Very funny and hilarious brain teasers

Brain teasers are a highly entertaining thinking and language game created in the form of questions and answers. They are widely welcomed by the public for their humorous expressions. Below I have compiled some very funny funny brain teasers for you. You are welcome to read them.

A very funny and funny brain teaser

1. Why can’t you see God’s dick? Answer: The secret cannot be revealed

2. Xiaobai Why does the rabbit fly to the moon with Chang'e? Answer: Because Chang'e has carrot legs

3. Why does Doraemon live in darkness all his life? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers

4. Who cries when he thinks of his mother’s words? Answer: Grandpa thinks of his mother’s words every night, with sparkling tears, Lu Binghua

5. Why do you put two spoons of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It’s hard to explain in a word

6. Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, why? Answer: The truth is revealed

7. Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL is too ugly

8. Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL smells too bad!

9. Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL is too inferior, too bad

10. Which fish is the most idiotic? Answer: Sharkfish

11. Which fish is the smartest? Answer: sperm whale

12. The turtle has a room in its shell house and got inside. {Guess a health product} Answer: lid within lid

13. The turtle tore down the house, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: New cover, middle cover

14. The turtle demolished the house again, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Ju Neng Calcium

15. The puppy and the rabbit went to the teacher to endorse the book. Why did the teacher let the puppy memorize it first? Answer: Dog Wangwang Senbei

16 . Which song has a person appearing in the first line? Answer: I am not Huang Rong

17. What can you eat grapes without vomiting? Answer: Portugal

18. Which sect is a believer? Can’t lie? Answer: Quanzhenjiao

19. Who likes to lend a helping hand the most? Answer: Doraemon

20. Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN Die slowly

21. Who is playing Chopin’s nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh plays Chopin’s nocturne for you

22. Where are you hiding your doves? Answer: The roof is singing your song on the roof

23. Why do lions always be sent to contact things in the forest? Answer: Lost contact. A bun and a potato fought, and the potato beat the bun to death. {Guess a food} Answer: Bean paste buns

24. Baozi died, and his father came to take revenge on Tudou. Tudou knew he couldn't beat him, so he ran away.

25. A river blocked the potatoes {Guess a vegetable} Answer: snow peas

A selection of very funny brain teasers

1. Whose sea is it? Answer: Pineapple Baltic Sea

2. A rooster and a hen Guess the three-word answer: two chickens

3. A rooster and a hen The hen guesses the five-word answer: or two chickens

4. A rooster and a hen guess the seven-word answer: idiot, or two chickens

5. There is a bean that falls down and only you can encourage it. Why? Answer: Chocolate Bean

6. Why does the princess not need to hang a mosquito net when she gets married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince

7. Who is Mi’s mother? Answer: Mi’s mother is Huahua Mi

8. Who is Mi’s father? Answer: Mi’s father is Diedie Lianhua

9. Who is Mi’s lover? Answer: Rats and mice love rice

10. Who is Mi’s grandmother? Answer: Mi’s grandmother is a wonderful writer

11. Mi’s Who is grandpa? Answer: Rice’s grandpa is popcorn

12. Who is bigger, McDonald’s or KFC? Answer: KFC McDonald’s is uncle, KFC is grandpa

13. Eggs and Chocolate fight, chocolate won ~ {fighting a food} Answer: chocolate bar

14. The egg lost and was not convinced, so he went to fight again ~ lost again ~ {fighting a food} Answer: egg noodles As a result, Egg lost twice in a row. Unconvinced, he went to find his brother Cake, but Cake was defeated not only by Cake but also by Qiao

15. Keli was severely humiliated~{beat a kind of food } Answer: Chocolate CHESS Angry Cake

　16. Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee CAR, fly

17. How to make the drink bigger? Answer: Recite the Great Compassion Mantra

18. The white horse is called White Horse, and the black one is called White Horse. A horse is called a black horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

19. So what is the name of a black, white and red horse? Answer: Shy Zebra

20. Which person ran in history? The fastest? Answer: Cao Cao said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrived

21. Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: There was a bright moonlight in front of Li Bai’s bed, eh! It was frost on the ground

22. Which Which historical figure is the most obscene? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu Muyang was killed by the sea near the North Sea.

23. Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: jasmine. Reason: What a beautiful and weak jasmine flower.

24. What is Pencil’s last name? Answer: Xiao. Reason: Sharpen the pencil.

25. What lines do orangutans hate the most? Answer: parallel lines. Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect bananas.