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Chatting with boys

1, when you are happy, my mood is sunny; When you are sad, I am in the thunderstorm. Because I love you, I want to feel all your feelings. If there is no moon, I can't miss you. If there is no sun, I don't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle and time flies, how can I forget you? 3. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just for one day, you gently walk on the roadside and fall down for you! If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes kept blinking, so I died! When you miss me, come to me. When you see me, bring fruit, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me. 6. I enjoyed every minute with you. I hope you are as happy as I am. I feel sweet at the thought of your name. 7. I feel very happy because of you. If I am not the happiest woman in the world, I am also the second happiest woman in the world. Anyway, I'm glad. 8. How beautiful the stars are in the sky. Without you, everything will die. Every lonely night, you know, I miss you silently. 9. Honey, I can't forget you. Maybe only time can help me. But, dear, after so long, I still can't forget you! 10, from the moment I saw you, my soul seemed to be taken away by you, and your shadow occupied every memory of me. Can you understand my infatuation? 1 1. I am a vine and you are a tree. The meaning of my life is to cling to you, care about you and care about the happiness of our life. 12, the wind blew away the vicissitudes of life; Rain, taking away the confusion; In this world, you have dreams, see you and see the direction of progress; Love you is not negotiable! 13, I always knew I loved you, but I didn't say it because I couldn't stop thinking about you. Now I say this because I care about you. 14, because of the stars, the night is no longer dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of hope; My world is wonderful because of you! 15, take her hand to your heart and say to her: I want to give you a special gift. From now on, this place belongs only to you. Do you want to come in and chat with boys? Sir, do you want to accept my sweet troubles? I would rather be your person than be a better person. Second, talk less and be afraid of regret; By the way, I'm afraid of interrupting. I like you, four words, just right. Third, you are like the dividing line between the summer solstice and the sun, which is the longest day in my life. The irresistible love words of boys are so sweet that they are numb and excellent. In fact, I open a small flower for you in my heart every day. When you live in it, you will have your own garden. I have seen you, and I remember you. This city is naturally suitable for falling in love, and you are naturally suitable for my spirit. 6. After meeting you, my great ambition and passion turned into a simple wish, and I want to go home with you on the dusk road. I showed you my heroic bone, and my charm was accepted by you. What do you want to give me in return I don't believe the poet's feelings. I hope you will be a prodigal son for the rest of your life. Eight, the time with you is dazzling, because the weather is good, because the weather is bad, because the weather is just right. 9. In a bustling place, find an uninhabited valley, build a wooden house, pave a bluestone path, and feel at ease with you in the morning. Ten, good things like to share with others, but it is best to just want to be private, such as you. I will still believe that the stars can talk. After crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter, you will eventually arrive. I never listen to love words, but to me, everything you say is love words. Chatting with boys 3 1 "Can you stop calling me" you "?" "Fool, I called you because you are in my heart!" 2. "My eyes can unlock your IphoneX." "Why?" "My eyes are full of your appearance!" 3. "Hey, let me ask you a personal question?" "What?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "no!" "Do you want me to introduce you to one?" "Who is it?" "That man has the same surname as me, and his name is (euphemistically mysterious)" 4. "The fortune teller calls me Wang Fu." "Do you want to verify it?" 5. "What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world?" Water? ""no, it's my eyes. "Why?" Because I only have eyes for you. I guess you must have broken the law recently. ""why? " "You stole my heart. "7." Do you know why I am afraid of you? " "I don't know" and "because I was born afraid of my husband" 8. "Have you gained weight recently? ""No ""Then why are you so heavy in my heart? "9." Why do I love you? About this question? I want to answer it all my life 10? I can't seem to find my way? Where are you going? How to get to your heart? "1 1" Why do you always forget things? " "What's missing?" "Lost me! "12," Your legs must be very tired ","Why ","You've been running in my head all day "13," I'm going to take a shower ","How can you? " "What happened to the bath?" "You should have taken mine" 14, "Miss, please give it back to me!" "what!" "My heart, you took it away with your eyes! 15 "I like a girl very much now." "Who do you like?" "You can see her when the phone turns black. "16", can you laugh? ""... ""I forgot to add sugar to my coffee "17," Everything can go wrong. " "Don't think about me. "18," Do you like to get rich ","Of course I do ","I don't like it, I like to hug you "19," I have super powers. " "What is it?" "I like you very much. "20. I am looking for a shop. What store is it? Your phone number is 2 1. Guess what I want to eat. I don't know. I'm watching you. 22. Can I add pudding to milk tea? "Yes" "Can I add pearls?" "Can I add everything?" "Yes" and "Then add a WeChat" 23. "You are like a relative of my family. ""what? " "My dad's son-in-law. "24." What should I do on the day of 520? " "confession! "I love you! 25. "You must come when I get married. ""why? ""Because it would be embarrassing without a groom "26." Tell me if you have a crush on me. What about a crush on each other? Is it silly? "