Collect joke information

1. The dung beetle fell in love with a mosquito. Lang: What's your occupation? Mosquito: What about you, nurse? Dung beetles said with a smile, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Bureau of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

You know our friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow! Strangely, not dead! "

3. A Yuan is studying abroad. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance and was busy telegraphing home for help. There were only four words on the telegram: A Yuan received a phone call from home a few days after he ran out of ammunition and food: Hold on!

4. Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li: Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said earnestly: When you have a wife, you will find that this law actually protects men.

If someone bullies you, tell me! I beat his face into a color screen, his head into vibration, his ears into chords, his nose into a straight plate, and his front teeth into somersaults. Anyway, I beat him to second hand!

6. A bad wolf came out for food and heard a woman lecturing her child, saying, If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! As a result, the wolf waited all night and said, damn it, this old lady is not keeping her word!

7. A young man farted in the car, and the woman sitting next to him said, "Bah!" The young man asked unhurriedly, Comrade, why did you spit out the nuts when you ate fart?

8. Health tip: After eating a full meal, don't smoke, take a bath, get angry, loosen your belt under temptation, brush your teeth, go to the toilet or drink alcohol. Do you know that?/You know what?

9. I have a request: invite me to dinner. I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate.

10, Friar Sand takes a math test. The invigilator stared at the beads around his neck for a long time and sneered: Hey! Camouflage the abacus like this, don't cheat, and take it off quickly!

1.

Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me.

I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. ...

So ... I will be a cow and a horse in my next life ... and I will definitely pull up grass for you to eat. ...

2.

Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!

Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!

I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!

3.

I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you.

I'm afraid you're busy, I'm afraid you ignore me, I'm afraid you think I'm interrupting,

I really want to contact you, but ...

The telephone bill is really expensive, please call me!

4.

If you were a meteor, I would chase you,

If you were a satellite, I would wait for you.

If you were a star, I would fall in love with you.

Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! !