The humorous prologue of the tour guide

The humorous prologue of the tour guide

As an excellent tour guide, you may need to write tour guide words, which are actually a style of historical, cultural and aesthetic interpretation of tourist attractions. So what kind of guidance is good? The following is the opening remarks of the tour guide humor that I compiled for you, for reference only. Let's have a look.

The humorous opening remarks of the tour guide 1 Dear tourist friends: Hello everyone!

First of all, on behalf of our travel agency, I would like to extend a warm welcome to you! I'm Xiaohua, the tour guide. You can call me Xiaohua. Sitting next to me is Master Zhou, our safety ambassador for this trip. Master Zhou has many years of driving experience and is skilled in driving. Don't worry about safety.

In the car, everyone can enjoy the scenery along the way. We are honored and happy to serve you. During the trip, if you have any comments or suggestions, you can ask us. We will accept it with an open mind and try our best to meet your reasonable requirements. As the saying goes, "It is predestined to meet thousands of miles, and we are in the same boat for a hundred years." I think this trip was also taken with the same car shop for a hundred years.

Meeting is a kind of fate. I hope everyone can cherish this feeling, care for each other and love each other in the days of gathering, and leave a perfect and beautiful memory for our trip!

Guide's humorous introduction 2 Tourist friends: Good morning, everyone. Welcome to the one-day tour of Yuantouzhu organized by our Spring and Autumn International Travel Service.

First of all, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lu, and I am the tour guide for this activity. Please call me Xiao Lu. This is our driver, Master Ma. Master Xiaohua has rich driving experience, so you can rest assured to take the bus.

As the saying goes, it's a pleasure to have friends from afar. Today, Master Xiaohua and I are very happy to have the opportunity to serve you, and hope to become friends with you through this activity. I hope you have a good trip.

Humorous lead prologue 3 Hello everyone!

There is a song called "Go home often", and there is a desire to go out often. To put it bluntly, it is tourism.

I stayed in the city for a long time, listening to the noise, inhaling tail gas, busy with housework and work, eating and drinking Lazar every day. It can be said that my heart is broken, my mouth is worn out, and my body is almost exhausted! (Laughter).

Therefore, we should often travel, go to bigger cities, go to Tieling, cultivate our sentiments in the green mountains and green waters, and broaden our horizons in historical cities. What is the most important thing in life, not money, not power, I personally think it is health and happiness! Do you agree? (Everyone understands)

When traveling, you must find a travel agency. It's convenient and economical to go out with a travel agency!

But to find a good travel agency, it is best to meet a good tour guide, and a good tour guide can bring you a pleasant trip. Everyone agrees!

But to find a good tour guide, it is best to find a female tour guide. In the green mountains and green waters, there is also a lady who has opened a companion. What a wonderful feeling! Everyone agrees! (Laughter).

But it is better to find a male tour guide than a female tour guide. A strong male tour guide can not only be a tour guide for you, but also be a half bodyguard. If there is an emergency, we will pack our bags and leave.

It is better to find a versatile male tour guide than to find a male tour guide; It is better to find a versatile male tour guide who can sing and dance. It is better to find a versatile and eloquent male tour guide than to find a versatile and eloquent male tour guide. It is better to find a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide than to find a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide; Looking for a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide, it is better to find a versatile, articulate, well-proportioned and handsome male tour guide!

Humorous prologue 4 The technique of prologue actually includes two aspects: one is the general prologue when you first contact tourists, and the other is the prologue when you explain each specific scenic spot.

(1) general opening remarks

Generally speaking, the prologue often begins when you receive tourists for the first time. This prologue is also called welcome speech. The main contents of the welcome speech should include greeting the tourists, welcoming the tourists on behalf of the travel agency, introducing the driver and license plate number to the guests, introducing yourself, briefly introducing the local climate, general situation of the hotel, arrangement of tour activities, necessary precautions such as hygiene, food, safety, shopping and other necessary contents.

(2) The opening remarks of the tour guide

Structurally, the opening remarks of tour guides can be divided into two types: a complete opening statement generally includes greetings, greetings, self-introduction, welcome, good wishes, clear tour purpose, etc. A brief opening statement should include at least two items: greetings and a clear purpose of the tour. Judging from the visit process, there are two kinds of pre-set opening remarks and on-site opening remarks. From the form of expression, there are two kinds: narrative preface and lyrical preface.

