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What will happen to men and women who often play cards together

Xiao Cui, who stayed in the county, is a filial woman because the living conditions at home are not very good. Besides taking care of children's school, cooking and washing clothes, she also found some handicrafts. Several girlfriends told her not to make handicrafts, saying that she could not earn much money. Xiaocui smiled, 30 yuan a day can supplement the family. It was too hot in June this year, so I was invited by my best friend to visit wanda plaza County. They said that she could rub the air conditioner, so Xiaocui followed suit and soon played in Wanda. Someone urged her to play mahjong when her cell phone rang. Xiaocui said she couldn't go. She said the air conditioner was not hot, so she went. One of her girlfriends asked Xiao Cui to play mahjong for her in the middle of the fight. Her money was on the table, too, and Xiaocui told her that it was all hers. Xiaocui agreed to play. Unexpectedly, people who have never played mahjong are particularly lucky. My girlfriend came back to Xiaocui an hour later and helped her win 1600. The handsome boy next to him said that the woman played mahjong very well. As a result, my good friend invited me to a restaurant for dinner, and it rained heavily. Xiaocui's children have to go back after school, and my best friend asked the handsome boy to send them back. In the car, the handsome boy asked Xiaocui's cell phone number, and bad luck began. Later, the handsome boy asked Xiaocui to play mahjong, and Xiaocui was afraid of losing. Handsome guy said he lost and won to Xiaocui. After a month, the child refused to answer it, but it was returned by hand. Xiaocui has never been the original Xiaocui.

It is true that men and women work together and are not tired. If your husband or wife often play cards together, it is only a matter of time before they cheat. Although not absolutely sure, but almost!

Our neighbor sister-in-law Zhang is forty years old and has two children. Her husband is a coach driver because they start early. Although the family is not rich or expensive now, it is more than well-off.

Sister-in-law Zhang has no job either. She usually cooks for her children and waits on her in-laws. Her life is very leisurely, and she often plays mahjong with her neighbors in the same street to kill time when she is free.

There is a person who often plays mahjong together. He is two years younger than Mrs. Zhang. In the past few years, he has made some money by doing business. Because business has been bad in recent years, this man has nothing to do at home every day. Two years ago, his wife often quarreled because he was lazy and didn't work. Finally, the good family separated, and he played mahjong every day.

Sister-in-law Zhang and men became sesame oil because of their common hobbies. They often flirt at the card table. Over time, that ambiguity finally let them cross the line. After playing mahjong, they often sleep together like lightning. One husband is often away from home, one is divorced, and there is plenty of time and opportunity!

But paper can't wrap fire after all. It didn't take long for the whole village to know about the two men. Maybe the two of them thought no one knew, so they kept trysting as before. Finally, on a dark night of a month, when they met again, Mrs. Zhang's husband descended from the sky with relatives and friends, and they were caught in bed!

In the face of Zhang's husband, the two were really ashamed. Zhang's husband didn't speak. I went up and gave Zhang a fat beating. He only beat Zhang's wolf, cried and knelt in front of her husband, begging: I was wrong, I won't dare again ... Then her husband beat the man who was still naked, and the man begged for mercy while hiding, but he was still beaten. ...

The man said to Mrs. Zhang's husband, stop fighting, I admit it. You can say anything. Mrs. Zhang said, What do you say? The man said, let's just say, they are all in the same street. I didn't do it right either. I'll take out 50 thousand yuan to compensate you If you agree, let me go. If not, it can be disposed of.

Finally, the man gave her husband 50 thousand yuan, and the matter went away. Sister-in-law Zhang continued to live her own life, but since then, no one has seen anyone, playing mahjong, cooking, washing clothes, cleaning the children every day, and rarely going out, and that person went to other places and rarely came back!

After that, the street was calm again, and all people talked about after dinner was an affair with Mrs. Zhang's family.

In fact, this is only superficial calm, because there are many things like Mrs. Zhang in the village, but those people seem to do better. Some lovers and mistresses are even longer than Mrs. Zhang, and some have not been found yet. Some people say that Mrs. Zhang points her back. Why didn't others find out that she was caught in bed by her husband?

I think everyone will talk about many things, such as marital loyalty, family responsibilities and obligations. But many times they say one thing and do another. Alas, being yourself may be enough!

Tell me about your personal experience.

I opened a 200-square-meter chess club with my friends two years ago. Most people are surrounded by aunts and grandmothers. When they play, they play cards for five dollars and ten dollars, winning or losing three or four hundred dollars. Let's charge 80 yuan for a table of tea

And others are also key people. These people play cards much more, and they lose thousands of dollars in ten dollars and twenty-one games, and the most uncertain thing for these people is that they may be in this chess room for the first two months, and they may be in another chess room for the next two months, or you may not see them at all.

