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Menstruation came to a circle of friends and said how to send a circle of friends when menstruation came.

1, my period was delayed 10 days, and my body was dry and peeling. I learned last night that it is a misunderstanding to lose weight without eating staple food, which will lead to endocrine disorders. It's too difficult for me. There are too many pits on the way to lose weight.

You don't know how much I love you, just like you don't know how much my period hurts.

I have my period, and I haven't put it off at last. It is normal. No wonder I am in an uncertain mood these days.

4. Now sanitary napkins have gone up by ten yuan a pack! I can't even get my period! ! ! ! !

The sky in Wuhu is so blue … I want to go out … the life outside is what I want, but I have a sense of belonging at home … I feel as agitated as coming to my period …

6. My youth is a touch of red aunt. I was anxious when I came, and relaxed and happy when I went.

7. Men are like their period. When he doesn't look for you, he thinks, and when he looks for you, he gets bored.

8. I feel sleepy every time I come to my period. I don't want to sleep. I want to cheer up. I want to have a class. I want to have class. ...

9. Before I got my period, I ate all kinds of things crazily. Now I don't want to eat anything that hurts after I first arrived. Where can I have a normal meal? I'm already dead.

10, my menstruation was delayed from the end of the month to the beginning of the month, from the beginning of the month to the middle of the month, and this month was delayed by 12 days.

1 1, the first phase was postponed 17 days, and now I have backache, so I can't eat or sleep.

12, I feel that every time I come to my period, I am reborn with a golden light on my head.

13, dried this bowl of red dates, longan, angelica, dried ginger, brown sugar and black bean soup. If I don't have my period again, I'll eat the pot.