Please look at the case:

Ladies and gentlemen: Hello! Welcome to the Temple of Heaven. (After introducing myself) I am glad to have the opportunity to accompany you to appreciate the grand and solemn charm of this ancient altar. Let's take a look at this "paradise on earth" and have a wonderful time. (Xu Zhichang's "Tour Guide's Remarks on the Temple of Heaven")

Ladies and gentlemen: Hello! First of all, I would like to extend my most sincere welcome to all of you! You must have known something about Hunan before you came to Changsha to travel, right? So who do you think is the most famous figure in China's modern history? Yes, there is no doubt that it is Comrade Mao Zedong! So what was Chairman Mao's favorite place to go during his life in Changsha? We are going to visit the Love Night Pavilion on Yuelu Mountain. Ok, now let's go to the place where Chairman Mao "took hundreds of couples swimming". (Zhao "Love Night Pavilion")

Ladies and gentlemen: China is a necessity in our daily life. So how are multicolored porcelain made? When I arrived in Jingdezhen, the capital of porcelain, I couldn't help but explore it. Therefore, today I invite you to visit the ancient kiln porcelain factory. Why is this porcelain factory named after the word "ancient kiln"? I'll explain when we get there. Now I use the time on the road to introduce some ceramic knowledge to you. (Yu Lehong's Guiding Speech of Jingdezhen Ancient Kiln Porcelain Factory)

Ladies and gentlemen: Hello! Welcome everyone to visit Meizhou Island. The scenic spot we visited today is Mazu Tempel, Meizhou Island. The contents of the tour guide include: the general situation of Meizhou Island → the grand pilgrimage of Meizhou Island to Mazu Tempel → the entrance of ancestral temple → Yimen → Taigu → Bedroom → Mazu Stone Statue. I hope we have a happy day. (Paragraph "Mazu Tempel of Meizhou Island")

Dear friends, before you came to Hangzhou, you must have heard the famous saying "There is heaven on earth and Suzhou and Hangzhou on earth"! In fact, comparing Hangzhou to a paradise on earth is largely due to the West Lake. For thousands of years, the scenery of the West Lake has shown enduring charm, and many people fell in love with her beautiful charm at first sight. Even when Bai Juyi, a great poet in the Tang Dynasty, left Hangzhou, he was obsessed with the West Lake: "I failed to throw it to Hangzhou, and half of it was this lake." ..... Friends, come with me to visit the West Lake by boat from Yuemiao Wharf. (West Lake in Qian Jun)

Dear friends: Welcome to the beautiful and rich Xinjiang. Xinjiang is located in the center of the Eurasian continent, with a vast territory, rich resources, magnificent mountains and rivers, boundless sea, numerous historical sites, numerous nationalities and peculiar customs, and many places worth visiting. If you want to travel all over the Tianshan Mountains in Xinjiang, it will take at least half a month. Today, I will take you to visit Tianchi, the most famous scenic spot in Xinjiang. Tianchi is in the arms of the tall and majestic Tianshan Mountains. Friends, close your eyes and imagine how magical and wonderful it is to have such a pool of clear water with an average annual precipitation of 200 mm in the mountains next to this city farthest from the ocean! It's like putting a mysterious veil on a beautiful and moving girl. Do you think my metaphor is appropriate? When I was in the farthest place from the ocean and experienced the heat in the arid area, the clear water in my mind brought me infinite moisture and coolness. I can't imagine what words should be used to describe my feelings at the moment. Friends, do you feel the same as me at this moment? I think so, too. As you can see from everyone's expressions, everyone's curiosity has taken wings and flew to Tianchi. Don't worry. Today, we will unveil this mysterious veil, and let everyone appreciate the charming and affectionate eyes of that girl (Guo Limin's "The Pearl Embedded in the Snow Ridge Pine-Tianchi").

The above six cases basically contain various opening remarks. Example (1) is a relatively complete opening statement of the live narrative, including greetings, welcome, self-introduction, wishes, the purpose of this trip and many other contents. Example (2) is a relatively short on-the-spot narrative prologue. Although brief, it uses the celebrity effect to make the opening confession lively and interesting. Example 3 is a preset prologue before arriving at the ancient kiln porcelain factory, which is concise and lively, full of suspense, and arouses great interest of tourists. Example 4 is a live narrative prologue. Besides the necessary greetings, welcome and wishes, it also emphasizes the main contents and the scenic spots to be visited, with clear purpose and prominent focus. Examples ⑤ and ⑤ are the lyric prologue of the scene. The tour guide praised the West Lake and Tianchi affectionately, which was lyrical and sincere.

