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After 00, qq, which is very popular, automatically replies 50 funny sentences.
2. Sleep mode has been turned on.
Please press five to continue firing.
4. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
You'll see it later.
6. This is too much.
7. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up by transferring money.
8. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.
9. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can You Ever Forgive Me?
10. On the score.
1 1. Add a friend reply 5
12. Restore skill cooldown.
13. The breeze refuses to come, and the scorching sun refuses to dusk.
14. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.
15. I don't want you to think, I just want to think, I don't think I want to talk to you.
16. Press one for typing and chatting.
17. I am sunbathing. Don't bother me.
18. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.
19. Press six for the game.
20. I can't read it back
2 1. I want to buy some oranges You stay here and don't walk around.
22. Hello, please check your new love order in time.
23. I have never been the most special one.
24. If you are dating Zisi, don't send me a message to avoid misunderstanding.
25. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.
Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning, I'm sorry for the party, the country and the people.
27. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.
28. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.
29. Don't ask me for money.
30. For others, please press seven.
3 1. If you come to see me and I'm not here, please take the flowers and sit outside my door for a while. They are very warm.
32. Your handsome father is on his way.
33. People who are good in a hubbub deserve to be wronged.
34. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.
35. I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?
36. Please be patient.
37. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.
38. I used an automatic reply to indicate that I still want to talk to you.
39. [Automatic reply] Fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.
40. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.
4 1. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harp and harp are harmonious, the fairy sound is lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.
42. Ask Flash for help if you need anything. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.
43. I can't move, I can't get through. You are welcome to visit.
44. Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi
45. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.
46. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you are in trouble, you can flash or want want. I'm not here now anyway!
47. Dudu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.
48. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.
49. [Automatic reply] Because you are too fat, running resistance is great. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~
Fifty funny and provocative quotations automatically replied in 2022
2022 funny provocation automatically replies to the quotation 1 1. Don't call me, I'm not here.
2. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.
3. [Automatic reply] Come back immediately after the advertisement.
As long as I have read all these, I will reply to you, and I will tell you that the deer niche is full of depression, the pond is full of epilepsy, the steel is full of love, and the flowers feed back to the arrogant niche.
5. Hello
6. Because you are too fat, your running resistance will be great, and you will come soon.
7. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.
8. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.
9. Sleep mode has been turned on.
10. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.
1 1. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please shout, shout and become a pig.
12. What brings you here? Did Timis win?
13. Read.
14. If you don't reply to the message, you are in love.
15. Seize the time quietly for the fleeting time.
16. The other party is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.
17. Life is so long, what's wrong with waiting for dad.
18. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.
19. So, so, what do you want to express?
20. I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
2 1. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.
22. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.
23. The prince is busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.
24. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in right now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.
2022 funny provocation automatic reply quotation 2 25. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double skin milk, jelly, seaweed, chocolate burger, chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry orange, green lemon, apple, watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.
26. Your Princess Le Yan is busy now. Please contact me after nine o'clock!
27. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.
28. If you don't come back, you are herding cattle. If you don't come back, you will lose the cow.
29. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.
30. Your message has been sent, and the other party has read it, but it won't reply.
3 1. Han Han is hibernating.
32. Where is Mother Hadron?
33. If you don't answer the news, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.
34. How many times do I have to say that only money can call me to be an attractive woman like me?
35. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the rivers and lakes.
36. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask the horse for advice in advance.
37. Sorry, I'm busy now, so I won't talk to you later.
38. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.
39. I didn't see the news just now Send it again ...
40. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.
4 1. Because there is nothing to do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so be it.
42. Please enter 520. I love you and call me.
43. You smile at the flowers, and the sky is full of sunset.
44. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.
45. Submerged in the sea of knowledge, Gollum.
46.what are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can You Ever Forgive Me?
47. I am submerged in the ocean of learning.
48. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.
Fifty simple, lovely and interesting automatic reply sentences
Some simple, lovely and interesting automatic reply sentences-1. Hadron, what do you say, mom? It's always been like this.
