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Fierce knife in the snow: In order to protect his wife and daughter, Xuanyuan Jingcheng is a real man because he is a fairy.

Text/Liang Zi

The phrase "the ancestor ascended to heaven" makes people cry! The original words "Xuanyuan capital invited ancestors to die" are even more shocking!

In order to prevent her daughter Xuanyuan Qingfeng from dedicating herself to the bodhi old zu as a "furnace tripod", Xuanyuan's ability to endure for more than 20 years finally broke out! At the expense of spontaneous combustion, he was forcibly promoted to the highest level of "land god" in the martial arts "one product and four realms" and died together with his ancestor Xuanyuan Dapan.

This weak scholar who is a loser in the eyes of outsiders is a real man!

Xuanyuan family is filthy.

Xuanyuan family is a Wulin family, occupying more than half of Huishan. A century-old foundation, dominating the southeast. It is also called "Jiangxi Longhu, Jiangdong Xuanyuan" with Longhu Mountain. Thousands of Wulin elites gathered on the mountain, and countless family members and guests died.

It is such a Xuanyuan family that has a place in the rivers and lakes. Who would have thought that from the ancestor Xuanyuan Dashi to the grandson Xuanyuan Jingcheng's two brothers, Xuanyuan Jingxian and Xuanyuan, how dirty they were?

Xuanyuanpan in the play is not related to Xuanyuan family. He used to be a doorman. He stayed here only because he successfully cultivated in heaven and enjoyed endless respect, but he was always feared by Xuanyuan family, and there was no survivor in later generations.

As a result of practicing Dafa in recent years, I moved the idea of double-training with all junior girls, disgusting!

In the past twenty or thirty years, Xuanyuan Panpan devoted himself to practicing happy meditation and sexual intercourse, which is very forgivable. Several Huang Guan were killed here in Longhushan, but the Taoist priest was very surprised and didn't say a word afterwards. Instead, he took the initiative to make a cauldron beside the bull, which is also considered as the control ability of Xuanyuan Pan Pan. Well, this old bastard was very popular with women when he was young, and his wrist got worse as he got older.

I heard that I have taken a fancy to Xuanyuan Qingcheng's daughter Xuanyuan Qingfeng in the past two years. ......

Xuanyuan Pan Da in the original work is a blood-related ancestor, but he neglected ethics.

First, carrot and stick, double practice with Xuanyuan Jingcheng's wife, and then take a fancy to Xuanyuan Jingcheng's daughter and try to get her, while other family members who know what their ancestors think are also helping.

Not only that, the third son Xuanyuan Jingxuan was fascinated by his sister-in-law's beauty. He also sarcastically said to Xuanyuan Jingcheng: "Everyone can enter the residence of Mrs. Huishan, but the eldest brother can't."

In front of my eldest brother and niece, I made a shameless remark:

Xuanyuan Jingxuan coveted her sister-in-law, which is well known in Huishan. When I took over this guniu port, my ancestors would care about an elderly Ding Lu. My bookworm brother worships you as a fairy and thinks that you don't eat human fireworks. Obviously, you don't understand women's minds at all. Those sage books are all read for nothing, and women are thirty like wolves and forty like tigers. Once they have tasted the long drought, where can they stand loneliness, sister-in-law?

It turns out that my sister-in-law at work is not so easy to bully. She is not afraid of Xuanyuan Jingxuan's words, but simply raised the "cuckold husband" on her head:

You can also read an astronomical mirror when reading.

Xuanyuan Jingcheng, the eldest grandson of Xuanyuan family, should inherit the family business, but no one in Huishan takes him seriously because he only loves reading and never practices martial arts.

Gradually, Xuanyuan Jingcheng became a foundling. Everyone thinks he is a nerd, a loser and a loser. Unlike his ambitious and promising martial arts brothers, even his own daughter complains about him.

"Eldest brother read every day. What do you read? "

"Reading all beings, reading the meaning of Spring and Autumn, reading merits and demerits, the avenue is invisible."

"What's the use of reading so much?"

"The heart will not be chaotic."

There is a conversation in the original about Xuanyuan Jingcheng's father, Xuanyuan Guoyi. Originally, I wanted to train the boss to take over, but Xuanyuan Jingcheng never stayed with them.

Xuanyuan Ji Guo thought this nerd was too stupid to read, so he slapped him directly and told him to stop questioning his ancestors.

Arguably, with the strength of Xuanyuan Guo Qi, even if restrained, the traces on Xuanyuan Capital's face will never be fleeting.

They only believe in the dharma practiced by their ancestors, but they don't know that real people in the world are close at hand.

The description of Xuanyuan's sincere martial arts in the original work can be described as the realm of harmony between man and nature;

When the pavilion was empty, he threw the book "Moral Curse to Ray" and jumped over the bar.

Fly out of Guniu Dagang and head straight for the Dragon King River.

When falling in mid-air, tiptoe stepped on the book and swept across the air obliquely, like an eagle like a falcon.

Xuanyuan Jingcheng floated freely on the Dragon King River, and his first toe landed on the shore, blasting a big hole. The second step is smaller, repeat the third step, followed by seven steps, like a lotus.

Step by step, a lotus flower was born.

After seven steps, the dust on the ground didn't raise at all.

Reading can also read astronomical phenomena, even immortals.

"If martial arts talent, even the respect from Xuanyuan can't compare with me. If you mean Xuan, I will kill you with Xuan. "

Domineering tone and elegant movements made the arrogant third brother die. Everyone was shocked to hear that eldest brother killed third child!

