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Thirteen times in A Dream of Red Mansions described the scene of Qin Keqing's death.
It is said that after Jia Lian sent Daiyu to Yangzhou, Xi 'an was really bored. Every night, she just plays a joke with Pinger and falls asleep at will. That night, I held a stove under Pinger's lamp, ordered the quilt to be smoked and embroidered early, and the two of them went to sleep, counting where to go. Unconsciously, three drums have been handed in, and Pinger has fallen asleep. Feng feels sleepy. In a trance, Qin came in from the outside and said with a smile, "Aunt, sleep well! I'm going back today, and you don't give me a ride. I can't bear to part with my aunt, so I came to say goodbye to you. There is still one wish that has not been fulfilled. Don't tell your aunt, others may not be useful. " Hearing this, Feng asked in a trance, "What's your wish? Just ask me. " "Aunt," Qin said, "you are a hero in the pink team, and even a man with a high hat can't beat you. How come you don't even know two proverbs? As the saying goes,' when the moon is full, it will lose money, and when the water is full, it will overflow'. Another way is:' Climb high and fall hard.' Today, our family has flourished for a hundred years. If one day is full of joy and sadness, isn't that an empty name of a family of poets and calligraphers? Hearing this, Xifeng was both unhappy and awed. "That's worrying, but how can we be safe forever?" Qin sneer at a way, "aunt is so stupid! "No, I am very grateful." Honor and disgrace have been endless since ancient times. How can human resources always protect it? But now you can plan your future career in glory, and you can keep it forever. In other words, if everything is fine today, only two things are bad. Do this, and you will be safe the next day. "
"What is it?" asked Xi-feng. Qin said, "Although my ancestors offered sacrifices at four o'clock, they just didn't have a certain amount of money and food. Second, although home schools have been established, there is no certain supply. Personally, there is no shortage of sacrificial offerings in today's prosperous times, but they will decline in the future. Where did these two things come from? In my opinion, Mo Ruo took advantage of today's wealth to buy more granges, houses and acres of land near his ancestral home in case sacrifices and supplies came from here; The home school is also located here. Contractors, old and young, made a rule to manage the supply of land, grain and sacrifices this year according to the house. There is no competition and no selling disadvantage this week. Even if you are guilty, your own things can be employed. This sacrificial industry is not even an official. It was defeated, and the descendants went home to study and farm, and the sacrifice was sustainable. It is not a long-term solution to think that today's glory is endless without thinking about the future. In a few days, I saw another very happy event. It was really a fire and oil, and a hundred flowers blossomed. You know, it was just a moment of prosperity and joy. Don't forget the proverb "The feast must end". If you don't worry earlier, you will regret it! " Xifeng asked quickly, "What's the happy event?" Qin said, "This matter must not be revealed. It's just that my aunt and I had a big fight. I'll send you two words when I leave, remember! " Because I thought: after the third spring, the fragrance is exhausted, and each has its own door. Just as Xi-feng was about to ask questions, she heard a cloud board coming from the second door and knocking four times. It was the wailing sound that woke Xi Feng. The man replied, "Grandma Dong Furong has left." Xifeng broke out in a cold sweat and had to wear clothes to see Mrs. Wang. At that time, everyone in the family knew, and they were puzzled and a little sad. The older generation misses his filial piety, the younger generation misses his kindness, and the younger generation misses his kindness of helping the poor and loving the old and the young, so they all cry bitterly.
Without further ado, Baoyu was left alone because of Lin Daiyu's recent return, and he didn't play with anyone. Every night, he fell asleep. Now I hear from my dream that Qin is dead, so I quickly turn over. I only felt a stabbing pain in my heart, and before I realized it, I vomited one mouthful blood. Aroma and others hurried up and asked, "How's it going?" I'm going back to Grandmother Jia for a doctor. Baoyu said, "Don't worry, it's irrelevant. This is a sudden fire attacking the heart, and the blood does not return to the meridian. " He got up, asked for a change of clothes and came to see Grandmother Jia. He wants to go there at once. Seeing him like this, xiren couldn't let go, but she didn't dare to stop him. She had to make him do it. When Grandmother Jia saw that he was leaving, she said, "People who just died are not clean there. Second, it is windy at night, and it is not too late to go tomorrow morning. " Baoyu is willing to follow it. Grandmother Jia ordered people to prepare cars and sent more attendants to serve and support them.
