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I am in a hurry to write a composition. Even if my nickname is only the first two paragraphs, it doesn't matter if I continue to write it myself.
Pengshan Qinglong Junior High School Yu Fei
Talking about my nickname really makes me laugh and angry.
I am a chubby girl, so they call me "chubby", and sometimes they call me "Yu Pang" with my family name.
Once, while I was doing my homework in the classroom, someone outside shouted, "Fatty Yu, the teacher wants to see you." I am very angry.
I really want to hit him. Seriously delayed the teacher's business, left him and ran to the office. Come out of the office
I look unhappy. When he saw it, he went to the classroom to publicize and said, "Yu Fatty was scolded by the teacher." the same
The student asked me what happened, and I said, "The homework was wrong, and the teacher said two words." Then YanFu leaned in and said:
"Fatty Yu, don't be discouraged!" Oh, what bad luck! Even my best friend calls me by my nickname.
These are not the most irritating.
One day at noon, I went home for dinner and arrived at school. As soon as they entered the classroom, the students all laughed. I don't know them.
What are you laughing at? When I was sitting in my seat, I saw the words "Fat Fish" and "Fat Fish" written on the blackboard. I
He got angry and stood up and said loudly, "Who wrote it? Stand up?" Otherwise, I will sue him. "Call it three times.
No one took action. I took the next two steps and walked to the office. At this moment, Zhang Ming came along and he stopped.
I said, "Elder sister, don't sue me. I'm kidding. I won't write any more. " I said, "Well, I won't sue you.
. "But as soon as I turned around, he said," Thank you, Yu Fatty. "Well, I have ignored him, and so have you.
Ignore him, he will call you by your nickname more and more.
But the students are afraid to call me by my nickname now, because the teacher announced the discipline and shouted again to deduct the points of conduct.
Yes
My chuo number
Pengshan Qinglong junior high school Xu
I have a nickname, tadpole.
This nickname was given in the third grade of primary school. That time, I learned the lesson "Little Tadpole Looking for Mother" and became a teacher.
When talking about tadpoles, the whole class stared at me as if I were the tadpole, because after my name.
There is a word "family" on his face. After class, my classmates began to call me "Tadpole". That's it. My nickname is Christmas.
I had a baby.
With this nickname, everyone calls me that. I think it's fun, too. Call them whatever you want. Besides, sometimes I ...
Call others nicknames!
This nickname has been with me since primary school. Some students teased and said, "Alas,
Yesterday, I came home from school and saw many tadpoles in a ditch beside the road. Grab it and take it home.
Yes, but he died soon. "Say that finish, then laughed. I know they're talking about me, I'm not angry,
Instead, he smiled and said, "I am a tadpole. What about tadpoles? It is useful to catch pests when you grow up in the future.
Only! Are you jealous or envious when you say this? "
Once, my sister and I were playing by the river and saw a group of lovely tadpoles. I want it back, sister.
He said, "Why do you want to catch tadpoles? Do you want to persecute your compatriots? " Say that finish with those intense.
God's big eyes looked at me, looked at her serious appearance, and I quickly pulled my hand back.
Now, I'm glad to have such a nickname. Today I am a tadpole, and tomorrow I will.
Killing people like frogs.
My chuo number
Lu of Pengshan Qinglong Junior High School
I almost became the nickname king. Wherever I go, someone will give me this gift-nickname.
When I was in primary school, I was always hyperactive and naughty, and I always skipped around every day. Students will be based on my name.
Word and naughty gave me a nickname-bird. That's because there is a word "spring" in my name, spring.
Birds in the sky like to jump.
I especially liked to play "back-to-back collision" in primary school. Carry others behind your back after class and go in with your classmates.
Line "collision war". I'm good at remembering people. I can recite for a long time and run fast, so I am nicknamed kitten.
Donkey. Alas! It's all about having fun.
Maybe you will laugh at my nickname. Why are they all so wronged? Hey, I'm telling you, I have another one with great momentum.
Nickname? It's called "King of Steel Head". Don't be afraid. In primary school, we like playing and fighting. minute
For the sake of two groups, you chase after me, just like the Monkey King led a group of monkeys to fight hundreds of heavenly soldiers. I was playing very hard.
Well, when the "enemy" comes, I will run; If you can't run, you have to call; If you can't find a partner, you must work hard.
Yes I left, he blocked it with his right hand, I left, he blocked it with his left hand. What should we do now?
