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How to find a topic to chat with blind date
People who can chat never pay attention to what topic to talk about, but to the chat itself. How to find a topic is related to one's experience, culture, knowledge and emotional intelligence. So you can't become talkative in a day or two, so here is a way to become talkative quickly: keyword chat.
Example:
Me: Have you eaten? (Bring up the topic) (Keywords: dinner)
MM: I ate it.
Me: What did you eat? (triggered by keyword eating)
MM: Beef noodles.
Me: Did you make it yourself? (triggered by the keyword rice)
I can't cook. I bought it.
Me: You can't even cook. A girl can't even cook. See how you got married.
MM: I don't want to do it. My mother used to do this.
Me: It was before, and now it is now. Now you have grown up. Girls should learn to cook. Don't you cook as a wife? (Previously, this keyword triggered a new keyword "adult wife")
I haven't decided to get married. (Keywords Marriage)
Me: Your mother loves you very much.
MM: My mother loves me very much. I am the youngest. Of course it will hurt me. (Keywords: lowest)
Me: Are you the youngest? Do you have any brothers or sisters? (A new keyword brother is triggered by the smallest keyword)
My sister BLABLABLAL. (Many) I found that the key words used here are all similar. I'll go back to the keyword marriage in the previous conversation right away. I can chat with the keywords that appear in the conversation between the superior and the subordinate!
Me: haven't you decided what kind of person you want to marry? (triggered by the keyword marriage)
I haven't decided yet, BLABLABLAL. (Many) (Key words: I don't know)
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