When I arrived at Ningguo Mansion, I saw the mansion door wide open and the lights on both sides were as bright as day. People come and go in a mess, and the crying inside is shocking. Baoyu got out of the car and rushed to the stop, crying bitterly. Then I met You Shi, who knew that You Shi had an old stomachache and slept in bed. Then I came out to see Jia Zhen. At that time, Daiyu, Jia Yi, Jia Dun, Jia She, Jia Zheng, and Jia? Jia? , Chen Jia, Jia Qiong, Jia? Jia Qiang, Jia Chang, Jia Ling, Jia Yun, Jia Qin, Jia Zhen, Jia Ping, Jia Zao, Jia Heng, Jia Fen, Sheena, Lan Jia, Jia Jun and Jia Zhi all came. Jia Zhen cried like a crybaby. He is talking to Jia Dairu and others: "My family size, friends and relatives, who knows that my daughter-in-law is ten times better than my son. Now that I have put my leg over, I can see that there is no one in this long room! " He began to cry again. They advised, "It's no use crying when everyone is dead. We should discuss how to deal with it." Jia Zhen clapped his hands and said, "What the hell! But do what I have! " Just then, I saw Qin Bangye, Qin Zhong and You's sisters also coming, and Jia Zhen ordered Jia Qiong, Jia Zhong and Jia Yu? Jia Qiang went to accompany the guests, and at the same time ordered people to invite Qin from the Yin and Yang Department to choose a date. Choose to stop for 7749 days and issue an obituary three days later. On this forty-ninth day, 108 monks were invited to worship "confession of great sorrow" in class to turn over for the ghost who died before; Another altar is located in Tianxianglou. Ninety-nine Taoist priests were all true, and nineteen of them came to avenge their wrongs. Then stop at Fang Hui Garden. Before Lingqian, 50 other eminent monks and 50 senior monks went to the altar to do good deeds. Then how did Jia Jing go home to be infected with the world of mortals when he heard that his eldest grandson's daughter-in-law had died, because she was going to soar sooner or later? So, I don't care, just rely on Jia Zhen's cooking.
Besides, Jia Zhen's wanton luxury. When looking at the board, several pairs of fir boards didn't like it. It happened that Xue Pan came to hang up. Seeing that Jia Zhen was looking for a good board, he said, "There is a board in our wooden shop, which is said to be made in Tiewangshan. It's made into a coffin, and it won't break for ten thousand years. This was brought by my late father that year. Originally, Prince Chichitose of Loyalty and Righteousness wanted it, but it was useless because it was broken. It's still sealed in the store, and no one can afford it. If you want it, just hold it up and have a look. " Jia Zhen was very happy when he heard that, so he ordered him to come. When everyone looked at it, they saw that the bottom of the gang was eight inches thick, with a pattern like betel nut, a taste like sandalwood musk, and a button with their hands sounded like jade. Everyone was amazed. Jia Zhen smiled and said, "Value geometry?" Xue Pan said with a smile, "I'm afraid there's nowhere to buy a thousand taels of silver. No matter what the price, just give them a few taels of silver. " Jia Zhen quickly thanked him and told him to take the saw away. Jia Zheng advised, "I'm afraid it's very enjoyable. Waiting for Chinese fir is no problem. "How can Jia Zhen listen to?
Suddenly, I heard Qin's maid calling. When I saw Qin's death, I also touched the post and died. This matter is even more rare, and everyone sighs. Jia Zhen then mourned her granddaughter and stopped at Dengxian Pavilion in Fang Hui Garden. There is also a Meidochan named Zhu Bao. Because Qin has no family, he is willing to be an adopted daughter. Please let her fall and lose her soul. Jia Zhen was very happy and immediately ordered. From then on, everyone called Zhu Bao "Little Girl". The sphere mourned in front of the spirit according to the ceremony of unmarried women. Therefore, the clan and the people in the family all act according to the old system, and they are not allowed to mess around.
