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Imagine the dialogue between the king of Chu and Yan Zi.

For the first time, the king of Chu let Yan Zi drill a dog hole to insult Yan Zi's short stature. Yan Zi said that if he visited the dog country, he would only go in through the dog hole. You let me into the dog hole, then I'll go to the dog country. Can the king of Chu admit that he is the king of dogs? Therefore, the king of Chu had to order the opening of the city gate to meet Yan Zi.

The second king of Chu said, "There is no one in Qi." Yan Zi seriously replied, "What is this? Linzi, the capital of China, is full of people. Everyone pulls their sleeves, which is a cloud; Everyone was sweating, it was a shower; Pedestrians in the street jostled shoulder to shoulder, toes touching heels. How did the King of Qi say that there was no one in Qi?

The third time, the king of Chu laughed at Qi people as thieves, and dealt with them as they dealt with you, saying that the social atmosphere in Chu was not good. In front of the clever Yanzi, the king of Chu had to bow to his knees and show him: (read together) The king of Chu had to apologize and say, "I originally wanted to make fun of the doctor, but I didn't expect the doctor to make fun of me."