Yellow jokes about everyday objects.

In fact, it is also a way to express our love to say some dirty jokes with our girlfriends in our daily life. We can only say it when we are very close, so here are some dirty jokes about routine objects.

Routine object dirty paragraph 1 1, I'll make you a cow and a horse, will you give the grass ~

2. I hope to be young all my life when I make love, and I am eager to get old instantly when I hug.

Are you free this Sunday?

There are 70 ways to please you, one is shopping and the other is 69 ways.

I have been unruly, but I am upset about you in bed.

You know my depth and I know your length.

7. Good love is three meals a day.

8. What do you do during sex and who do you make friends with?

9, with Lao zi, I let you sleep loudly.

10, I am so straight and the longest river is the most round in the lonely smoke in the desert.

1 1, the spring breeze is ten miles, so I might as well sleep with you.

12, lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you, the glacier is you.

13, my most important thing is: eat, drink, pull, disperse, sleep, you, sorry, there is a comma in front.

14, I am a down-to-earth person, and I believe that "the sky" will last for a long time.

15, rice in the pot, people in bed. Help yourself ~

16, we drank and strayed into the other side's restricted area.

17, you can smell your hormones through the screen.

18, getting drunk is a very pornographic thing, because all you can think about is you.

Of all the flowers in the world, I only take your honey.

20. I like Kukuiki and Jang Keun Suk. You should like Han Geng better, right?

2 1. If I am the sea, you are the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you.

22. I love you late, and I only "slap" you all my life.

Dirty segment 2 of the routine object. Love words of everyday things

1, freeze your love in this second and have eternal happiness.

No matter in this life or in the afterlife, all I want is you.

My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

4. Will you like me? ""no ""then I'll teach you. "

5. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

Is there anything you won't do? I won't leave you.

7. Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

8. I don't allow you to be the happiest, because with you, I am already the happiest in the world, so you can only rank second!

9. I think I will reach an agreement, so that we can be as happy as tonight for the rest of our lives.

10, as long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

1 1. I can't declare that I love you just because you are too beautiful.

12, "Guess where my heart is?" "It must be left." "The fault is on your side."

13, "Was there an earthquake just now?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "

14, "I went to get back together with my ex-girlfriend after breaking up with you", "Why" and "Because you are my ex-girlfriend after breaking up"

15, "Nobody likes me", "Hello, my name is nobody"

Every city will rain. "It's like I miss you everywhere I go."

17, "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "Do you think the whole world is heavy?"

18, "Your sense of existence is like air", "Really" and "I can't live without you"

19, "What does the person you like look like?" "Go home and look in the mirror."

20. "Go ahead, I'm afraid I'll hold you back." "Nothing, my legs are thick."

2 1, "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

22. "Do you have a map?" "Ah?" "I seem to be lost in your eyes."

23. "Do you smell anything?" "No" "The air has become sweet since you came out."

24. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

25. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

26. "Do you know the difference between drinking stars?" "The stars are in the sky" and "You are in my heart"

27. "Which hurts more when I hit you with an iron bar or a wooden stick", "Iron bar" and "No, I feel uncomfortable"

28. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you get used to getting lost"

29. "I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week." "Well, how to reduce it?" "Put your heart on me."

30. "I think you are particularly like a game." "What game?" Minecraft

3 1, "I feel selfish." "Where is selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

32. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

33. "We may have been shot by an arrow." "Ah?" "Cupid's Arrow"

34. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

Shall we learn to swim together? Yes, so that we can love each other.

36. "I have put up with you for a long time." "Hey, what are you going to do?" "Endure you all your life."

37. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I just can't help thinking about you."

38. "My blood sugar is low." "You are quick to tell me something sweet."

39. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" " "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

40. "I'm listening to your song, single cycle." "I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle."

4 1, "I want to change my style recently" "What style?" "I can't do it without you."

42. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

43. "A family of three, husband, wife and son, what is left after the husband and son go out to travel?" "Wife" and "Alas, here it is."

44. "Why can a compass draw a circle?" "Because,,, its heart has not changed."

45. "Life is short, since I met you", "Why" and "Because the sweet part is long"

46. "I have gained a lot of weight recently." "Probably because I have you in my heart."

Yellow jokes of routine objects 3 love stories of routine girlfriends

First, your lips are really beautiful, suitable for saying that you love me and more suitable for kissing me.