Jia Zhen thought: "Jia Rong is just a national supervisor, and the coffin is not good to write;" Not even many deacons. "Therefore, my heart is very uncomfortable. It happens that this day is the fourth day of the seventh lunar month. As early as when the palace supervisor Dai Quan was in charge of Daming Palace, he sent people to perform the ceremony first, then sat in a big sedan chair and played gongs to offer sacrifices in person. Jia Zhen was busy with the reception and asked him to sit in the hive and offer tea. Jia Zhen had already made up his mind in his heart and said that he would donate a future with Jia Rong if he could. Dai Quan understood, smiled and said, "I think it's for the better scenery at the funeral? Jia Zhen said quickly, "The old man looks good. "。 "Dai Quan said," as it happens, there is just a flaw here. At present, the 300-person Long Jinwei is short of two. Yesterday, my third brother from Hou Xiang, Xiangyang, came to beg me, and now he has taken 1520 and sent it to my home. You know, we are all old-fashioned, whatever, just answer at random according to his grandfather's score. There is still one vacancy. Who knows that Feng, our time-saving fat man in Yongxing, asked for donations with his children, and I didn't have time to answer him. Since our children want to donate, let's write a resume quickly. " Jia Zhen hurriedly ordered someone to write a resume on red paper. Dai Quan saw it, and it read:
Jia Rong, a supervisor in Jiangning County, Yingtianfu, Jiangnan, is twenty years old this year. Great-grandfather Jia Daihua, a hereditary first-class Shenwei general, was the former ambassador of Beijing Camp. Zu, Jia Jing, soldier. Father, Jia Zhen, triple crown hereditary general.
After reading it, Dai Quan handed it back to a personal page and said, "Go back and give it to Lao Zhao, the official of the Ministry of Housing, and tell him that I gave him a ticket to ban the captain of the five-pin dragon, gave him a license, and then filled out this resume. I'll change the money and deliver it tomorrow. " The page agreed. Dai Quan left, so Jia Zhen couldn't keep the money and had to send it out. When he got into the sedan chair, Jia Zhen asked, "Do you want to exchange money in the Ministry or send it to the inner house?" Dai Quan said, "If you change jobs in the Ministry, you will suffer again. It is better to send 1,200 pieces of silver to my house. " Jia Zhen thanked me again and again and said, "When I'm full, I'll take my puppy to the house to kowtow." So I said goodbye.
Then I heard shouting. It turned out that Zhong's wife and her niece Shi Xiangyun came together. As soon as Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Xing, Xifeng and others entered the main room, they saw three sacrificial ceremonies in front of the spirit: Jinxiang Hou, Chuanninghou Hou and Shoushanbo. When they were young, the three got off the sedan chair and Jia Zhen took them to the hall. So many relatives and friends can't be counted. It's just that on this 49 th, the streets of Ningguofu were full of white people coming and going, and flowers were blooming to be officials.
Jia Zhen ordered Jia Rong to change his costume and bring it back the next day. Deacons before the spirit, etc., are all in accordance with the five-level job example, and the words "I grant Jia Menqin a happy spirit job" are written on the tablet. The street gate of Huifangyuan is wide open, with drum halls on both sides. Two Tsing Yi classes played music on time, and pairs of deacons chopped the knives and axes into pieces. There are even two scarlet gold-selling signs outside the door, which read: "Protect the Palace and Forbidden the Road and Guard the Commandant in Wei Long." Opposite Tan Xuan, monks and Taoist priests face the altar; On the list, it says, "The woman who inherited the grandson of Ningguo protected the imperial guard Long Jinwei's happy funeral. There are four continents in the middle, Fengtian will always build a peaceful country, and the Prime Minister will moisten things quietly. The Prime Minister Yuan teaches doorways like boudoir leaves, and worships the Buddha in heaven. There are not so many words such as "Welcome Galand, Jiedi, Gongcao and other gods, Saint Puxi, whose strength is great and profound, and the disaster washing industry will be safe in forty-nine days".
It's just that Jia Zhen's mind has been satisfied, but in it, You Shi has committed an old disease and can't take care of the funeral, fearing that he will be embarrassed because he lost his manners and be laughed at. At present, when he was worried, because Baoyu was around, he asked, "Is everything all right? What is big brother worried about? " Jia Zhen told him what no one in it said. Baoyu laughed and said, "What's the matter? I recommend someone to be in charge of this month's affairs to ensure that nothing is lost. " Jia Zhen asked quickly, "Who is it?" Baoyu saw that there were still many relatives and friends in the living room, so it was inconvenient to say anything. He went to Jia Zhen's ear and said a few words. Hearing this, Jia Zhen be in heaven smiled and said, "This is really appropriate. Go now. " With that, he grabbed Baoyu, said goodbye to everyone and went upstairs.
