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What does Lianyungang dialect always mean?
Lianyungang Mandarin (Explanation)
Eat and chat.
kowtow
Fix sb.' s ass
Never turn your ankle alone.
Every cane walks with its elbow.
Don't leave your chin.
Stuff your cheeks.
Feel the soles of your feet touching the soles of your feet.
armpit
Uncle Milk (Dad) and Grandma (Male)
Tired aunt
Aunt Dan (south of Haizhou)
Five votes in favor.
Bedwetting after collapse
Although the dragon is very wet in bed.
Hold the basket leg, bow the leg
Snowman is a shame.
People who like to play weird games or tell dirty jokes.
Before each move, once (young people don't say it now)
Sailfish crucian carp
Red carp carp
Hairy eel
It's unlucky to pull a pit. It's terrible.
Chaoyang fool, 250
Dogs have no conscience to eat.
Play tricks on people every day
Jin Pi Lang Tang (shirtless) is shirtless.
Naked gold ingot
1. Have you eaten?
B: Huh?
B means
Answer yes.
B not yet.
What does C have to do with you?
2. A: An old man is full of research on a little one, and he is trying to get rid of his widow.
Really?
A probably means
A big mouse taught a little mouse a lesson in a mouse hole.
A big dog is fighting with a kitten.
This big cat is catching a kitten.
An old woman is chatting with a child.
An adult and a child are cleaning the glass.
Note: classic Lianyungang dialect!
3. Why do you keep talking?
B: I'm sorry ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
How can you say that?
B has been talking.
C is too direct.
4. student a is taking an exam: this topic is too popular!
~~~~
A it's too simple.
B is so sick.
C can be sold.
5.b out of the teacher's office: ouch!
~~~~
A that's too bad.
The office is too dirty.
C injustice!
6. A: Can you take off my knickers and cut them?
I'm Kao Hua. Don't even think about it.
What is the means?
Can you cut my hair?
B By the way, help me with my paper-cutting homework, too.
Take me to have my hair cut.
None of the above d is correct.
I failed the exam.
B: it's swollen back to the temple
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What's the matter?
What's the matter?
C because of illness?
8. Are you so swollen?
B: looking for K.
Uniqueness refers to
A is badly swollen.
B is arbitrary
Strange choice
9. Look, you took your first photo.
Bao, have you lived enough?
A means
A Come on, I'll take your picture.
We are husband and wife.
C, look at you stupid
Stop guessing, it's you!
10. A: I don't know how powerful it is to attack you without stabbing (the first sound).
B: ...
What is the means?
A, find a thorn and poke B.
B is looking for B to fight one-on-one
C detritus
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