Men and women come in and out. Rich people are basically good-looking wives of others. Originally, mistresses are commensurate with their wives and husbands in that place.

Cars come and go, rain or shine, even all night. I'd rather eat almost than stop the war. When I borrow money, I am a good man. I was lonely when I paid back the money. When I win money, I give a tip. When I lose money, I can't wait to fight 24 hours.

Finally, advise the card players that small gambling is good for feelings and big gambling is harmful to health.

Men and women also play mahjong well. I have a friend who likes playing cards and drinking. When my son was 25 years old, he was old enough for a man and a woman to get married and didn't have a proper job. There are also high and low objects to talk about! Coincidentally, his father contracted a small project in our neighboring county. Every day, as soon as the construction site is arranged, I go to the mahjong table, my son watches the construction site and I play mahjong. At the poker table, I have a crush on a woman. It happened that my friend won again that day. After the rest, the man asked the woman to rub it. Both of them are drunks and sleep together in the hotel after a game.

The next day, I sat at the table and played cards. In the afternoon, my daughter came back from college and asked her mother for the key. Friends see that this child is not only good-looking, but also a college student, and he talks well! Just push the card and invite the woman to drink, and the wine is half drunk, suggesting that we'd better have another child in-laws! The woman's hands agree, and then the children meet and hold a wedding!

Do you think people are successful in playing mahjong?

What will happen to men and women who often play cards together This question is difficult to answer, and a bad answer will cause a burst of abuse. There are many kinds of cards, whether playing cards or mahjong cards, which are all entertainment tools. Once linked to money, there are endless stories. Neighbors are all working-class, with low income and two children. They live in poverty. The woman is addicted to mahjong, with a low level and a big bet. She lost eight times. When playing cards, she even slapped me for swearing. Change tables without changing people ~ there are also a few hard legs. If they win the restaurant, they will open a room to pay their debts. After a long time, when my husband and children know about it, it will cause war at home and make a big noise for three days every day, which is notorious. In the end, the family will be broken. Both husband and children regard her as an enemy and an evil ghost. I hope this is just an example. You can't knock over a boatload of people at once, but it depends on the moral beliefs and family loyalty of male and female players. Playing cards is just entertainment and a kind of interest in life. Don't be greedy and don't dabble in gambling. Of course, some people will say that playing cards is not exciting, fun or interesting. The point is, will a little stimulation affect family life, and the consequences will be very serious!

This is really hard to say.

I have a friend who has a good job and a high income. She doesn't let her beautiful wife go to work and let her stay at home. My wife stayed at home for a long time and did nothing. As a result, she went to the nearby chess room to learn to play mahjong and gamble. I have been addicted for more than two years. Finally, I had feelings with my card friend and cheated. After the husband found out, he did not pursue his wife's fault and forgave her by asking for correction. However, card addiction is hard to disappear. After staying at home for more than ten days, I was invited by my friends to play mahjong and get together with them. Finally, I left without saying goodbye, abandoned my husband and children, and eloped with my card friend.

This is the real thing that happened to my friend.

Do you believe that men and women who often go out to play cards are ordinary friends?

Well, believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway.

Especially those who play some big games.

I have a girlfriend who runs a mahjong room.

I rented a house, bought some card tables,

By tapping, it provides places for players to cook and drink tea.

There are also thousands of dollars in income at the end of the day.

According to her, everyone who plays cards knows them.

Well, even if we don't know each other, we'll know each other after playing cards two or three times.

Whoever has a secret crush on someone will naturally leave his phone number.

After that, it is natural.

Because women who usually come out to play cards. A little coquettish in his bones,

Not a traditional woman, so it's easy to catch her.

These people seem to have mastered these rules,

Sometimes it's just about buying a few meals, and it's done.

Then, as an adult, it goes without saying.

So, men and women who often play cards together,

There will still be stories,

It is worth looking forward to.

It is dangerous for men and women to often play cards together and will soon become men's mistresses. Men are more elite after all, and women are women after all. Most of the cards with small stakes are won by women, because men don't pay attention to the cards with small stakes, and it doesn't matter how much money they have. Every time a woman wins money, men will say to play bigger, women want to win if they play bigger, and I will win more if I play bigger.

I really have a say in this, because I used to play in that circle for nearly half a year! The most embarrassing thing about playing in the back is that it is difficult to get together. The reason is that men and women are basically ambiguous. A man is ambiguous with several women, and a woman is ambiguous with several men. It is not good for anyone to sit together and play mahjong. After playing for half a year, I finally broke up.

It's not that women who often play mahjong are philandering, but on that occasion, people are easily infected by the habits around them, and over time, they feel that this is normal.

So, I advise you, if you have a husband or wife who likes playing cards at home, you'd better watch it closely. Maybe it will become the Inner Mongolia prairie.

It's hard to say, let's look at people.