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Small stove joke
The tinker wears glasses-looking for us (wrong)
Little girl combs her hair-do it yourself (edited)
Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.
Eating in a small bowl-relying on the sky (plus adzuki bean) for dry rice-is always stuffy (braised)
The young monk swatted the fly on his head-the thermos bottle hung on a bright plane-high level (bottle)
Blow the horn on the plane-daydreaming (ringing)
Set off firecrackers on the plane-a mountain that wants to gain high freedom.
A sinus figure-no ability
Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.
Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.
String performance in Arneman Street
Brother eats noodles-scrape
Grandma has a beard-not normal.
Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Not a drop leaks.
Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft and eat hard.
The beaten dog bit a chicken-take it out on others.
Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck
Ducks are running around with knives.
Apologize for being slapped.-Flattery.
A dog with a stick-depressed.
Ducks scurrying about
Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water
The stabbed ball is flat.
The grass on the frosted dog's tail has faded.
Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)
The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)
The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)
Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)
Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a kind king.
Birthday Shooting-Same tune (gun)
The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)
Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer
Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by
Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)
Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)
Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)
Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)
Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)
The fly flies into the cow's eyes-tired of looking for it (tears)
Bean dregs stick to the door-not sticky (sticky)
Beans and firewood are on fire-hurry (dustpan)
Dried Tofu cook the meat-How many portions (vegetarian)
Cooking with tofu-no words (salt)
This couple hoes the ground-regardless of (hiring) people.
200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)
Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)
Blow the two speakers into a tune-they want to ring together.
The charm of drought worships witches-damn it
Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)
Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)
A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).
Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)
It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)
Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)
Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)
There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.
Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)
Frozen Tofu-Difficult (Mixed)
Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.
Kitchen God sticks to the door-there is something in words (pictures)
Sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)
Sailing on the beach is shallow.
Cows without horns-fake scolding (horses)
I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)
A coffin without a bottom-not a person.
No money to buy conch-save (suck)
A pregnant woman crosses a wooden bridge-taking risks at the same time.
Holding a horse spoon-sincere (sheng) heart
Holding cotton in your arms-a soft (warm) heart
Put the comb in your arms-relax your heart.
The poor buy rice, per liter.
A poor carpenter started his business-only one sentence (saw)
The tinker planted a somersault-handstand (iron)
Zhang Tianshi went to the seaside, feeling very strange.
Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud and begged (sunshine).
The donkey is riding-no wonder (riding a horse)
Cock wears a hat-official (crown) plus official (crown)
Knock dust on the chicken's head-how many (chickens) suffer from anger?
Chickens peck at ants-just right (food)
Just accept the sole without an awl.
A paper railing-you can't lean on it.
Paper stool-you can't do it (sit)
A papery stove-it won't work if you step over (the pot)
Paper pipa-talking (playing) is not allowed.
Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)
Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)
Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)
Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)
Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)
The horse in the painting-not surprising (riding)
Jujube core cutting board-a few words (saw)
Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.
Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)
Firefly's ass-not much (bright)
Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.
Separated monks-troubled (temple)
Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temples)
Monk dragging wood-something happened (temple)
Monk's home-temple
Monk's skull-can't (send)
Chopping bamboo with an axe-in a hurry (section 1)
Cast a net in a fish pond-excess (fish)
Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters
The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.
Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas
Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)
Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)
Dogs eat cucumbers when they are wrong.
Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)
Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)
Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)
Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)
Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)
Washing Huang Lian by the River —— Why is it bitter?
Vegetables grow in rivers-they are not burnt (watered).
Oil pouring candle-a heart (core)
The plasterer fooled the mouse-perfunctory (eyes)
Masons have no ash-wait for bricks.
The plasterer beckons-looking for you (mud)
Masons' tiles are painted with knives.
The clay idol has grass on her body. She is crazy.
Muddy loach playing drums-talking nonsense (playing)
Fear of carpenters-just a word (saw)
Hanging lanterns in the air-mystery (hanging)
An empty shuttle for mending the net-there is no rule of law (weaving)
Empty coffins go to the funeral-there is no one in the eye (wood)
Empty steamer on the table-contending for (steaming)
Put a dry cage on your shoulder-get angry with the fire.
Needle on the thread board-hold it (don't)
Orchard in spring-makes sense (peaches and plums)
Watching the field in the Spring and Autumn Period-Specializing in finding fault (fork)
Glass Bodhisattva-Understanding Man (God)
Selling steamed bread-Yu (steamed)
Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed-the red one is (me).
Who gouged out his eyes-the blind judge (ghost)
Chenghuangmiao Drum-Ghost Watch (Knock)
Huang Cheng's master's horse-no wonder (riding)
Lord Huang Cheng's Hu Dou-Ghost Noisy (Fried)
Dai Xiao, Lord of the Town God-Running in vain (robe)
Licorice in the drugstore-an indispensable kind (taste)
Open the drawer of the drugstore-look for (pills)
There is a fire in the teahouse-indeed as expected (burning)
Bo is in the teahouse-Hu (pot)
Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)
Rumbling in the grass mud pond-laughing (fermenting)
A straw hat is a gong-I can't think of it (loud)
Grass Beach Fire-Kindness (Green)
Buckwheat skin is mashed-the two are not sticky (sticky)
Vitex negundo L.
Sitting in the lobby and using the toilet-stealing (dirty) officials
Little trees have little shade-they can't take care of them.
The tree has fallen-there is no shadow (shadow)
Bacon soup-needless to say (salt)
Eat too much salt and salt-just relax (salty)
Kimchi and Tofu-the word (salt) comes first
Boil tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)
Pickles dipped in soy sauce are too strict (salty)
The crooked monk confessed-something happened (neck)
Light the noodles-it's impossible to cook (rice)
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