2. Tell Dad to come back
But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.
4. I went to the universe to pick up stars. I'll be right back, o~?
Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you later with the halberd painted by Tanaka.
6. I'm Wang Yuan. She's asleep. I'll call you back when she wakes up.
7. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.
8. Ding-dong, my reply password is I love you!
9. Show your cards, I don't want to chat with you.
10. All our services are virtual services and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.
1 1. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.
12.? Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.
13. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope the baby won't be hooked up by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will make time for her.
14.? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.
15. Your Princess Le Yan is busy now, please contact me after nine o'clock!
16. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.
17. Your little baby is not here, but your father is.
Some simple, lovely and interesting automatic reply sentences 2 18. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to accept the gentleness of the world and come to see you.
19. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.
20. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.
2 1. I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!
22. I didn't reply to your message because I like you too much. I have been typing messages in the dialog box for a long time, and I am always dissatisfied with deleting them. I want to write perfectly, or I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.
23. Hello, I am replying automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.
24. You smile at the flowers, and the sky is full of sunset.
25. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
26. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.
27. Because there is nothing you can do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so be it.
28. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.
29. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.
30. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play the super flash, or you can play the Want Want team. I really can't go to Ryder League. I'm not here now anyway.
3 1. 14 Go to Magic Fairy Castle and play cards with Magic Fairy King. If you have something to do, go to Maggie Michelle and Xiaolan and let them tell me through the music box.
32. Automatic reply cannot be read back.
33. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 2.
34. I'm not free. I'm busy
Some simple, lovely and interesting automatic reply sentences 35. [Automatic reply] Please press 1 for manual service.
36. A lifetime is so long, why don't you wait for me?
37.? You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.
38. Sleep mode has started.
39. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.
40. I'm a Teletubby. Without an antenna, we can't communicate.
4 1. It's closed today.
42.what brings you here? Did Timis win?
43. Submerged in the sea of knowledge, Gollum.
44. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.
45. I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...
46. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.
47. Hello, if you need anything, please find ChaoFlash or call Want Want. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.
48. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.
49. Don't call me, I'm not here.
50.what brings you here? Did Timis win?
Fifty QQ selective automatic reply sentences that young people want to break
QQ selectively and automatically replies to sentence 1 1. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!
2. The signal connection with the Magic Elf Castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.
3. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.
I was very busy when I was away.
5. I touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you have anything to do, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.
6. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.
7. Welcome to leave a message.
8. Han Han is hibernating
9. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.
10. DuDu, I'm a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.
1 1. I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.
12. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can You Ever Forgive Me?
13. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.
14. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.
15. Your friend has been arrested by the Maritime Safety Administration for leaking krusty krab's secret recipe. She will contact you after she is released.
16. There is a mole, and it is not convenient to reply now.
17. The deceived person deserves to be wronged.
18.? Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.
19. Welcome to call China sand sculpture customer service hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass continuation, 5 for fire continuation, 6 for others, 7 for online chat, and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.
20. If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!
2 1. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.
22. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.
23. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.
24. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, potato chicken ribs, Sprite coke cans, mango orange, green lemon, apple orange watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.
25. Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I don't know. Goodbye!
QQ selective automatic reply sentence 2 to be broken by young people 26. Gollum Magic Elf Castle Line is connecting you.
27. Hello.
28. For voice chat, please press 2.
29. Because there is nothing you can do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so be it.
30. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.
3 1. Hadron's mother is here.
32. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.
33. Please press five to continue firing.
34. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 2.
35. I can't read it back
If you don't reply, you will let the cow go. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.
37. Your persistence may be tangled in his eyes.
38. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.
39. A lifetime is so long, why don't you wait for me?
40.what brings you here? Did Timis win?
4 1. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig and has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.
42.? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.
I don't like you anymore. All I got was grievances.
44. If you come to see me and I'm not here, please take the flowers and sit outside my door for a while. They are very warm.
45. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.
46. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
47. The prince is busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.
48. Silent mode is turned on.
49. You smile at the flowers, and the sky is full of sunset.
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