I had a brainwave and remembered the steel-toed boss in martial arts novels. Why didn't I learn from him, so I bowed my head.
With a fierce rush, I ran into the "enemy". Suddenly hit his chest, the "enemy" was injured and ran away. successively
I have attacked several "enemies". Later, when he came to me, he was scared to death and called me "iron"
Head king. "I'm down a peg or two.
After entering middle school, my nickname came again, and my classmates gave me a homonym of Lu according to my name.
A nickname-gave me a nickname-'big bird' is based on' a bird'.
How many nicknames do I have! Why is this? Because of my name? Because of my personality?
Chuo fengbo
Xie Peng Peng shan Qinglong junior high school
Because I am good at math, and I am a study committee member in my class, some students often ask me some questions.
But not long after, I felt that some students even asked such simple questions as "1+ 1" and shouted angrily.
They are "idiots". They said unconvinced, "Ouch! You are smart, you are a' genius'! " In this way,
I became a genius.
Over time, my classmates always called me "genius" sweetly before asking me for help. You're welcome. It's done.
Then call out "fool".
I don't know which "little man" reported that I called him "fool". I entered the office again.
, and write a review, also please parents; It makes my head droop and I'm listless.
Watch my Down and Out. Some naughty boys laughed at me and called me "genius". I said, "abbreviation.
So what? "They said," that's very different! With the abbreviation, you have the full name. Do you know what the full name is?
No? "At this point, they don't want the suspense, I insist that they say. They all said in unison, "What's the full name?
Born a fool. "I blushed for quite a while. Later, my classmates came to me with notebooks, and they also
It is called "genius". However, I know they call it "genius" in their mouths, but they call it "nature" in their hearts.
Fool. "But what can be done? I only blame them for calling them "idiots" I blamed myself in my mind: "Xie Peng!
How can you be smart all your life and confused for a while! "
Chuo Hao Shi
Mao Hui Pengshan Qinglong junior high school
One day, I played with Chen and Zhang Yan. Playing, watching Chen thin but very flexible.
A nickname-"Golden Monkey" jumped out of my mouth. What nickname did you give zhangyan?
She jumps when she runs. Yes, call her "Jumping Bug". When they heard this, they came to me with a smile and said:
Give me a nickname. I quickly said, "No, no!" "Chen has shouted out.
Caterpillar! ""Yes, you are a caterpillar! " Zhangyan listened and echoed loudly. I can't laugh and cry, I really want to hit her.
The children have eaten, but they have run away.
In this way, my nickname was born
While waiting in line for dinner, I suddenly heard a crisp shout: "caterpillar!" " "I turned my head to number four.
Listen, CHO, I haven't found anyone I know yet. Since I don't know, how can I call my nickname? I have some doubts.
Just then, the same voice came: "caterpillar!" " "At this moment, I found the sound.
The birthplace of sound. I stared at the man named "Caterpillar", with long hair and black hair.
I don't know my skin and thin body! But why did she call me?
Just when I looked at the man carefully, a chubby girl came over and promised as she walked.
: "What is it?" "What's the matter? I told you twice not to promise! " "I'm sorry, I really didn't hear.
"They just said.
I think it is interesting that there is also a "caterpillar".
Soon after, I went to Xinhua Bookstore to buy books. Just walked to the door of the bookstore, vaguely heard someone shouting: "Mao Mao!
Bugs. "I didn't turn away, here, no one will call me.
"Caterpillar, caterpillar!" Then someone shouted twice. I was afraid that I would play that joke again, so I ignored it.
Guan came to the bookshelf and found the book he was looking for.
No one is called "caterpillar" anymore, and no one has promised. I glanced at Zhou unconsciously. do not see
Caterpillar saw her classmate Wang Ying reading there.
"Hello, Wang Ying!" I walked towards her with a smile. Strange, why did she ignore me?
"two fat!" Suddenly there was a clear voice. It turned out that one boy was greeting another boy. I
Really want to laugh, who got the nickname, so ugly ... Thought of here, I suddenly realized that this must be. ...
So, I walked up to Wang Ying with a smile and asked softly, "Good classmate, why don't you pay attention to the caterpillar?" ? be
Because I didn't promise you just now? "She gave me a look and nodded slightly. I quickly explained: "Yes.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Because, an interesting thing happened last time ... "I told this story.
Read it to her and she smiled.
"Caterpillar", my nickname, you make me so "bitter"!
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