Joke prose

What's the name of the silly monk? It's impossible to find out It's just that he is five big and three thick, chubby and silly, and he is naturally strong. As long as it is hard work, he always tries his best. So people have called him a "silly monk" since he entered the temple to get a haircut.

The "silly monk" always pesters the old abbot on weekdays, and always wants the abbot to think of some ways to show his style. One day, the abbot planned to build a stage in front of the temple. He invited craftsmen, laid the floor, designed the drawings, and started construction when the materials were ready. The materials are mainly girders, purlins and rafters, and trees need to be cut up the mountain. It was hard work, so the abbot called the "silly monk" and gave him the task.

The "silly monk" took a group of people up the mountain in a mighty way. For several days in a row, he carried the girders, purlins and rafters down one by one, and the open space in front of the temple was like a mountain.

Both the abbot and the craftsman were satisfied, but after some precise calculations, the craftsman felt that there was still a girder missing. Hearing this, the "silly monk" immediately said, "This work won't disturb the brothers. There is also a fallen tree on the mountain. It is better to be a girder. I want to take it down. "

The "silly monk" carried the tree up the mountain, but the tree was too thick to twist on his shoulders. The mountain road was rugged and branches hung from time to time by the roadside. As luck would have it, he had just turned the corner when a ridge just tripped him, and a branch on the roadside hooked the back end of the girder. Just then, something rolled up on his shoulder. He hurriedly stretched out his hand, and before he could stop it, he fell to the ground, and then rolled down the hillside like a wheel, carrying a line of yellow dust. "Silly monk" was really dumbfounded. He was a little angry at first, but later he felt that his shoulders were not heavy and his bones were relaxed. I immediately felt really stupid these days and wasted so much effort. I thought, no wonder people call me "stupid monk", I am so stupid! He patted his forehead. No, I can't be so stupid. I have to do it again to let people know that I am not stupid, but a "wise monk". So, immediately after he went down the mountain, he called the whole class together and told his newly discovered story, insisting that everyone carry the wood down the mountain one by one. Then, he stood on a high slope, commanded, everyone Qi Xin together to push all the wood down the mountain. At this time, the mountains and plains, yellow sand rolling, accompanied by deafening mountain sound.

"Silly monk" also laughed happily!

■ Han son-in-law

When there was no food at home, the wife had to ask her man to borrow food from her home. When her man was young, she had a name. Maybe it's a dog baby or a wolf child, because she didn't go to school and didn't ask for an official name first. Because it is useless to get up, I farm at home. Before I get married and have children, someone meets and says hello: "Bah, why go?" Or: "Bah, did you eat?" When you get married and have children, ask "xx Dad" when you meet. In this way, no one called him by his nickname, official name or real name. It's just that he lacked a bowel since he was a child, and his husband's family always called him "silly son-in-law". After a long time, the villagers on both sides called him "silly son-in-law".

Only that the "silly son-in-law" drove the donkey to his father-in-law's house, and the father-in-law knew his reason without asking. When he had a full meal, he gave him a dime to send him away. His father-in-law knows his stupidity. Last time, when he came, he was also filled with a wool grain. "Silly son-in-law" put the donkey on the wool, rode on the donkey's back and staggered home. As a result, the donkey was so tired that he fell ill and boiled soup and medicine, but he couldn't get it for a crop. With a criminal record, the old father-in-law was uneasy, so he got up this time and repeatedly said to him, "When the donkey comes, he will carry you. He will be very tired when he goes back. Take good care of it on the road, but don't dare to ride it again! " "Korean son-in-law" thinks so, too. The donkey is worried, so I must help it. But I walked full head big sweat, and it was quite hard! After thinking about it, I suddenly thought of a wonderful method: I carried the wool company on the donkey, the donkey carried me, and I carried the wool company. In this way, the burden will be shared equally, and I will be relaxed, and the donkey will be relaxed! So, with a sigh, he lifted the wool company off the donkey's back, made a slope to ride on the donkey, and walked home triumphantly.

"Silly son-in-law" mother-in-law felt that her man would come back soon, so she quickly got off the kang and waited at the door. After a while, I really came back. As soon as she saw her man's posture, she burst into tears with anger and poked him: "How can you be so stupid!" " After listening to his wife's words, the "silly son-in-law" was puzzled for a moment and stubbornly answered her: "I am not stupid this time. I will let the donkey carry me, and I will carry food. The weather is fine and I am relaxed! "

Everyone in the surrounding village burst out laughing.

"Korean son-in-law" froze, wondering what everyone was smirking at him.

■ Laosi

The stubborn old four doesn't need to know his last name, but he has a strong reverse thinking. He always likes to pout with others and ranks fourth in the family, so everyone calls him "stubborn old four"

One day, Lao Si went to a restaurant in front of the village for dinner. He asked Xiao Er for a bowl of glutinous rice balls and sat down on the table to eat. At this time, Zhang Laosan also came in for dinner. Zhang Laosan saw the stubborn old four eating glutinous rice balls, thinking that he would not eat the same as him, so as not to cause trouble. So I ordered a plate of oil cake and sat on the table opposite the stubborn old four and ate it. The stubborn old four finished eating and stretched himself, ready to stand up and leave. But at this moment, Zhang Laosan saw that there was still more than half a bowl of noodle soup in the stubborn old four bowl, and felt it was a pity not to drink it. This stubborn old four is a famous "old pickpocket" and has always been careful. How could he be abnormal this time? I must remind him. So he said, "Old Four, drink that half bowl of soup. It's a pity not to drink. Besides, the original soup has become the original food! " After listening to the first half of Zhang Laosan's sentence, Old Four felt very reasonable. It's a pity that thick noodle soup must be drunk. It's a pity not to drink. But after hearing the second half of the sentence, I thought it wasn't the smell, and his stubbornness came up, "the original soup turned into the original dish." Ok, I'll let you have a "original soup to original dish". So he went to the cupboard of the hotel, reached out and took out a bowl, went to the oil pan where Zhang Laosan had just fried the oil cake, scooped up half a bowl of hot oil and served it on Zhang Laosan's table, saying, "The original soup is the original dish. Eat the oil cake and drink this half bowl of oil soup! "

Zhang Laosan thought he could have a safe meal today, but he didn't want the stubborn old four to catch him again, so he gave him an army. Knowing that Old Four was stubborn and he couldn't tell the truth, he took a loophole and slipped out of the restaurant.