"Since Heaven can't kill you, I will be by going up one flight of stairs." A higher level of heaven is the fairy, even Wang Xianzhi, the world's first, has not reached this level!

Epiphyllum failed when it first opened. In an instant, Fanghua and Xuanyuan Jingcheng took their own blood as firewood, lit their hearts and boarded the land of the gods.

Huishan, which has been inherited for a hundred years, was changed by Xuanyuan Capital in one day. This is the realm of reading and reading. Outsiders see him as a Confucian scholar and a Confucian saint!

It is difficult to reach Kunlun, although it is as good as climbing a mountain. It's no use being evil in the Kunlun decision.

Ancestor, you really should read those books that you think are useless. Martial arts can be cultivated by secrets, but you can't reach the realm of immortals by accumulating hundreds or thousands of martial arts secrets.

Who says reading is useless? Dare to call the sun and the moon for a new day!

For more than 20 years.

Xuanyuan Jingcheng has endured humiliation for more than 20 years, and his daughter Xuanyuan Qingfeng is his bottom line. Even if it is reduced to ashes, we must implement the plan of killing our brothers and destroying the bodhi old zu ahead of schedule.

"I have embarked on a fork in the road with no turning back, not afraid of death, but seeking the safety of my mother and daughter."

Xuanyuan Jingcheng found Xu Fengnian, the prince of the North, and entrusted his own affairs to him, because he knew that he had a life to go and no life to go back, and that it was a dangerous road, but he had to go for the sake of his wife and daughter. This is the real man!

Middle-aged scholars in the university are walking slowly in the wind, with graceful sleeves and standing out from the crowd. After 20 years of forbearance, this moment finally came out.

Please go to hell with your ancestors!

Even if the outcome is different, after doing these things, I can't live with Xuanyuan Jingcheng's temper.

In the past 20 years, he has planned various ways for his daughter to take over Huishan, and has also drawn many people in private.

After solving Xuanyuan Jingxuan and Xuanyuan market, Xuanyuan Jingcheng drove his father down the mountain and arranged for people to kill Xuanyuan with a knife to clear the way for his daughter. But Xuanyuan Qingfeng is too young to be convinced, so relying on the strength of Beilian is the best way.

After the death of Xuanyuan Dapan, Huishan was my father's Xuanyuan national weapon, and my brother Xuanyuan Jingxuan could be called trouble. If these two people die again, as long as your highness can save Qingfeng's life, you can use her as a marionette to control Gu Niu Dagang.

But who is Xu Fengnian? Northland is so powerful, it is inevitable that there will be no plans to annex Huishan with the ambition of wolves.

Therefore, Xuanyuan Capital has already played all the chess. After his death, the first move was for his daughter, telling her the personality preferences of the public, which is easy to catch people's hearts and remind her what to do if Xu Fengnian is greedy; There is only one request for Xu Fengnian, that is, to save her daughter's life.

However, Xu Fengnian didn't enter the Guniujiang Xuanyuan Rock House, and Xuanyuan's sincere martial arts experience was sent to him again, and Xu Fengnian refused again.

So another tip was given to the Qingfeng-xiangguang fracture, and Torre reminded her that if Xu Fengnian didn't accept the secrets of martial arts, he would be able to enter the heaven in the future and become a hundred-year ally.

This is what Xuanyuan Jingcheng did for his daughter as a father, and also his great contribution to the transformation of Xuanyuan's family as his eldest grandson.

Xuanyuan Jingcheng's love is too forbearing

Xuanyuan Jingcheng mentioned in the original work: "Qingfeng's mother Xuanyuan Pan Da took revenge on me."

Because his wife was brought up the mountain by him in the Jianghu, she didn't want to be taken to Huishan. She loves Xu Fengnian's mother, Wu Su. She is a drag queen, so she would rather double major with her ancestors and make Xuanyuan Capital a joke. She would rather stare at Wu Su's portrait than take a look at Xuanyuan Capital.

Husband and wife haven't said a word in twenty years, and her love will always be the only thrill with heroic spirit. Xuanyuan Jingcheng is not her type.

A person who is bitter and ungrateful can't be moved, so Xuanyuan Jingcheng married the wrong person from the beginning, but before he died, he said to his wife, "Xuanyuan Jingcheng doesn't regret marrying you that year."

Although outsiders have heard about it, Xuanyuan Jingcheng has always loved his wife deeply. He often sits in his study, looking out the window without a view.

Later, my daughter learned that looking forward along that road is her and her mother's yard.

The love of Xuanyuan Jingcheng is too forbearing. Until my daughter was born, I buried an altar of wine under the osmanthus tree every year and saved 20 altars of daughter red. Forbearing to bear the blame of one person and practicing hard for more than 20 years; If you can't take care of your wife, then forget the rivers and lakes; I would rather be misunderstood by my daughter than defiled by the return of the bodhi old zu.

Huishan will be cleaner when it snows heavily in winter. Our house is really dirty.

Clean up the land in this house and you will be truly free.

The sage said how to sweep the world without sweeping a house, but it's a pity that Xuanyuan Jingcheng can only do this step in his life.

"I have learned all the secrets of winning the cabinet. I can kill him in five years, but there is no time. "

If Yuan Tingshan truthfully conveyed the truth to Xuanyuan Qingfeng, if Xuanyuan Qingfeng listened to his father's advice and couldn't come back, it would be good to wait five years.