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Ask an English speaker to translate a joke.
Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
He won
Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.
Tom: That's too bad. What happened?
Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
I have his ears in my pocket.
Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"
"A child bit me," Ivan replied.
"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.
"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."
His ear is in my pocket.
Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?"
"A boy bit me," Ivan said.
"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.
"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."
A good boy.
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
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