I want to find a joke about Li as a diary. He is bald.

Bald Diary Author: Li Dang watched more and more bald heads shining on campus on June 2, and I couldn't help feeling alive. To tell the truth, it seems that I have never seen it since I was a child, except for shaving the full moon, so it is very tempting for me to shave my head. When I first entered the university, it seemed that I should be calm and cruel. I walked towards the barber shop. There are still a few people waiting inside. The boss said, "Do you want a crew cut for such short hair?" I said, "No, Ricoh." The boss smiled and said to the others, "Give priority to the haircut, just five minutes." Ten minutes later, I walked out of the barber shop with countless things on my scalp. I feel it. It hurts a little. I feel like a monk, and I think I might have been born a monk in my last life. Back in the dormitory, roommates were surprised. After laughing wildly, everyone couldn't help touching it and saying, "Well, it feels so good! Go, go, use my head as a rag? I'm anxious with whoever touches my head! C_ma) Mrs. He said: It was sunny on June 5, and I was surfing the Internet today, so I couldn't help telling my classmates about Ricoh in other places. Unexpectedly, he told me a joke-a girl was taking a bath in the bathroom, and the parrot at home shouted: I saw it, I saw it! The girl was angry and said to the parrot, If you bark again, I will pluck your hair! The next day, a bald man came to the girl's house. The parrot immediately flew to the guest's shoulder and asked, Hey, did you see it too? After the story, my classmates kept asking me, did you do something bad? I was so angry that I almost fainted ... c _ ma (original cognate, Mrs. He said: June 10 was sunny, and I was a little depressed recently ... It was normal that I didn't go to the theory class this afternoon. It's not the first time I've missed class. Unexpectedly, after half a class, the teacher looked around the classroom and said that someone seemed to be absent today, but he didn't come. Everyone shouted below, here we are, here we are, that's enough. The teacher said slowly, which bald head? I remember a bald man in your class. He didn't come today? Later, when my classmates told me about it, my heart was sour. It seems that I will never miss class again ... I want to cry. C_ma (the same root, Mrs. He said: June 1 1, please don't shine any more. Because of yesterday's class, I attended all six classes today, but new problems appeared again. For example, as soon as I took a nap or something, the teacher's "caring" eyes passed through dozens of people and immediately came over: Which bald classmate had enough sleep? I had to raise my eyelids and look at him. Teachers in the foreign languages department don't know us very well. Usually reading the roster or counting the student number is like winning the lottery. It is up to one's luck to point out who is unlucky. Now, the teacher doesn't even look at the roster, so he invites bald students ... what bad luck. C_ma (originally from the same root, He Laoshi said: I decided not to answer the teacher's persistent questions before it was cloudy on June 13. Today, the teacher seems to be quite good, at least fair. I will be relieved if I don't directly point my head, the old method and the roster. " Li dang, please answer my question. "Good luck, so you can also order me! However, I still don't want to answer, there is no answer. " Is Li Dang there? "The teacher shouted again, and my heart was a little hairy." He didn't come! "I shouted a voice, and my classmates looked at me with admiration." Why didn't you come? ""sick. "water under the bridge. We must grit our teeth and stick to it. " Then why don't you write a leave of absence? Tell him to come to my office this afternoon. ""all right. "I'm going to ask someone to help me." Then, please ask your bald classmate to answer my question just now. "The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher was laughed a little puzzling. I didn't do anything bad like murder and arson, so how come no one can pass me! "I won't. "I stood up bravely and simply fought to the end." Isn't it that simple? Come to my office with Li Dang this afternoon. I don't want to live! C_ma) Born from the same root, Mrs. He said: 18 It rained in June, and finally succeeded in persuading the other two to behead. There were three bald heads at the beginning of our class, and my nightmare was shared by two-thirds of the people. I am very grateful to them and regard them as bosom friends, so I sat with them in English class today. My bald head lit up half the sky and the teacher's eyes. The three of us were absent-mindedly listening to the class when the English teacher said, please stand up for the second bald classmate in the second row. I looked around, made clear my geographical position, and stood up reluctantly. "1: 58 How to express it in English?" The teacher is laughing. I don't know what he is happy about. It's simple, I blurted out, two to two. (Bald) Then, the whole classroom laughed! Oh, my God, it's being played again!

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