Collect 10 brain teasers and three jokes!

: 1, the mouse with two feet is Mickey Mouse, and what kind of duck is the duck with two feet? All ducks have two feet.

2. Why don't you beat the eggs? The egg is broken, but the hammer is not. )

3. What will happen to the person who falls into the water first? (wet clothes)

4. Which celebrity is the easiest to be invited by us? (Cao Cao)

5. What is the disease that money can cure? (poor disease)

6. How will a person cross a single-plank bridge, with a lion in front and a tiger behind? (fainting)

7. How can we make bicycles run as fast as trains? (Put the bike on the train)

8. Lao Li dozed off in his chair and didn't know where he was when he woke up. Why? He overslept on the train.

9. What's Big Brother's name? (mobile phone)

10, the air in the ball, what's in the lifebuoy? (person)

Joke:

1, where is Xiaoming? He has an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV in the evening.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I mean,' Mom, I think it's over'.

2,

Once KTV ordered a song, MM yelled: Give me a Shuang Jie cut with a stick every week.

The president and the English teacher visited a middle school in France. The headmaster spoke in the auditorium and the English teacher translated.

Principal: "Teachers and students!"

English teacher: "ladies"

and

Gentlemen! "

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

English teacher-_-! After thinking for a while, he said, "Good.

Good morning! "

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher: ...

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4. Mom: "Son, son! Come on! it

be

also

Relax. What is this? "

Son: "'this is too simple'."

Mom: "Why not make it simple?"

Son: "Oh, it's so easy!" "

Mom: "You didn't think I would hit you, did you?"

After speaking, he taught his son a lesson.

Then, my mother asked again:

"What do you mean by the word' what'?"

Son: "What?"

Mom: "What do I mean by' what'?"

Son: "What!"

Say that finish, the mother taught her son a lesson again. ...