Landlord's joke

Pig: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath?" It stinks worse than me. "

Chicken: "Mom won't let me wash it."

Pig: "Why?"

Chicken: "Mom says it's dirty to rub yourself back and forth in the shower."

42. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves.

Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them.

The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up. Whatever.

At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said:

Tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is.

43.

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

44. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who will get sick?

The answer is: Xiao Bai.

Because: white rabbit (vomiting)

45. What letter is the saddest ~!

Answer; F because FB (sad) I (ai)

46. Wolves, tigers and lions who play games will be eliminated-Wolves and Momotaro (eliminate wolves).

47. Why does the silkworm baby have money? Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal)

48.4. (Female guests finish dancing)

Brother Xian: Your dancing is really shirtless and methodical. ...

49. 13. Brother Xian: Don't look at Kang Kangchang like this. Kangkang is actually a hybrid.

He is from another planet. ...

50.2 Which country has the largest army, China, Japan or the United States?

A: Japan ... There is a singer named Ayumi Hamasaki (soldier quick march) ~ ~ ~

5 1. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said, "Feed Yang, listen to Yin." (sheep phone eagle feed.

My brother doesn't like his mother's cooking very much, but he likes instant noodles. His mother scolded him, "You won't go out to buy lunch, will you?" Eating instant noodles is not nutritious.

! ! "

The younger brother talked back and said, "I just like eating, so what!" " "

"Oh ~ mom told you that instant noodles are really not a good thing. There is a lady in your father's company, in order to put

Save money and send it home, so eat instant noodles in the morning, instant noodles at noon and instant noodles at night. Eat instant noodles every day, and she died three months later! "

-Brother (frightened to disgrace): "Really?"

-How could mom lie to you? "

Really? Then how did she die? "

-Um ... I had an accident while buying instant noodles ... "

66. A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friends began to eat peanuts and put flowers on the coffee table.

All the raw food has been eaten. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma replied, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Ever since my teeth

When all the teeth are gone, I can only suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. . .

67. Eldest brother and second child fly, and second child gets airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found the whole plane.

People keep vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I think this bag is full, so I have to drink another half bag, and they are over."

I threw up all of them. "

My 68.7-year-old niece insisted on taking a bath with me and said, "Aunt, why are your breasts so small?" I sweated wildly: "Which one is smaller,

How small! "My little niece gave me a pathetic look and said," Nothing, mine is very small ~

69.I: Excuse me, are you the legendary princess of iron fan?

W: Why do you say that?

Me: because ... because ... because I think only Niu Wangmo can match your looks!

Female:-_-! !

70. blind date, GG: "the last question I want to ask-are you a virgin?"

Mm got angry when she heard it: "Is it critical that I am a virgin? How can men be like this now! ! ! "

After a burst of indiscriminate bombing, GG said very grievance: "Actually, I mean, if you are a virgin and I am a Scorpio, that would be a good match."

~"

7 1. A Japanese worked hard for more than half a month and finally rowed from Japan Island to Diaoyu Island. With tears streaming down his face, he took out his mobile phone with trembling hands and prepared to apply.

When I applied for the Guinness Book of World Records, as soon as I turned on my mobile phone, it showed: China Mobile does not welcome you.

72. I took a taxi with my friends to meet a net friend. After arriving, my friend pointed to an ugly girl not far away and said to the driver, "See that?"

Is it a woman? "

"See, stop here?"

"No, kill her! ! ! "