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The Tang Dynasty wrote a brilliant stroke in the history of our country. During the Tang Dynasty, not only the national strength was strong, but also the people in the Tang Dynasty were very open, and even modern people blushed at some behaviors. The story of Yang Guifei and An Lushan has always been talked about by people. One is the favorite concubine of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and the other is a general of ethnic minorities. Later generations wrote their feelings in a confusing way. Some people even say that Yang Guifei and An Lushan have feelings, and Yang Guifei even bathed An Lushan. What is this? Let's take a look with Bian Xiao.

An Lushan, Yang Guifei and An Lushan were both military commanders, because their exploits were appreciated by Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and then officials were bribed with heavy gifts. Since then, it has risen all the way and won the favor of Tang Xuanzong. New Tang book? Queen? Yang Guifei's biography once recorded: At the beginning, An Lushan had a sideline, which was favored by the emperor. He made a letter to his aunt as his brother, and Lushan's mother was a princess, so there must be a banquet when she came to Korea. Later, An Lushan went to Beijing to visit the sage, but he went to visit Yang Guifei first, which puzzled Tang Xuanzong. An Lushan explained: I am the semi-final of the conference, and Hu people always put mom first and dad last. ? Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was quite happy to hear this sentence, so Yang Guifei became An Lushan's? Dopted mother? . Actually, An Lushan is older than Yang Guifei at this time 16 years old. I can only say that he is too thick-skinned to get out.

Since then, the relationship between An Lushan and Yang Guifei has rapidly warmed up. An Lushan himself is a big fat man, but he dances well. Both Yang Guifei and Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty enjoyed watching him dance, and An Lushan gradually gained their trust by relying on his own talents. An Shi Rebellion celebrated his birthday, according to the custom of the Tang Dynasty? Wash three? That is to say, when Yang Guifei bathes An Lushan, she will make a comedy. The ladies-in-waiting prepared a widened bathtub for An Lushan. An Lushan, who weighed 300 Jin, entered the bathtub naked, but? Dopted mother? Yang Guifei bathed him beside him at this time. Finally, after a good bath, An Lushan was wrapped in a bath towel like a baby, and Yang Guifei shouted like a mother? Ruhr, Ruhr, good baby? Next to the maid-in-waiting bodyguard laughed. It can be seen that both Yang Guifei and the ladies-in-waiting regard An Lushan as a joke, which is also the purpose of An Lushan. Who would have thought that he almost destroyed the seemingly harmless Tang Dynasty?

It also reached the ears of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty, but he was not disgusted with it, because? Wash three? This is a traditional custom in the Tang Dynasty, so Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty felt that it was understandable for Yang Guifei to bathe her adopted son. This shows that people in the Tang Dynasty were really open. This kind of thing is hard to say in modern times. It is hard to imagine that this happened in the Tang Dynasty thousands of years ago. So the Tang Dynasty is not only a powerful dynasty, but also some of its customs are very interesting.