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What's so particular about Yang Jian's tattoos?

You can get a tattoo. There's nothing to be particular about.

I know all the famous tattoo artists in major cities in China, so I won't say their names so as not to say that they are suspected of advertising.

Foreign countries also know some, such as Paul, Philip, Japan Huangyan and so on. And I have never heard of tattoos and five elements.

You are still young, don't believe such nonsense!

Often, some social hooligans like to spread rumors that they can't tattoo dragons, can't tattoo Guan Gong and can't recite them. Some people can't tattoo immortals, so they are cut down, and some people can't tattoo dragons, so they are arrested. . . Hehe, this is a joke in the professional tattoo circle.

I committed a crime outside, and my tattoo was cut and caught. I didn't do anything wrong outside, but I got 500 arhats tattooed all over my body, and I still have a good appetite, delicious food and great health!

Tattoos, your favorite patterns, commemorative patterns, personalized patterns designed according to requirements, etc. Has nothing to do with your birthday.

Tattooists are not immortals and have no special functions. If you tattoo Erlang God, it just means that you have this image tattooed. There is no magic.

Do it if you like, and don't have any psychological burden.