Super funny children's jokes.

Neighbor pregnant woman (second child) began to have a stomachache last night, so she packed up and rushed to the hospital. Her four-year-old daughter followed reluctantly, muttering? It was only at night that I remembered to have a baby. During the day, you don't talk about having children, but you watch TV all day. Here, CJ compiled a super funny story about children's jokes. I hope you like it! Welcome to refer to.

1. There are twins in the class who are almost identical, but the elder brother is shorter than the younger brother 1 cm.

My younger brother often goes to my older brother to exaggerate. You are so handsome! It would be perfect if it were higher than 1 cm. ?

I asked my 4-year-old son, how many apples are left after you ate one?

The son said there were four left.

I said dad was eating one. How much is left?

The son paused and said, you. . . Don't you dare eat another one. Let me see! ! !

3. My son likes to take photos with adults and look at photos.

Today, my son took another photo album to browse. As soon as he saw the first photo, he asked, why is there no me in this photo of you and dad? You two don't take me to take pictures! ! ! ?

When the wife saw the wedding photo, she quickly coaxed her son: son, when mom and dad were taking pictures, they looked for you everywhere, but they couldn't find you. ?

The little guy said:? You are lying. I am at home every day. I can't get lost! ? Pout when you say it.

The wife was angry and funny, so she had to continue to coax: tell you the truth, mom admitted her mistake. Tell me what you want, and mom will promise you, okay?

He said:? Ok, then, you can take a wedding photo tomorrow and take me with you? . ?

4、? Mom, I burned my hand. ?

? What happened? Is it serious?

? Seriously?

? How much did it burn?

? Your palm is very big. ?

The pregnant woman next door started to have stomachache last night (the second child). She packed her things and rushed to the hospital. Her four-year-old daughter followed reluctantly, muttering, it was only at night that I remembered to have a baby. During the day, you don't talk about having children, but you watch TV all day.

6. Chatting with my daughter in the morning, she actually said a very correct sentence: Grandma gave birth to a daughter and happened to have a son, so I have a father and a mother. If grandma gave birth to a daughter, I wouldn't have two mothers. There won't be a father, it's horrible!

How can I explain it to her?

7. When I was a child, I went to someone's house with a group of friends to steal cucumbers. I stole it and ran away.

And I was still eating on the ground, and then I was caught. People asked me why I was lying on the ground stealing cucumbers. When I say that the cucumber pedicle is still on the seedling, you will think that the pig ate it. . .

8. The son plays games with his father's mobile phone. When his role died and he wanted to be resurrected, his father said, no, he wants money.

At this time, the son said coldly, do you want money or die?

9. Dad asked his son: Which is bigger, six or three?

The son said confidently? Three is bigger than six?

Dad asked: Why?

The son held out his hand, pointed to Six and Three and said, Six is two fingers, and Three is three fingers?

10, my son pooped and said to his mother:? Mom, I want to shit. Where is it?

Mother said to pull it to the duck, and soon her son came back crying. Mom, do ducks always run? .

1 1. Mother asked her son to buy salt. Because there is a hole under the paper bag containing salt, half of the salt is missing.

When my son came home, he found that there was less salt. He looked at the paper bag and asked his mother strangely, obviously, the hole in the paper bag is at the bottom. Why didn't the salt at the bottom escape, but the salt at the top?

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