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One year old, one red envelope, one sweet word.

Say sweet words to the red envelope on the birthday of the object. So do you know the one-year-old red envelope love story popular in Tik Tok? 1 Every sentence from the age of 22 makes the object feel your warmth and love.

One, one year old, a red envelope, a sweet word:

1 year old

I'm glad to have you in this world.

At the age of two

Maybe you stumble when you learn to walk. Walk slowly and don't worry.

At the age of three.

You can walk by yourself, you can talk and everyone loves you.

At the age of four

You may have to go to kindergarten. On the first day of school, you may not be used to coming home crying.

At the age of five

You must go to kindergarten on time, go to school on time and come home from school every day, waiting for your mother to pick you up, with pure and expectant eyes.

At the age of six.

You are curious about this colorful world and have fun on the slide.

At the age of seven

You graduated from preschool, right? Are you excited to study in the first grade? Are you ready for your primary school career?

At the age of eight

How about the first grade? Did you cheat in the exam? Are there any boys you like in the first grade? You can't like it just because I'm waiting for you to grow up.

At the age of nine

Do you have your own heart? You are no longer a child.

10 years old

Are you in the third grade? You have started to write with a ballpoint pen. Did you look good when you were a child?

1 1 year

It's time to play. I am very happy and not tired to play with my friends all day during the holiday.

12 years old

At the age of "Love of Seeds", do you already have a crush on a boy? Do you blush when you make trouble with a boy you like?

13 years old

Welcome to the first turning point in your life. You are about to become a middle school student. At this time, you have gradually grown up.

14 years old

As a middle school student, many people's first love begins from grade one. Have you confessed to your little brother by this time? Hmm.

15 years old

Are you in love? I'm in love, hee hee.

/kloc-at the age of 0/6,

It's time to be sensible. You know how to care about people and protect people around you. You graduated from junior high school and you are in love.

17 years old

Senior one, we met, and our world finally crossed.

/kloc-at the age of 0/8,

I'm a sophomore, we know each other, and we always quarrel.

19 years old

Senior three, we are together.

At the age of 20

Freshman, we were admitted to XX University together. Campus life is really beautiful.

2 1 year old

I will accompany you every day from now on.

At the age of 22

It's hard to wait. After today, your name can appear in my household registration book.

Second, every paragraph from 1 to 22 years old:

1 year-old, you never know what you are whispering. At that time, you must be super cute and full of curiosity about the world at that time.

At the age of 2, you should run all over the floor. You must wrestle often. If I had known you were crying after wrestling, I would have laughed at you.

Are you particularly greedy at the age of 3? Stare at your round eyes and ask your mother to buy you candy. Eating too many snacks can lead to tooth decay. Never mind, I'll buy it for you later.

At the age of 4, you must have cried a lot from ignorance to babbling. Are you a bad-tempered and disobedient person?

When you were 5 years old, did you cry because you didn't want to go to kindergarten? Did you laugh because of a delicious meal?

At the age of 6, you made many playmates in kindergarten. Are there any kind and lovely little girls? By the way, you should also like playing with toys.

Seven years old, are you going to graduate from kindergarten? It's time to go to primary school, and you can wear a red scarf soon.

At the age of 8, you started to get up early and go to school with your schoolbag on your back. Are you learning to write seriously, too? Write the word xx in one stroke, which gives me a sense of accomplishment.

At the age of 9, you, a young pioneer, bring a red scarf to school every day. I wonder if you will raise your hand to answer questions in class.

10 years old, did you fight with other children at school? Do you think your little temper is particularly bad?

1 1 years old, naughty at school. Will you pick on the female classmates and bully them in the class? This is not good.

/kloc-When you were 0/2 years old, did you play with your friends until you didn't want to go home? There are more and more friends around you, and you must not be alone at that time.

13 years old, six years of primary school have passed, and you are growing up slowly. Did you want to grow up quickly at that time?

14-year-old you, a junior high school student, are you facing the troubles of papers and homework in the first year of your life, but you have learned more new knowledge.

15 years old, you start to have your own ideas. When you enter adolescence, you often quarrel with your family. Are you rebellious?

/kloc-at the age of 0/6, are you a non-mainstream, disobedient and fighting in groups?

17 years old, you are in high school. I don't know if you were fearless at that time, or if you had a crush on a girl.

18 years old, you are a happy adult. Do you feel like an adult at this time? At least you have an identity online.

19 years old, adolescence, rebellious period, did you make trouble everywhere? With a group of friends and brothers around you, you will feel happy.

20 years old, you start with the word "2 years old". Have you suddenly grown up and matured? Have you suddenly started thinking about your future?

2 1 year-old, do you feel confused when you first entered the society and are still struggling, as if you met me at this age?

At the age of 22, you will find a new job, a new place to live, and it will get better and better in the future. I will always be with you. If you have any complaints, don't hide them from me. I am willing to be the person you listen to.