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Friend message board message short sentence

1, friends are the fate of a lifetime, meet by chance, and live forever. Winter is coming again, the weather is getting colder and colder, and the temperature drops sharply. Only the blessing is as usual. May you take care of yourself and live a happy and healthy life.

2, friends are raincoats, even if you can't remember the sunny days, the rainy season will accompany you; Love is coarse cloth, even if it is not beautiful, it can keep out the cold; My parents are both old cotton-padded jackets. Although they are not fashionable or even clumsy, they are the most protective and warm.

3. Friends respect each other and morality; Friends meet and have sex; Friends go with each other and do righteousness; Friends believe that faith is sincere; Friends get along, in their hearts; Friends cherish each other and cherish fate! Friends wish each other happiness!

4. Struggle is the passport of success, and beauty is the epitaph of failure. Stop haggling over your appearance, the key is to build your own strong heart. Friend, Xifeng is an example. You are more inspirational than her. You can do it!

5, normal heart, passed, happy, and happy; Relax, pick it up, put it down, and don't take things to heart; Bless you: happy every day, happy every second.

6. When friends get married, you are responsible for receiving red envelopes. Friends say that you have worked hard, and all the red envelopes you received are yours. You were overjoyed and couldn't help laughing and laughing ... you woke up. Alas, I told you to dream less!

7. My friend took the IELTS test and got the oral questions. He habitually said: I am ri! Who wants the examiner to know a little Chinese? Ask him what he means. He said that "the sun" means to motivate yourself with the help of the power of the sun.

8, friends and friends, please pay attention to, often decompression and deflation. Too much pressure hurts the body, Yan Lao is short-lived and angry. Today's health is bought with wealth, but tomorrow's regrets will be different. Often go out to play, work and relax.

9. Life is plain, life is simple, the seasons are warm and cold, and the road is tortuous. Happiness is what you are looking for, friends are what you are thinking about, and greeting you is really my short message.

10, worried and speechless, send love in the wind to convey your heart; Greetings, silent, not because of distance, may good luck accompany you; Life is full of happiness, as long as you work hard, the harvest belongs to you; Besides missing you, I miss you. Wish you all the best!

1 1, listen to birds and embrace the happy melody; Appreciate the scenery and taste the beautiful life; Feel the blessing and experience the enthusiasm of friendship; Give a kiss and draw the invisibility of love; Please accept my greetings and wish you happiness!

12, sprinkle a ray of sunshine, the warmth of one day, the warmth of one season; Yang a snowflake, a moment of elegance, a winter romance; Rolling the north wind, knocking on the window of happiness, pushing open the door of happiness. Winter is long, may you be happy every day!

13, life is like the stock market, happiness is wonderful: sell all the troubles, lock all the bumps, unlock all the happiness and make the biggest happy deal! The bull market in life is coming, and the lucky dark horse runs with you!

14, time flies in happiness, years precipitate in happiness, days ferment in beauty, hearts laugh in interaction, friendship warms up in contact, greetings are conveyed in sincerity: friends, remember to contact more and wish you all the best!

15, the biggest thing in the world is nothing more than life and death, and the rest are small things. So, from today on, try to smile, don't be hard on yourself, a happy life is the most unique beauty!

16. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back. You turn around and say painfully, ah, who are you? Your friend stabbed you in the back. You turn around and say painfully, ah, it's you!

17, a girl from a friend's house, eight years old, in the second grade of primary school. One day, she asked her mother for money to buy a pencil sharpener. Mom: Didn't you just buy it two days ago? The girl calmly replied: Leave it to her ex-boyfriend as a breakup fee.

18, my friend told a joke and asked me how I felt. I said: When I first heard this joke, the house price in Beijing was less than 1000. The friend refused to accept and said, then tell a joke of 21 thousand. I said: Beijing house prices have dropped again!

19, missing like snow, falling down in succession and scattered all over the floor; Friendship, like wine, is mellow and thick, recalling the true feelings of a lifetime; Blessing is like a flower, blooming heartily and making happiness everywhere; Friend, wherever you go, I have my silent blessing. May you be happy and safe!

20, the weather will not be cold again, blessed; Leaves fall again, feelings do not fall; No matter how hard the wind blows, it won't go away. No matter how deep the season is, it is better to greet people. It's cold, so keep warm. I wish you happiness!

2 1, the greeting sunshine shines brightly on you every day, the sky of blessing is covered with your blue every day, the air of concern surrounds you all the time, the flame of help bakes you every day, and the big meal of missing feeds you every day. I miss you. How are you?

22, my blessing to solve your worries, my prayers to open your peace, my greetings to meet your blessings, my thoughts to save you, I inject a fountain of luck for you every day, I wish your happy boat sail every day. Miss you.

23. Whether it's windy or rainy or sunny, misunderstandings and disputes are much sweeter. No matter success or failure, I care about you, support you and understand you, because I chose you as my friend. I wish you happiness every day.

24. The feelings of friends, the friendship of friends and the situation of friends are the most concerned. Send a fresh little greeting, I hope my friends will sing happily every day and be happy all the time; Everything goes well, you are healthy, the whole family is happy and smiling!

25. A friend's heart knows that happiness should be doubled; The friendship of friends will add luster to happiness; Greetings from friends, good luck comes; With the blessing of friends, health will prolong life. My friend, I wish you all the best and all the best!

26, friends, open the door, let spring in, give you unlimited freedom and make life more exciting; Dear friends, turn on your mobile phone, let blessings come in, give you infinite warmth and make your mood happier!

