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Classic sentences satirizing women's vanity

1. If you really want your dream to come true, wake up from it first.

One reason why people are interested in being together is that they can exchange their vanity with each other.

I don't have to be happier than others. As long as I am happier than the people around me, my vanity can be satisfied.

I am fascinated by your eyes, but they are like a jewel. If that glory can stay for me, it will satisfy all my vanity. I want to kiss your neck, but that arrogant straight line makes me want to challenge, and I want it to be a curve for me. I don't understand your sigh, but I'm curious that it's a mystery, a problem that may be difficult to overcome all my life. ?

I carefully responded to your voice, but I can learn to weave a beautiful and warm lie so that I can believe it myself. I don't understand what love is. At this moment, the so-called "love" for you only begins with original sin. ?

Optimism is actually the vanity of the whole human being.