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The kindergarten teacher asked her students, "Who can make sentences with the word' affirmation'?"

The first little girl said, "The sky must be blue."

The teacher said, "But sometimes the sky is gray or orange!" "

The second little boy said, "The tree must be green."

The teacher said, "But in autumn, the trees will turn brown."

At this time, Chu Yang in the back stood up and asked, "Teacher, does fart have color?"

The teacher said in surprise, "Of course not!"

"Well, I must have pooped my pants!"

A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, where are you from?" I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! ! ! "College students replied to the enemy's words and were electrocuted. ...

He said, "I'm from TV University!"

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