27. Happiness indicators: happiness runs through the beginning and the end of the year; Happiness, until the end of the year; Good luck, accompanied by dawn and sunset; Health, guarding spring, summer, autumn and winter; Love is sweet day and night; Friends, bless every minute. I wish you happiness!

28. Stick bars welcome happiness, warm sunshine brings warmth, bay stream brings tenderness, and frost flowers bring holy blessings. May your life be full of happiness, warmth and gentleness.

29. It is difficult to make trouble without water, and it is difficult to have wine together without friends; Once the sea changed, and the family relationship remained unchanged; When the red plum is fragrant, it will miss you, causing two or three snowflakes; How touching the good times are! May you be happy every day!

30. A friend took his dog out to play. He likes and knows how to play Frisbee, but he is afraid of swimming. In order to train it to swim, my friend threw the frisbee into the water. First, the dog barked at the water, and then began to drink hard.

3 1, my friend is flying, leaning against the window and banging on the cabin. A child in the back said angrily, "Mom, that brother is masturbating!" " "The people around you laughed over your mouth. That friend is determined to jump off the plane.

32. A friend visited a new house and kept asking: Who chose the stereo? Who picked out the wardrobe? Who has seen the curtain? The groom replied: My wife! The friend asked with a smile, which thing did you choose at home? The groom still replied: My wife!

33. Friend, I am standing outside your door, jumping up and down, scratching my head. I know impatience is my fault, but I can't help it, so I sent you this short message: Are you finished? It's my turn to go to the bathroom!

34. Pick a snowflake, sprinkle it on your heart and be happy with you; Sow a happy seed, sow it in your heart, and grow a blessing beside you; Make a cotton-padded coat, put it on your shoulders, plant warmth in your heart, and wish you a sweet winter!

35. Spring flowers send a wisp of homesickness, clear water and a bay express their feelings, autumn moon holds a handful of books and chapters, and winter snow dances for one season. May every season in your life contain different gains and experiences, and accumulate different happiness and happiness.

36, dribs and drabs of friendship, embellish life; Pure and true friendship purifies life; True feelings, flowing quietly; Simple greetings warm people's hearts. My friend, I sincerely wish you happiness forever!

When you are lonely, friendship is a sword to help you overcome difficulties. When you are confused, a friend is a bright light that illuminates your heart; When you are tired, blessing is a curved mountain spring, which makes you purify your mind. Every day is full of good luck and happiness.

38. The cold wind blew off the leaves and withered the grass, but it couldn't blow away my thoughts; Snowflakes fall, covering mountains and rivers, covering the earth, but can't hide my concern; I miss you, my friend. I wish you all the best outside. It's getting cold, put on more clothes!

39. Friend, do you know that when you yawn, it proves that there is only 20% "electricity" left in your body. Please cherish every friend who yawns around you, because you never know when he will collapse.

40. You are in the south, I am in the north, and there is a world between us. The moon, now full on the sea, can't reveal bright and profound friendship: leisurely looking at Nanshan has cut off long-term desire. Friend, when can we meet again? Be happy, my friend.

4 1, you are very kind to me, love me very much, care about me very much, I thank you. But I don't know when you began to care about me. What did I do wrong to make you not want me? I am yours, face!

42. The crystal dew is my attachment to you, the beauty of frosted flowers is my expectation for you, and the covering of flying snow is my satisfaction for a safe year. Dear friends, long-term friendship leads to fleeting time, and sweet family ties mature the promise of youth. I hope that friendship will last forever.

43. When the cold winter comes, you have to wear thick cotton-padded clothes, cook hot soup three times, warm sunshine at noon, a sweet smile is indispensable, a lot of exercise is good, and ardent greetings come. I wish you good health.

Since you are late for exercise, you are never late for work. High interest in work and low interest in playing; Good comprehensive quality is not good enough for yourself. I'm here to develop your brain today. May you be happy every day!

45. Flowers bloom with the charm of flowers, flowers fall with the charm of flowers, the moon rises with the brilliance of the moon, and the moon falls with the feelings of the moon. Success has the joy of success, and failure has the advantages of failure. I just hope you have a calm heart and face everything in life calmly.

46. A friend is a cup of coffee when you are tired. Friends are words to encourage you when you are frustrated; A friend is a greeting message when you are bored. The weather turned warmer in late spring, and friends sent sincere greetings. I wish you a happy mood!

47. Friends are the comfort of meeting and laughing, the dependence of mutual support, the leisure of cutting the candle and talking for a long time, the enrichment of running around, the concern that has never been forgotten, the number that can't help but want to dial, and the deepest attachment in my heart.

48. Friend, set yourself free, brave enough to love. I only say my blessing. Even if you are injured, tired and tired one day, I won't say anything except lend you my shoulder.

49, snow, flying romance; The cold wind is rustling, blowing loneliness; The chill is thick, freezing the mind; Greetings are a deep and warm winter. In the cold winter, I feel at ease when you are happy and healthy. Friend, take care!

50. Put a pen full of lovesickness in a letter and mail it to a distant place; Put a homesickness in the wind and snuggle up to the green hills; Put a full moon in your dream and stay with you. May your life be full of lovesickness and attachment.

5 1, take your hand away and don't pester your troubles; Settle your heart and don't be sensitive to unhappiness; Open your eyes and blink at happiness; Open your mouth wide. If greeting is impolite, please pack "including" more!

52. "Happy" air conditioner keeps happiness unchanged and keeps a good mood; "Humor" humidifier, easy to moisturize and maintain a good attitude; "Youth" sunshine remains young and lasting, and remains kind. My good friend, I wish you all the best and happiness every day.