It happened that this day was not a good day, and there were not many relatives and friends. Only Mrs. Xing, Mrs. Wang and several close relatives were accompanied by their families. The damn newspaper said, "Grandpa came in." The frightened wives gave a whimper and hid behind them. Only Xifeng stood up calmly. Jia Zhen also has some symptoms at this time. Secondly, he was so sad that he came in on crutches. Mrs. Xing and others said, "You are in poor health. You have had a lot of trouble these days. You should have a rest. What are you doing here? " Jia Zhen, on crutches, is struggling to kneel down and mourn. Mrs. Xing and others quickly asked Baoyu for help and ordered someone? Sit in the chair with him. Jia Zhen refused to sit down because he forced himself to smile: "My nephew came in to see my second aunt." Mrs. Xing and others quickly asked, "What is it?" Jia Zhen said quickly, "My aunt naturally knows that now that her granddaughter's wife is gone, her nephew's daughter-in-law is ill again. I think it is really indecent. I'm relieved to condescend to cook for my elder sister for a month. " Mrs. Xing said with a smile, "I see. Your elder sister is at your second aunt's house now. Just talk to your second aunt. " Mrs. Wang quickly said, "When he was a child, he had never experienced these things. If he can't handle it clearly, he will make people laugh, but it is better to disturb others. " Jia Zhen said with a smile, "My nephew guessed what my aunt meant because he was afraid of elder sister's hard work. If you can't handle it, you'll make up your mind to fight from the moment your child's older sister jokes. Now that you are out of the cabinet and working in that house, you are getting more and more experienced. I've been thinking about it for days, and there's no one to ask for except my elder sister. Aunt doesn't look at my nephew and my nephew's daughter-in-law, only at the dead! " Said and shed tears.
Mrs. Wang's heart is that Xi-feng didn't do the funeral, for fear that she would be laughed at if she couldn't manage it. Today, seeing Jia Zhen's well-meaning words, she has lived a little in her heart, but she lost her mind when she looked at Feng. Feng, who has always been a master, is good at showing off her skills. Now that Jia Zhen is so arrogant, he has already agreed. Seeing that Mrs. Wang was interested in activities, she said to Mrs. Wang, "Eldest brother is so sincere that your wife complied." Mrs. Wang asked calmly, "Is it possible for you?" "Why not?" Feng said. Big brother is in charge of big things outside, and he is in charge inside. If I know nothing, just ask my wife. When Mrs. Wang saw that what she said was reasonable, she did not speak. "。 When Jia Zhen saw that Xifeng agreed, he smiled apologetically, "I don't care. I asked my elder sister to work hard no matter what. "I'll give my elder sister a bow first, and then I'll go to that house to thank you afterwards." With that, she bowed, and Feng quickly reciprocated.
Jia Zhen ordered people to take the cards of Ningguo mansion and Baoyu and give them to Xi-feng, saying, "Just take them and don't ask me. "。 Just don't save me money, it looks good; Second, just treat people like that house, and don't be afraid of people complaining. Apart from these two things, I'm not worried anymore. "Xi didn't dare to pick up the card, just looking at Mrs. Wang. Mrs. Wang said humanely, "Since your eldest brother says so, just look after it. Just don't make up your mind. It is important to send someone to ask if your brother and sister-in-law are all right. " Baoyu had already accepted Jia Zhen's card and forced it on Xifeng. Jia Zhen asked again, "Does Sister still live here, or does she come every day? If you come every day, it will become more and more difficult. I'm in a hurry to clean up a yard here. My sister lived here for a few days, but it was very stable. " Xi-feng said with a smile, "No, you can't live without me there, but it's good to come every day." Jia Zhen said, "All right." Then I gossiped and went out.
After the ladies had gone for a while, Mrs. Wang asked Xi-feng, "How are you today?" "Madam, please go home," said Xi-feng. I have to sort out a clue before I can go back. " Hearing this, Mrs. Wang went back with Mrs. Xing first and didn't mention it. Here, Feng and I came to sit in a big house with three bedrooms and one living room. Because of thinking: the first thing is that the population is mixed and things are lost; Second, there is no special charge, and the selection Committee is in the near future; Three pieces, need to spend money, and take the initiative; Four pieces, regardless of size, are uneven; 5. Family members are extravagant. Those with faces can't get cymbals, and those without faces can't make progress. These five things are actually the customs of Ningfu.
I don't know about Xifeng, but listen to the next chapter.
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