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The trick of teasing the bride on the wedding night

Not only did the bridal chamber make the family happy, but the relatives and friends who made the bridal chamber also took the opportunity to make a scene, using all kinds of new tricks to make the bride and groom "feel sleepy and worried about the city" in their distress and distress. The latest trick is bridal chamber 28, and the bride and groom hold it:

The first trick: On Kibo's wedding day, the bride was dressed in thin clothes, and the guests could try their best to make the newlyweds play a boxing match with each other. If they lose a punch, they will lose their clothes or jewels until they can't do it anymore.

The second measure: high-heeled glasses encourage the bride to let the groom try to let him use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show his love for her.

The third measure: The Round Table Warrior lets the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine.

The fourth measure: the apple of love, in order to show lasting love, requires the bride to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but the apple peel is not allowed to be peeled off. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes.

The fifth trick: I want you to look good and let the groom guess what color the underwear of the bride's wedding night is. Right, the bride presents a treasure, as long as she shows a little, it means she is right. Wrong guess, let the groom run around the bridal chamber three times in his underwear.

The sixth trick: the passionate ice cube asks the groom to pick up the bride first. Then, two or three friends will pour the prepared ice cubes into the groom's arms, and then everyone will hug the new couple together, so that the new groom can get enough cold and jump up and down to avoid being too enthusiastic when consummating the house.

The seventh trick: ambush on all sides, try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in an imperceptible corner or wardrobe, then adjust the tape of the pre-recorded alarm whistle to the maximum, and let it out at the right time to surprise the couple, while the hidden piles hiding everywhere make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple an "early birth."

The eighth trick: Love Balloons Put some balloons under the sheets so that the bride and groom can lie down together to show their loyalty and go to disaster together.

The ninth trick: the chocolate cheongsam is put into the bride's cheongsam by the female VIP. "Of course, the bride is sitting", and then let the groom take all the chocolates, not missing a single one. Otherwise, the groom is asked to retrieve them one by one with his mouth.

Tenth trick: Su Xiang Ke Qiao, a female friend, squeezed heart-shaped sweet liquid on the bride's chest with chocolate juice, and then let the groom lick it in public to show his soul mate.

Eleventh measure: lock the bridal chamber. Lock the cave door in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride wants her guests to kiss him once until he finds it.

Twelfth trick: the wrong love crystal deliberately put the borrowed baby on the bed, causing a short misunderstanding.

Thirteenth trick: Old love lets the couple repeat the most authentic original scene when they propose marriage in public.

Fourteenth trick: warn the runaway wife to hide the bride somewhere, and then the groom will look for it again until he finds it before being sent to the bridal chamber.

Fifteenth measure: the old love is endless, and the new love should disclose the number, appearance and history of the past male and female friends, otherwise they are not allowed to share the same bed.

Sixteenth trick: Birthdays (Birthdays) Let the groom guess the correct date of birth of the bride in the lunar calendar, and if it is wrong, make a horse for the bride to ride.

Seventeenth trick: speechless, buy a book "Seeing Jokes" published by Horn Press and test the couple with innovative riddles. If you can't answer, each male guest will kiss the bride for one minute.

The eighteenth trick: compare the game of "comparing hands and feet" to test the tacit understanding between the two sides. The more embarrassing the question, the better. Like are you still virgins? Her measurements? Do you love me? I wear red today and go to bed at 20 o'clock. Today is beautiful (no condoms) and so on.

The nineteenth trick: the mole of love. It is said that the bride has a mole three centimeters above her navel. I wonder if it's true. Can you ask the groom to unveil the mystery for the bride?

The twentieth trick: yesterday, the new couple was asked to repeat the dating scene in front of everyone, including affectionate, cuddling, holding hands and other actions until the guests were satisfied.

Twenty-first trick: the seven-step poem is titled from head to toe and various organs of the body. The two take turns to write poems or words, such as chest: have a well-thought-out plan; The examiner is a guest. If the guest is not satisfied with the answer, you can ask the other person to kiss the part!

The 22nd trick: Peppers flying in advance are mixed with fireworks. When the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, the gunfire is released violently, and the consequences will be cleaned up.

Measure 23: The new measure requires the groom to put his arm around the bride's body and cut it three times. Only if it is not bad can he pass the test. Any one of them is wrong, and the groom will be punished for walking around the bridal chamber three times with the bride in his arms.

The 24th trick: protect the flowers with spring mud. In order to show the groom's love for the bride, the groom is required to wrap two people in a big scarf in public and put on simple household clothes for the bride. If the bride dresses abnormally, the groom will be fined three glasses of wine.

The 25th trick: The groom should give the wedding candy (soft candy) to the bride with his mouth. A * * * costs 30 yuan. Of course, the groom can help the bride eat. If the groom doesn't eat, other men can take his place!

Twenty-sixth trick: Three-inch golden lotus lets the groom guess how many centimeters the bride's feet are. If he guessed wrong, he asked the groom to put on new high heels and walk three times in the bridal chamber.

Twenty-seventh trick: there is love in spring. In order to show that the groom is powerful, he can manage the family in the future. Therefore, the groom is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five times on the spring bed. Brides are not allowed to fall. If the groom is weak, another man can take his place.

The 28th trick: Pick up the love songs and prepare some sentimental love songs. Guests will take the lead in singing, and then the groom or bride will relay. If you sing wrong or can't sing, the bride will punish the male guests for kissing, and the groom will be fined three glasses of wine, ya!