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Yang Kun blushed in response to the live broadcast, and had a full set of medical beauty after sunburn. He denied that he was drunk, depressed and his eyes blurred. Why?
Zazie Hoko
He finally sent a blog to clarify the reasons, but the reasons made people laugh. Yangon 15 said that she was blushing because she had brought Sanya to an activity before. At that time, he rode more than 200 kilometers under the scorching sun in Sanya. Because I didn't do a good job in maintenance, I was accidentally burned. What's more, Yang Kun wanted to take this opportunity to get a tan, so he painted it with outdated tanning oil. As a result, I failed to create tan, but I lost face.
Zazie Hoko
While basking in the sun, Yang Kun has already announced that a concert will be held soon, and the live broadcast will stop at night. He was so anxious that he ran to the hospital and invented the meaning of honesty. The state of blushing in the live broadcast is the state that he is recovering after finishing his meaning. He admitted that he was drunk, his eyes were blurred and sad, and he said, "My brother is fine." . He hopes that on the day of his concert, with an imperfect face, he can give people a perfect state, and also hopes that netizens can learn more about astronomy.
Zazie Hoko
Surprisingly, the man with an iron frame was sunburned and did everything. As a result, my face turned red, misleading and ridiculous. Interestingly, Yang Kun said that he was burned because he was put out, which is actually traceable. Earlier, it was reported that Yangon himself was a serious motorcycle enthusiast and had founded a luxury motorcade worth $65,438+million. He himself has many luxury motorcycles of different shapes.
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For example, this long-legged motorcycle is customized in Yangon and is worth millions of dollars. He said: "This car is a single product that goes directly abroad, and the tariff on imported motorcycles is very high." In addition, this golden, bumblebee-like motorcycle will reflect dazzling light in the sun, which is expensive. For example, these ancient motorcycle maps are really difficult to manage if they are not professional riders.
Seven tough riders, including Yangon and Li, set up the "China Good Gay Friends Club Alliance" to promote equestrian culture and stop public welfare activities. Perhaps the tough guy Yangon didn't expect that this hardcore motorcycle sport would send him to a beauty salon one day and show jokes to the people all over the country.
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