Although the above opening remarks can be classified from different angles, their basic contents are basically the same. So there are no fixed rules for opening remarks. It is important to show respect and concern for tourists and highlight the essence of tourism purposes. Finally, it should be noted that the opening remarks should not be mysterious, otherwise it will not only make the opening remarks redundant, but also may disgust tourists. For example, friends, today we are going to visit a unique tourist attraction, which is located in the center of Beijing, with thousands of temples, pavilions, red walls and yellow tiles, resplendent and magnificent, and is known as the "Golden Temple Sea". As you must have guessed, this is the Palace Museum, which is famous at home and abroad. ("The Palace Museum (Central Axis) Tour Guide's Speech") This explanation is obviously the prologue of the tour guide's speech, which can only be explained at the scene of the Forbidden City, but there is really no need for tourists to guess where it is around the corner. Such opening remarks should be eliminated from the tour guide's speech.

Accompany the tour guide throughout the opening remarks.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Good morning everyone. First of all, we responded to the State Council's call to study Theory of Three Represents Theory: 1. First of all, on behalf of xxx Travel Agency, I would like to extend a warm welcome to all of you for participating in the three-day tour of xxx. On behalf of xxx tour guide, I would like to welcome you in advance. When I called last night, I said "3" to my teacher on my behalf.

In short, welcome, warm welcome:)

I see that everyone's eyes are full of doubts. Who is this man? Is he from our unit? Ha ha laugh

Let me introduce myself first. I am a full-time tour guide this time. My name is Ma, and I was the first successful horse. Although I am also a careless horse, I will use my actions to prove that I am serious in taking the lead in this trip. People can call me pony or horse guide, but I still think it's more friendly to call me pony. Accompanying the whole journey means accompanying the tour guide all the way, and there will be a place to meet the tour guide when you arrive. Please remember me now. I'm not lazy. You can remember me easily. It's really not easy for me to remember all the guests for the first time. Be considerate. ) and pony, I am less than 1.7 meters above sea level, so everyone must remember the following points; Mobile phone number: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The driver who is holding the steering wheel, stepping on the brakes and looking at the road ahead is our driver. I hope that my cooperation with the driver's master will bring you an unforgettable journey. Please let us know if you need our help. We will do our best to provide you with quality services and be a good law-abiding citizen.

Everyone must have heard of a definition of a man, "A first-class man has a home outside his home, …" Our driver's master is a first-class man, who has a first wife and a second wife outside, and spends most of his time with the second wife.

What you know now is this car, and our owner loves her, so for the sake of the driver's hard work, we should be kind to her: don't smoke in the carriage, which is good for yourself and others' health. I think it should not be a problem for everyone present to be a gentleman.

Don't stick your head and hands out of the window, and don't walk around in the carriage when the car is driving at high speed. Call me if you need anything. I sit in the front seat. Please put down the handle of the chair at hand, which is safer. Parents with children, in particular, must not let their children walk around. Last year, a beautiful little girl, who was four or five years old, came to a tour guide's group to play with her mother and grandmother. It's not far from the back row to the front row to find her grandmother while driving, and her mother doesn't care. But at this time, the driver couldn't avoid it and stepped on an emergency stop. result ..

So be sure to be safe! ! ! ! Besides personal safety, we should also pay attention to property safety. Don't let things outside spoil everyone's fun. Look, the bag on me is not for you to see, but for him to recite: "The bag in front of the wallet, the money wrapped in the front is your own, the money wrapped in the back is someone else's, and the money wrapped in the side is half yours and half others'." "Everyone knows how to recite?

(Introduce the general situation of itinerary and destination, and the matters needing attention in accommodation can be discussed according to the mood of the guests. )

Well, let's stop here, because everyone gets up early. Let's have a rest first, and then talk slowly when we regain our strength.

Please take care when we meet for the first time. I brought you two presents. Please accept them:

Start handing out brands and hats and tell them to remember to bring them, so that they can be easily identified.

Humorous lead opening 5 farewell speech!

Spring has come to Qiu Lai, and a hundred flowers are blooming. There is always too much helplessness in this world. Just like now, I want to say goodbye to everyone. How time flies! In a blink of an eye, our three-day trip in Dalian will come to an end. In two hours, you will leave Dalian by plane. Here, on behalf of our Dalian XXX Travel Agency, the driver's master and myself, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all of you for your support and understanding of our work during these days of travel.

When I leave, I give you four words:

The first word is fate. Today, everyone is destined to meet me in Guo Jian. I think this is a rare fate. I wish everyone sitting here, starting from tomorrow, will meet happiness and meet happiness all their lives.

The second word is the "yuan" of the dollar. I hope you have dollars, won, euros and yen in your pocket and drawer. You are free to count money every day.

The third word is a complete "circle". Here, I wish all of you here every success in your career, love, family and life.

The fourth word is "original" of forgiveness. We can't have everything we want when we travel. If we have any shortcomings in the arrangement and service in the past few days, please forgive us and point out that we will try our best to improve them!

Finally, I sincerely wish you all:

Broad vision and great achievements

Bon voyage and travel all over the world! ! ! !

