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Classic sentences satirizing women's vanity
One reason why people are interested in being together is that they can exchange their vanity with each other.
I don't have to be happier than others. As long as I am happier than the people around me, my vanity can be satisfied.
I am fascinated by your eyes, but they are like a jewel. If that glory can stay for me, it will satisfy all my vanity. I want to kiss your neck, but that arrogant straight line makes me want to challenge, and I want it to be a curve for me. I don't understand your sigh, but I'm curious that it's a mystery, a problem that may be difficult to overcome all my life. ?
I carefully responded to your voice, but I can learn to weave a beautiful and warm lie so that I can believe it myself. I don't understand what love is. At this moment, the so-called "love" for you only begins with original sin. ?
Optimism is actually the vanity of the whole human being.
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