Second, I think you approached me to hurt me and make me like you so much.

Third, why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and your hands hurt after watching them several times.

Fourth, I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage.

Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

Eight, I can't extricate myself, except the radish in other people's fields, and my love for you.

It will snow in spring, rain in summer, windy in autumn and sunny in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

I don't know when I began to see everything about you, but I want to say something in a low voice, mine.

Eleven, the best time is in the self-study class, you are reading a book, I am watching you, the content is different, but the intention is the same.

Twelve, you are not a peach blossom that welcomes the spring, nor a pear flower that wins the snow. All I know is that when you show your eyebrows, you occupy half of my heart.

Thirteen, sleeping is also you, waking is also you, pervasive is also you, eating is also you, walking is also you, looking through autumn water is still you.

Fourteen, when I mention you to others, there will always be a lot of pictures about you in my mind.

Fifteen, I like you, like to love you as the center, to protect you as the radius, even the pi has become 520.

Sixteen, you are cute now, you will be cute when you grow up, you will be cute when you are old, and you will be cute when you die.

I'm still a blank sheet of paper in front of you. After meeting you, I became a pile of love letters.

I need you, just like fur coat in winter, ice cream in summer, light bulb in the dark, and toast in hunger.

Nineteen, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you and me in the cycle of generations.

Twenty, yes, it's a breeze, it's morning dew, it's a red cheek. In Qian Qian, there is no other space except you.

Twenty-one, just because I saw you a few more times in the crowd, I will never forget your face. Just because you look back and smile, I miss you day and night.

Twenty-two, you are the flower of the tree, and the swallows are whispering among the beams. You are love, warmth and hope, and you are April day on earth. -Lin

23. Do you smell it? After you appeared, the air was sweet.

Why do I like you so much? The next day, I swore that I would never like you again. As a result, the next day, I seem to like you more than yesterday.

Twenty-five, in the days with you, catching a breeze at will is the whole romantic youth.

Twenty-six, Sansheng is lucky to meet you. It's good to be lucky only twice in life, once to meet you and once to the end.

I'm going to take you to see the clear sky Wan Li, and I want to tell you loudly that I'm crazy about you.

Twenty-eight, sweet and sour to share with you, three meals and four seasons to accompany you, this world is worth it.

Twenty-nine, I just want to hold your hand all my life, from morning till night.

Where you are, the weather is sunny and everything is lovely.

Dirty paragraphs of routine objects 4 routine love words for girlfriends

Girl, would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me?

Second, I can't help myself, except the radish in other people's fields, and my love for you.

Third, write your name on the real estate license. My mother can swim, and it is difficult to have an adult. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

Fourth, your smile has withstood the wind and frost, and it is the most beautiful sun I have ever seen.

Do you know what is the biggest difference between you and the fairy? The fairy is in the sky and you are by my side.

6. If we grow old together, the phrase "I like you" is a milestone; If not, it's an epitaph.

I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

Eight, like ah, is prevarication, is careful, is serious, is timid.

May you smile when you hear my name and give me a hug when you see me again.

Ten, my love for you is like a tractor going up the hill, vigorous!

Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

Thirteen, stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute.

The world is a giant doll machine. I stand at the window and just want you.

15. I hope the life with you in the future will be gentle and interesting, not too intense. There is no need to worry about three meals and four seasons. After all, I have a lifetime to waste with you.

Sixteen, I heard that the girl takes good care of her home, and I want to hear more about it for the rest of my life.

17. I hope you are like a beautiful mountain river, which many people yearn for, but belongs to me.

Eighteen, after you get married, if it's not me, I'll move next door to your house and be a quiet old king.

Nineteen, I want to see you, after a flurry of smoking, in the ordinary day after day.

I hope I am your minority hobby. I am full of joy when I hide, and I am proud when I show off.

Twenty-one, I really want to have a long, long future with you. I really want to get everyone's blessing with you. I really want to accompany you through life, be warm to each other and live up to each other.

Twenty-two, you know, the standard for me to find someone is one word, and that is "you".

You are a lovely person. You really deserve to meet the best person. I really hope I am.

Twenty-four, we stood for a long time, then turned white. In my old age and the rest of my life, love in my eyes is exactly what you look like.