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Hebo's story, Ji Bo (the West Dragon King asked for a son-in-law for the first time and became a boy when he was young)
Birds can't cross this sea. There are many immortals in the sea.
At this time, King Dayu was not born, and the world was flooded.
There is a river in the West Sea called Xibo River, and there is a river called Jimaichen.
Although this Hebo is also a monk, he has no culture. People in the West Sea call him "banxian".
This Xibo, since he was in charge of Xibo River, has achieved mediocre achievements, but he has also done a lot of things.
How did you know?
Just look at his Seven Fairies. His seven daughters are like Longsheng's nine sons, tall and thin, each with its own differences.
Legend has it that this Xibo has three wives, and seven daughters are actually born to three mothers.
Miss Da is the daughter of the West Sea Dragon King. She has a strong will. She often punches and kicks Xibo for trivial things, and always "cries and hangs herself". I can't help it, but her father is the Lord of the Dragon King, and this aunt is so grumpy.
Let's call this big lady proud.
Originally Xibo was a monk, and he was tired of men and women in the world.
I don't want to. When he was young, he was a handsome and uninhibited man. I don't know who gossiped about this beautiful woman, but it actually reached the ears of the West Sea Dragon King.
Once upon a time, the Dragon King made promises in the Three Realms. He wants to get married with heaven, but no fairy is willing to go into the water to be the Lord Xu of the Dragon King.
Seeing this, the Jade Emperor also wanted to give the Dragon King a step down, otherwise it would not be a good thing to hit the old Dragon King in the face.
"Neptune, don't worry. My heavenly palace is the Lord of cultivating immortals. Running around all day, living without a fixed place. They are used to the good days of the Heavenly Palace and don't know the sufferings of the people. " The jade emperor laughed.
"Heaven emperor, not Wang, I have to climb relatives in this heavenly palace. It's just that my little daughter is disappointing. She is 27 years old, so I have to worry about her. " The dragon king wry smile way.
"I remember there was a little prince in the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, who was very handsome and seemed to be called. . . Moist, older than you love, has he been married? " The jade emperor said.
"The emperor is really forgetful. One day in the sky, one year underground and three years in the sea, that good nephew got married as early as last spring. " The dragon king wry smile way.
"So, I am so forgetful."
"sent, rem and a son, now he lives among the people. I wonder if he is married? " Aside Bai Jinxing interjected.
"Hey, what's wrong is wrong. That page is also a monk. A hundred years later, he will climb the ladder to see me. It is not appropriate to call clairvoyance and clairvoyance to command. " Then the emperor frowned.
"Report, clairvoyance." Cried the little fairy.
"Two little fairies, with your keen ears and penetrating eyes, can this folk still have that handsome and strong man?"
"When I show my magic, I will report back to the Jade Emperor when I go." The two immortals bowed away.
After a while, two little fairies came back with floating clouds.
"When we report to the Jade Emperor, we will look at the people. All the married men are already married, and the others are magic people. They don't want to get married. For a while, there was really no suitable candidate. "
"Strange, strange, three thousand worlds, there is such a thing." The emperor of heaven doesn't understand.
Then the immortals looked at each other, and you said it without telling the truth for a long time.
This embarrassed the dragon prince. At this point, his already blue master's face became more and more livid, and his face seemed to have no dazzling blue light on weekdays.
Originally, the Dragon King of the West Sea was going to the Heavenly Palace to find his wife, and all the immortals who didn't want to make trouble looked at each other. Later generations have a cloud: "One family has a daughter, and a hundred families ask for it; The dragon has an eldest daughter, waiting to be married. "
"Don't worry, the king of the west sea. Why don't you have a son-in-law with your divine power? " The jade emperor ingratiated smile way.
"The emperor is in charge of the three realms. Naturally, people who are full don't know how hungry people are, so they don't know how rough the folk food is." The dragon king said helplessly.
"So, Long Jun has tasted the sufferings of the people?" The Jade Emperor asked.
"The immortal family, as the saying goes, does not know how expensive rice is." The dragon king sighed.
"In this way, I won't nag you at home. I will go down with you tomorrow to see how precious the rice in this world is and how deep your water is. " The jade emperor said.
As the saying goes, "Good colors need not be praised by others, but also their own efforts."
"Where is Yue Lao?" The jade emperor ordered
"Xianjia, my dad went to Yaochi yesterday, drank a few more cups and got drunk." A little fairy road.
"Yue Lao is not here, but you got a word this month." The jade emperor laughed.
"Well, then go out and find your father."
"This ....." Month small and the pie mouth.
"Why hesitate?" The jade emperor frowned.
"Whoever lives in this world is different from the rules of our heaven. The little fairy is afraid that her divine power is not enough to convince all beings."
"Heaven, the loss is more than enough; A man's way is not enough to serve. You have the right to be an official, but you entered the world in flesh, so you can do things cheaply, "said the Jade Emperor.
"Most people in this world are cautious, there is no such thing as heaven, regardless of you and me. In times of crisis, the immortals take care of each other. " Yuexiao is still evasive.
"So, you have the dragon's help, so don't push it away." The Jade Emperor glanced at the West Sea Dragon King.
"Brother, you still have my brother Long." West sea king hurriedly went on to say.
"Let it go, my father is drunk, and my son will take it to heaven. I hope he won't wake up when he comes back. " Yuexiao shows off his gag.
"He is drinking the royal wine of the Western Empress Dowager, and he won't wake up for a while." The jade emperor sneered.
At the same time, the dragon came to the earth with the moon in his arms.
At this time, it is already the era of Fuxi Nuwa, and Shennong has not yet been born.
"Nu Wa, Nu Wa, you have to stay close to me."
Fuxi urged.
"Fu Huang, don't worry, the princess can't keep up with you." Nu Wa left her pie mouth.
"Why don't I know when you will marry your concubine?" Fuxi frowned.
"You run too fast, the emperor's father has a secret order, and the elders with legs are princesses." Nu Wa smiled gently.
"Are your legs long in this world?" Fuxi is puzzled.
"Otherwise, who can keep up with you?" Nuwa is still stubborn with a smile.
"When all the women in this world have a good home, I will believe that your legs are the longest." Fuxi laughed.
"Ok, Fu Huang is right." Nu Wa stopped laughing.
While speaking, West Hailong, like the wind, rolled back to the West River with the moon.
"Dragon, dragon, how did you become a woodcutter as soon as you landed?" Yuexiao found that her body has also become a child wearing a red Chinese-style chest covering.
"Keep your voice down, don't let the whole world hear you." The dragon turned into a woodcutter and put his forefinger in his mouth.
"Why?"
"Children in this world can only say a few words when they are about three years old. When I ride you, I have turned you into a two-year-old child, "said the dragon."
"Well, the first time I came out to play, I just didn't talk." Yue Xiao began to be silent.
The woodcutter threw the firewood behind him into the ground, and suddenly it turned into a wisp of white smoke, and a witch appeared.
Who is this woman?
It turned out to be a woman named Meng in Xihe.
"Meng Po, what is the spring and autumn season on the earth now?" Asked the woodcutter.
"Long Ye, it is the first year of Fuxi Emperor."
Meng Po Road.
"Do you have any soup?" Asked the woodcutter
"Yes!"
"Knock this fairy down."
"Nuo" Meng Po seems to often receive orders for oversight.
Fairy boy didn't cry like an ordinary boy, but held his nose and drank it like medicine. ...
Predicting what will happen depends on the next decomposition.
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