times the authority, and he has achieved an invincible life that will never be at odds with us. Ha ha! "Honesty is brave and martial, and it will be strong in the end. "Ha ha! Qu Yuan is immortal! Qu Yuan only committed suicide, he didn't die! What I said above reflects Qu Yuan's personality in my works, and my main research on Qu Yuan is over. Finally, some comments should be made on his literary skills. Before Qu Yuan's literature, all we could see was 300 pieces of The Book of Songs. The good works of 300 Articles are all realistic. Feeling nature is the main life of literature; But literature has a second life, called imagination. Jumping out of the imagination is the most literary thing. At this point, Qu Yuan's position in the history of literature is unprecedented, and he is still a latecomer today. Because qu yuan's later works, whether prose or novels, have better imagination than qu yuan; In poetry, I dare say that no one can compare with him. Among his works, the most imaginative ones are Nine Questions, Evocation and Journey. The sentence in Travel has been quoted before, so I won't say it today. " Tian Wen is pure mythological literature, which endows him with a sense of mystery and looks like Greek thought. The first half of Evocation tells the strange feelings and customs of countless demigods, which makes people shake their heads. In the second half, he said that the happiness in the world was also built from his mind one by one. For example, the ghosts and gods in Li Sao, such as paranormal, witchcraft, wealth, Wang Shu, Jian Xiu, Fei Lian and Shi Le, are all used to talk to each other or assign tasks. What Fu Fei, what girl, what Yuer Yao, all discuss love with him. Emperor Phoenix, owls, pigeons and owls all obey his orders or answer him. A dragon, a rainbow, a phoenix, or pull a cart for him, or open an umbrella for him, or build a bridge for him. Orchid, water chestnut, cinnamon, pepper, lotus, hibiscus, ... countless herbs, all made his clothes, Kunlun, Pu Xian, Xianchi, Fusang, Cangwu, Hunhe, Lang Feng, poor stone and so on. For example, there are ten articles in Nine Songs, each of which is written about a god, and then the identity and consciousness of this god are written. With such a rich and magnificent imagination, China is far from alone. Apart from Dante's Divine Comedy, I'm afraid there are not many literary works in the world that can be compared with it! Ban Gu said, "Don't sing by reciting. "In the past, all poems could be sung. Poetry without singing began in Qu Fu Yuan. Thousands of words' poems are unprecedented creation in form, with great momentum and strong sense of hierarchy, which fully shows his great spirit. There is a lot to say, and I can see that you are very touching and passionate. With this technology, you can say "emotional empowerment". Writing an objective artistic conception and giving him life is Qu Yuan's greatest skill. Nine Songs is the most of this kind of works. For example, if you can't do it, who will stay in Zhongzhou? Beauty needs repairing, and I want to take a boat. Yuan Xiang has no waves, and Jiang Liuan. " Xiang Jun Di Zi fell on Zhu Bei, and his eyes were full of sadness. Autumn wind blows gently, and Dongting waves under the leaves. ..... Yuan Zhi xi Li Lan, thought childe xi dare not speak "Qiu Lan mi lady wu, tang. The leaves are green, the branches are green, and Fang Feifei is attacking. Qiu Lan is green, with green leaves and purple stems. A beautiful woman, suddenly alone with Yu. Without saying anything, he left without hesitation, carrying a cloud flag in the return air. Don't be sad, don't be sad, be apart, be happy, be happy, each other is new. Clothes on the lotus come and go. Who needs a cloud to spend the night outside the Imperial Capital? ..... "Shao Siming" sub-play xi eastbound, seeing off the beauty xi Nanpu. The waves are rough and the scales are coming. A work like "Hebo" can move our hearts with the beauty of nature, so it can be regarded as a living literature. Tai Shigong criticized Qu Yuan, saying, "His words are modest, his ambition is clean, and his behavior is despicable. "... as the saying goes, a small article has a big meaning, and it has a far-reaching influence. Its ambition is pure, so it is called fragrant; His behavior is cheap and he can't die. In the mud, cicadas slough in filth, and can't get the filth of the world, but it is mud, not mine. Push this ambition, although it is as glorious as the sun and the moon. (Biography of Historical Records)