Tell a joke "Happy Happy Happy"

In front of an imported famous car store, a middle-aged man stopped his motorcycle and was greeted by a male salesman.

Male Sales: Sorry, big brother, we are an imported famous car shop, and we can't park motorcycles at the door.

Middle-aged man: No, young man, I'm here to buy a car. Don't you think I look alike?

Male Sales: Not really!

Middle-aged man: Brother, it is very important for me to buy a car today. You have to make me happy. I'm getting married next week, but my girlfriend insists that I buy her a car in your imported car shop, or I won't get married. She will come soon, so I will ask about the market before her. How much is the famous car here?

Male sales: one or two million?

Middle-aged man: A ... two million? Why is it so expensive? What material is it made of?

Male sales: It's not the material, but the brand is valuable. We sell luxury cars and all kinds of cars.

Middle-aged man: Brother, I'll give you one hundred dollars.

Salesman: What do you mean, what do you want to buy?

Middle-aged man: What can I buy for a hundred dollars? Here's a tip for you. I told you I'm here to buy a famous car, but I have no money to tip you?

Male Sales: Oh, big brother, you are so bright and handsome!

Middle-aged man: He is very handsome. I tell you, this 100 yuan is not for nothing. My girlfriend is here. You have to help.

Male sales: how to cooperate?

Middle-aged man: Actually, I mean, it doesn't matter whether buying a car is expensive or not. It doesn't always open at once? Just a step. Brother, I'm not short of money, which means I think it's a waste to buy a famous car. So when my girlfriend comes in the future, I think you can't recommend those expensive cars to me. You have to give me face and don't let my girlfriend think that I have no money. Know what I mean?

Male sales: …

Middle-aged man: For example, if I let you buy an expensive car. ...

Male Sales: Then I will say no!

Middle-aged man: Alas, young man, you are too powerful and smart! Okay, here comes my girlfriend, see? The one in red at the door.

Male Sales: Don't worry, you will be satisfied!

Woman in red: Wow, honey, here are all Mercedes-Benz BMWs, all famous cars!

Middle-aged man: Hey hey, salesman, come here!

Male Sales: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. What kind of car do you want to buy?

Middle-aged man: More than two million Mercedes-Benz, is there?

Male Sales: Sorry, no!

Middle-aged man: Give me a million-dollar BMW!

Male Sales: Sorry, it's not that expensive!

Middle-aged man: What's the price?

Male sales: there are four or five hundred thousand.

Middle-aged man: four ... 500 thousand ... have ... have you?

Male Sales: Yes or No?

Middle-aged man: This is your shop, so I have to ask you, Igor. I am not short of money here. You have to understand!

Man Sales: Oh, that's not true!

Middle-aged man: I said, young man, what luxury car shop are you in? You want nothing. I am in my forties. Is it easy to find a girlfriend? We are in a hurry to buy a car and get married. What kind of car do you suggest?

Woman in red: Honey, ask them if they sell Audi cars here.

Middle-aged man: Don't buy it if you have it. Audi is Otto's brother. How good can it be?

Woman in red: Otherwise, we'd better not buy imported cars. Buy a domestic car and drive it first.

Middle-aged man: Buy domestic products? That's good. Leave it on first and change it later. Come on, young man, let's buy a Chery qq!

Male Sales: No!

Middle-aged man: this ... can have it!

Male sales: this ... really not!

Middle-aged man: Well, I brought it for you. This is the phone number of Chery store. You call to adjust the goods.

Salesman: Oh, my God, I haven't done that!

Middle-aged man: That's because I didn't come. I will come early. You've already done that.

Male Sales: This big brother is really stingy!

Middle-aged man: Look, young man, today we came to your famous car shop with great sincerity. We'll pick up the car later. You can't give a gift bag or anything.

Male sales: send solar film, floor glue, leather and floor mats to the standard? Oh, my brother, you are so stingy. You didn't buy a car in our store, and we put thousands of dollars in it!

Middle-aged man: I said, young man, it's not that we didn't buy a car, but that you didn't buy a Mercedes-Benz BMW.

Man Sales: Do I have something you haven't counted?

Middle-aged man: What do I have? Didn't you say anything?

Salesman: Stop it. What are you going to do later?

Middle-aged man: Brother, have you made it clear? Am I short of money or something?

Male salesman: I know you are not short of money. I mean it's easy for you to save money to buy a car. You can't care too much about money and earn it after you spend it. You see, although I am a salesman, my conclusion is that you have to be careful when buying a car. Sometimes you think the same as you eat. Although the food in the hotel is a bit expensive, the environment is elegant and the heart is practical. Howl! Barbecue stalls are cheap to eat, but there is no difference between good and bad. Have loose bowels and howl! Do you know what worries you most when driving? The most worrying thing about driving is that the brakes are gone!

Middle-aged man: Come on, do you know what worries you most about driving? I am most worried about driving and have no money to refuel!