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The Story on the Train May Zi Han
Even if all the lights in the car are turned off, someone will still see you. If I put the women and children on the sleeper, people in the dark will see you.
Answer:
It means that when you do good deeds, people will always see you and pay attention to you. Love has no borders, learn from Lei Feng and carry forward China.
The traditional virtue of "helping others".
Original text:
Stories on the train
I told a story about going to Jilin in the summer of 1983, and then I told a story about going back to Shanghai from Dalian in the summer of 1984. Two events together, it is a complete story.
I am the teaching assistant of 1983, so I can only take a hard sleeper by train instead of flying. However, 1983 is very difficult to get a berth ticket, so we have to get on the bus to make it up. The train has just left Shanghai, and I have already queued up in the car where the ticket is paid. It was July, there was no air conditioning on the train, all the windows were open, but all the heat was still in the carriage. The radio said that the replacement ticket would go through Wuxi. I stood, waiting with peace of mind. At that time, my patience was countless times better than now. In front of me is a young woman with a baby in her arms and a big box beside her. The child has been moving, struggling and crying in her arms, and the woman is embarrassed to leave the team for a while and then come back. I said to her, "just stand by and I'll make up the ticket for you later." The woman said gratefully, "Thank you, thank you so much." The woman told me that she was going to visit relatives in Dalian, and her lover was in the navy and changed trains in Shenyang.
This is the train to Shenyang, and I have to change there.
It was already late at night when I got to the berth. I helped the woman carry the box and walked to the bunk.
The sleeper has fallen asleep quietly, and all the lights have gone out. When I helped a lady walk in with a box in the dark, I only felt how happy those sleeping people were. It turns out that it would be great if I had a berth ticket before I got on the bus!
I used my natural good eyesight to find the berth number. I'm the middle berth, and she's the upper berth in the next room. I let her sleep in my middle bunk with the children, and I'll lie down in the upper bunk next door. When I left her, she gently said to me and the black man, "Thank you, thank you very much!" " "
I lay on the upper bunk and fell asleep soon.
Wake up in the morning, the carriage is full of July sunshine. I saw women sitting on bunks and playing with children. I brush my teeth and wash my face, and go to the dining car to eat noodles.
The dining car is not crowded. Fifty cents a bowl of shredded pork noodles. I ate and watched the fields fly away outside the window, and the train stopped at Fuliji.
This is a place famous for roast chicken. I want to buy a roast chicken to take home when I come back.
But before I could think about it, the train had already left. Then I heard the chaos, footsteps and shouts at the station. I don't know what happened.
I went back to the sleeping car. Sleepers are also chaotic. The man who speaks loudly is a conductor. He said that he had worked in the railway for more than 20 years, and nothing like this had ever happened. He will report to the Ministry of Railways! He sent everyone a piece of paper, asking them to write down what they saw, sign their names and testify. He wants to report to the Ministry of Railways.
It turned out that the station dialed the wrong signal and the train left four minutes early. Many people buy roast chicken and have no time to get on the bus. The woman didn't get on the bus with her child in her arms, and her box was still in the car.
What happened next? I don't know who the conductor told me. Last night, I sent the women and children to the berth, so I was told to learn from Lei Feng. I arrived in Shenyang early tomorrow morning. I didn't want to go to Jilin, so I wandered around Shenyang. At half past five in the evening, he waited for me at the commuter entrance of the station. The woman and the child went to Shenyang in the back car, and I accompanied him to give the box to the woman. The conductor didn't say female, she was a lesbian. I said yes. The conductor said that to help me solve the ticket to Jilin, I must have a seat!
Arrive in Shenyang at 5: 30 in the morning and go shopping until evening. At 5: 30 in the evening, I met the conductor at the entrance of the commute, and the woman came with her child in her arms. The conductor put the box in front of the woman, and the woman hugged me excitedly. That's 1983. Ordinary men and women in China can't hug like this, but she hugged me!
I go to Jilin by midnight bus. The ticket that the conductor bought for me has no seat. He said, sorry, there are no seats left. Please come and see me when you come to Shenyang again. My name is Zhang! I stood in a trance and the train passed through the night. I didn't complain at all, much like Lei Feng, and the story was over.
It's summer again. 1984. After the meeting in Dalian, I accompanied the famous Mr. Chen Bochui to Shenyang first, and then to Shanghai. Liaoning Writers Association bought us a sleeper from Shenyang to Shanghai, but when they sent us to the station, they didn't give us a ticket, just gave us a piece of paper with the name of the conductor written on it. The conductor's surname is Chen. They said that the conductor named Chen would handle berth tickets for us.
The conductor said that conductor Chen was not on duty at all today. I'm almost dizzy! Because Mr Chen Bochui is old. It's already past nine in the evening. I asked Mr. Chen Bochui to sit on the sleeper first, and I stood in the aisle and waited. Actually, I don't know what to wait for. I don't feel like Lei Feng at this moment.
As a result, I waited for a conductor!
He came along the aisle. I shouted, "Captain Zhang!" My tears came out. I said, "conductor Zhang, do you still remember me?"
He looked at me: "You are the university teacher who learns from Lei Feng!" " "
A conductor Zhang made up our tickets. He said, if there is no sleeper today, I will let you sleep in the conductor's carriage!
The second story is over.
Two stories add up to a complete story.
Add another conclusion: even if all the lights in the car are turned off, someone will still see you. I sent the women and children to the sleeper and was seen in the dark. If you have "learned from Lei Feng", wait for the "conductor".
(Mei Zihan)
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