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What do friends say when they are in confinement?

1, those days and nights, every moment of confinement, every minute seems to be yesterday. Although there are pains, tears and unhappiness, it's all because love is right, baby. Thank you for letting me be your mother, make persistent efforts.

2, in order to facilitate confinement, cut your hair too short, stretch marks, thick swollen legs, ugly to your face! I cried with my husband wronged, but he laughed at me and said it was beautiful! I hope you will be a woman in your next life and give birth to my children.

3. From conception to delivery, women have to go through three tortures: pregnancy, delivery and confinement. The most painful thing is childbirth! The most desperate thing is confinement!

4. Cry … I know I've been wronged, and I've cried all the misery and grievances of this year. Now I will cry and wait for the baby to come out and rest in peace!

Life is like this, so is confinement. Those who serve are also wronged, and those who are served are also wronged. In short, they are not happy.

6. I really won't wronged myself, and I don't know if this is good or not. It is said that I have to pay for my confinement. I was just wondering whether to take a shower, but I decided to take a shower today. Alas, people were born in summer and can last for a month. Why am I so impatient?

7. Is there anyone who can't eat well and sleep well besides me? I'm so tired that my waist is going to break!

8. The tears that flow after marriage are all water that enters the brain before marriage. This sentence is for yourself now, dear me, please remember the injustice you are suffering now! From now on, please live beautifully! You are still in confinement, you must be strong!

9. It's really hard to be confined for four days ... not only the physical pain, but also the pain and injustice in my heart. People with my personality can't stand being disturbed by others and being ignored by people they care about.

10, at some moments, I still think of the days when I was alone in my hometown and feel lonely and helpless that I will never forget. Being wronged is not good for everyone.