Humorous tour guide opening remarks 6 Good morning, group members! It is difficult to get up early today. I wonder if you have adjusted your biological clock? A day's work lies in the morning. Now let's learn "Theory of Three Represents" to clear our minds.

First of all, on behalf of * * Travel Agency, I thank you for your trust! Our agency is a travel agency that respects contracts, keeps promises and pursues quality services. I believe your choice is correct! As the saying goes, "I choose, I like it!" I hope everyone can feel the warmth of home even when they go out to Wan Li.

Secondly, on behalf of the "three good drivers" sitting next to me, I say hello to everyone! Our driver's surname is *. He is good-looking, good-natured and first-class in technology. With his skillful driving skills, he will have a good time all the way! Trust our host, let's hear it ~ ~ ~

Finally, I bow to you on behalf of myself! My last name is Xiao, Xiao of Chopin. You can call me Knife or Mix. Mix is not a great musician, but singing a few songs is no problem! In the next few days, I hope everyone will cooperate and support more. If there is an opportunity, Mix will definitely thank you with songs! Although I am not the best tour guide, I must be the most attentive tour guide. If you have anything to say, Xiao Dao will try his best to meet your requirements!

So what interesting places will we go these two days? Here, Xiao Xiao will briefly introduce the arrangements for these days. These places are popular tourist attractions recently. When we arrive there, we will have a local escort to give you a more detailed and vivid introduction. Wait and see!

When traveling, the most important thing is to have fun. But the conditions such as food and shelter are not as good as home, especially the scenic spot we went to. Because of seasonal restrictions, its reception conditions are not particularly good, and there may be some unsatisfactory places. I hope you understand more. However, Mix will try his best to arrange the trip! If you have any requirements or suggestions, please feel free to put them forward, all for the sake of making our trip smoother and happier ~ ~ ~ Right?

So, next, I want to emphasize the matters that should be paid attention to during the two-day trip.

1。 The coach is our second home, so I hope you can keep our home clean and tidy.

2。 Because of the typhoon, everyone must pay attention to safety. Don't leave the team without authorization, and don't act without authorization. If you want to go out for free activities, you should explain to Mix to ensure safety!

3。 The public security in this area is rather chaotic, so everyone must take good care of valuables such as wallets and mobile phones.

4。 Because many of our projects are about playing with water, especially when there are fresh white water and seaweed, the staff will give you special socks, so wear socks to avoid slipping.

5。 (If there is anything else, please advise and add ~ ~ ~ ~)

Ok, everyone listened to me just now, and the ears need to rest. Now, let's guess some riddles to make our brains move. The tense moment has passed, take a deep breath and let the guide tell you some jokes to relax. ......

Is everyone still happy? Thank you for supporting me with laughter, and then Xiao Dao sang a song for everyone to express his gratitude. (adapted from the story of a small town)

Pingnan is a beautiful place with beautiful scenery.

If you come to Pingnan, you will be in a good mood.

Zhou Ning is like a picture scroll and Pingnan is like a song.

You can't forget the wonders of the white water ocean.

Take a walk and have a look. Kowloon Waterfall is really nice.

All the team members got together and everyone was happy.

I hope everyone can support me, little guide bowed!

Humorous tour guide opening remarks 7 Hello everyone! Everyone has worked hard! First of all, please allow me to welcome all my friends here for sightseeing on behalf of our travel agency. My surname is Liu, and I am a tour guide. Please call me "Director Liu". This is our driver, Master Kong.

We are very honored that Master Kong and I will provide services for you during our city tour! Traveling here can give us two hearts: one is "rest assured" and handed it to Master Kong, because he has a good driving skill and has a driving experience of 12 years without any accidents; The other is "happy", so let Liu guide me. During the tour, please recognize the sign of the guide flag to avoid following the wrong team.

Please remember the time of concentration and sightseeing to avoid affecting everyone's activities because one person is late. If you have any questions and requirements, please ask them as much as possible and I will try my best to solve them. Finally, I wish you a pleasant journey, satisfactory meals and comfortable accommodation. thank you

Guide's Humor Introduction 8 Dear tourists, hello everyone!

There is a song called "Go home and have a look often", and I have a wish to go out for a walk often, and I am the tour guide who makes everyone's wishes come true and leaves a good impression. You can call me Xiao Zhang. Let's introduce our most handsome driver, Master Wang, who has excellent driving skills. With his company, we can relax and play easily.

As the saying goes, it is not that one family does not enter one household. Since we got on the same bus, we are a family, right? Therefore, if you have any comments or suggestions on our service during your trip, please feel free to ask. As long as it is reasonable, we will try our best to meet your requirements. Finally, I wish you a pleasant journey.

Please forgive me if there is anything wrong.

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