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Have you ever been criticized by an instructor when you were taking your driving license test? What classic quotes from coaches do you know?
When we were learning to drive, we all met some very "talented" instructors who could curse without using a single curse word. They were all top-notch joke masters!
So, what classic quotes from coaches do you know?
1. Shifting from second gear back to second gear, the coach said: You left your aunt’s house and then returned to your aunt’s house, and your aunt didn’t care about you?
2. Coach: “ Did you see that person?" Me: "Yes." Coach: "Kill him." Me: "I don't dare." Coach: "Don't you dare to hit the brakes?"
3. The coach said: "Don't go on the red light, don't go on the green light, and don't go on the yellow light. Is there no color you like here?"
4. The coach said: "Can you please relax? Why are you holding the steering wheel so tight? Do you want to take it home?"
5. The coach said: "Only when officials become bolder and bolder, those who drive become more and more courageous." The less courageous you are to drive, you are an exception."
6. The coach said: "If there is a piece of meat on the steering wheel, the dog will drive better than you."
7. The coach said: "When you get your driver's license, lock it in a drawer as a souvenir."
8. Me: "Why do I think I'm driving wrong?" Coach: "How can I?" The road is repaired wrongly!"
9. The coach said: "Hurry up! We are not competing for a battery car! Hold the steering wheel firmly, otherwise others will think that my car is wrong. It’s not oil, it’s wine!”
10. The coach said: “Hey, hey! I told you to be careful, why do you keep driving out of the sideline? Are you a national football player?” p>
11. Me: “Oh, coach, I’m so nervous when I hit the road for the first time!” Coach: “Why are you nervous? It’s the people walking on the road who should be nervous!”
12. For the Nth time on the S-curve line, the coach said: "Are you sent by the driving school across the way to cause trouble?"
13. The coach said: "There was a tree at the driving school before, you come here After that, it’s gone.”
14. The coach said: “Why is the right side so far away from the white line? Is it free for our family of three to sleep?”
15. The coach? Said: "Why are you driving so fast? You are not a car thief.
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