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The Monkey King said that the Tang Priest was like a fly in a Chinese Odyssey.

In the evening, Wukong confronted Guanyin, and the Monkey King said, "Wukong, how can you talk to Guanyin's sister like this?" "Stop arguing!" The Monkey King replied angrily, "You scared me again." The Tang Priest smiled.

Later, the Monkey King was going to have a decisive battle with Guanyin, and the Tang Priest ran over and said, "Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, and you will be punished if you are angry. Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things. You see, as soon as I finished, you threw the stick away. Moonlight box protects me. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit the child? Even if you don't hit children, it's wrong to hit flowers and plants. "

At this time, the Monkey King wanted to take the Moonlight Box from Tang Priest. "What do you want? Say it if you want. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Take it if you want. You don't really want it "(the Monkey King is close to collapse at this time).

When the Tang Priest spoke again, the Monkey King punched him and said, "Look, this guy has nothing to do and talks a lot. He is like a fly. Sorry, not one. It's just a bunch of flies buzzing around you and flying to your ear. Ah!

Help, so that I can catch the fly, rip its belly open, pull out its intestines, then strangle it with its intestines, and pull hard! Ladies and gentlemen, your whole tongue is sticking out. I will pick up my sword again, whoosh-the whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him. "

Then Guanyin thought Wukong was looking for an excuse, and the two of them went to war.

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A Brief Introduction to the Story of Moonlight Box on a Chinese Odyssey-

Legend has it that the Monkey King escorted Tang Sanzang to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. On the way, he conspired with cattle to kill Tang Sanzang and stole the Moonlight Box. Master Guanyin arrived at the news and wanted to get rid of the Monkey King so as not to endanger his life. Tang Sanzang was merciful and willing to give his life for it, so Guanyin made Wukong reincarnate 500 years later to atone for his sins.

One day 500 years later, the desert under Wuyue Mountain was full of wind and sand, and the axe helped a strange female guest-Chunsanniang. Everyone tried to rob under the leadership of the second husband, but she stopped them. Supreme Bao, the bandit leader, failed to lead everyone to revenge. Chunsanniang ordered the bandits to find a man with three moles on the soles of his feet. In the evening, the Supreme Treasure and others tried to hurt Chunsanniang with incense, but let her reveal the true body of Spider Essence.

The Supreme Treasure sneaked into Chunchun's room alone and found an extra Bai Jingjing. Supreme treasure fell in love with her at first sight. Two women, the second in charge of the night detective, found out that Chunsanniang was a spider essence and white. They went from Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi,

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